Pamplemousse

Sturridge scores. Good goal by him.

100%. Only Crystal Palace can stop us from our place in the group stages. A Liverpool win would (marginally) increase our UEFA co-efficient as well but I'm not sure by how much exactly.

I think Cook is going for quality over quantity What could possibly go wrong?

I've misquoted him somewhat, which is my fault. He's talking about selling 10,000 season tickets at more expensive prices than last season so they sign a player worth 4k a week to rip up League 2.

The Promotions XI need the nuns to spur them on!

Great to see Nigel Adkins back. Out of all the videos, this one is my favourite

That particular quote was from our old friend Corporate Ho

On POL they have a 'reasons to be cheerful thread'

They got relegated for a reason. We should be aiming to sign players of a much higher quality.

At least Brighton wouldn't be as annoying as the Bournemouth fans. Brighton have their own rivalry with Palace so that would keep them occupied. Perhaps next season will be our year when we finally get to play the skates in the cup.

http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/club/ Yes it has improved. It will also improve if Liverpool win the Europa League As it stands, our ranking is 16.756

More evidence of the anti-Saints bias from the BBC.

Please please PLEASE can we get them in one of the cups next season

History could have turned out so different... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/4380699.stm

It was in the last minute as well! A glorious ending that was predicted in this thread. We all wanted that an agonising last minute play-off defeat would finish off their promotion hopes

Will the HNW individuals be willing to invest more in the club? Is it worth the risk? And will the fans be happy to see their shares diluted and reduce in value?

Another quote from POL. This is from their equivalent of alpine

POL quotes (all directly copied, spelling errors and all)

I'm on the case

With Grimsby promoted, they can enjoy a Fish Derby next season

Of course, the referee and Sky was involved in a massive Football League conspiracy, otherwise, without the huge following of skates, the other clubs would go bankrupt #fact

Shame sky aren't showing some solemn skates. Those are the pictures we all want to see

We don't need rallyboy. Pompey write the jokes themselves

We hoped for an agonising play-off defeat and they have not disappointed us!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

YESSSS!!!! IN STOPPAGE TIME