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Dreadful that, had so much time he could have taken a touch.

Find both equally vile to be honest.

Bagpuss has an easy team talk then - 'everything down their left hand side boys and fill your boots'.

Surely one positive from today will be that he never plays again? I mean, surely?

Got that sweet left foot though! What a dreadful player, and an utterly pointless sub.

Pen pompey - scored - 1-1

0-1!

Looked solid at Celtic because the quality of the wingers he faced was turd. In the prem it's similar to a ford transit versus a deer when someone runs at him. That's if he gets close enough in the first place. Maybe we can make a winger out of him, because he's certainly not a defender. Appreciate what others have said about getting quality to sit on the bench and accept being a replacement though.

Surprised to see Hartlepool as big as 10/11 for Tuesday's game. Not much has changed since they beat them 1-3 at Fratton a couple of weeks ago has it? Tempting to combine the pleasure of them going bottom with a nice payout.

Bournemouth 2 up

Stoke

Skates losing, but hardly news these days!

What could possibly go wrong?

PST must have spent a busy morning on the phone - wonga, ocean finance etc

If the women in my life are anything to go by I've never known a group people exaggerate an initial event and then embellish it slightly every subsequent time it gets told. If we were attending a social event for example and some other women present said something the wife took offence to, by the time the fifth or sixth friend is told about the incident you'd have thought this woman had threatened to kill us and our families. As smirking says, my money would be on her getting pushed, and by the time the 4th bucket of pinot grigio got sunk later that evening it turned into a punch.

Spitting? Good grief. Think I'd rather be punched in the face, and would have more respect for the perpetrator too.

We pretty much had everyone back to defend that corner, how did we manage to leave someone totally free?? Just not good enough.

Good old saints, years go by, managers come and go, same old shyte

Yep, me too. Making me so angry I've been sent to the spare room by my wife for excessive foul language.

Good grief. This truly is the antithesis of a dignified and honorable death. And from where I'm sitting all the better for of it.

1-3 lovely stuff

0-2

Fags and booze = great keeper! Just needs to work on his kicking, maybe throw hookers into the mix and we'll have a world class one on our hands!

Could/should have won it in the first half. Clyne and Shaw fantastic again, as were Morgan and Cork. I used to slag Nige off for his subs around 75 mins and people on here said it was due to tiredness, they were right and I was wrong - Lambert looked spent.

richer than a Boxing Day turd Enjoyed that. Hopefully a situation arises soon where it can be deployed. Much appreciated.