Lighthouse

Bugger, wanted Burnley to win that, unlikely though it is Everton could still go down.

Or just batter them to the point there is an open revolt against the government by the military. The more Russia has to scrape together conscripts and mercenaries, arming them with increasingly obsolete equipment, the worse the casualties will become. aint - Putin might want to launch a nuke but he’d need the military to do it. At that point he is effectively telling them we have half an hour until I turn all of our families into radio-active ash.

What, so Russia can build a nice starting base to launch their next wave of bloodshed in a few years? Russia is the one who will suffer from attrition, NATO can easily out-supply Ukraine with far superior weapons. Plus, Ukraine can (and needs to) go all in on this hand, they don’t have any other borders to worry about and protect. Russia now has a 1,300km border with Finland to worry about on top of B-52s sneaking over Alaska, whatever China are up to and everything else.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_1998

Russian TV is just Lavrov in front of a camera saying; ”12 points from Greece goes to… Russia!” ”12 points from Italy goes to… Russia!” ”30 points from Ukraine goes to… Russia!”

Typical, the one year we actually have a decent Eurovision entry.

Which particular law has been enacted by the royal family, which you feel contradicts the democratic process?

Yep, just like that. Sit there for months on open farmland in their crappy tanks, with little or no access to basic amenities, accommodation or tactical cover.

So to sum up; had we lost our last 15 games of the season, we might have been in danger of relegation? About as generic a statement as you could hope to make, which could easily be applied every season, to any club about 8th or below.

Luckily we haven't been arming Ukraine with British weapons, otherwise it'd all have been over in the first weekend.

Aren't you worried she might... 'dump'.... you?

I think it says something about how low expectations have fallen that in recent days I’ve seen people suggest we keep Shane Long and sign Jeff Schlupp and Jamaal Lascelles.

Again please!

Come on guys, this isn't even a debate...

Part of their problem is it’s blame game roulette, with everyone in the Kremlin chucking sh*te at each other like chimps in a zoo. Nobody wants to take the blame, intelligence blame the military, the military blame politicians, politicians blame intelligence and vice versa. When the music stops, so to speak, things could get messy; the (probably literal) backstabbing will be relentless.

The speculation in the gutter press today is that he has blood cancer. It’ll be interesting to see what does happen if and when he pegs it, who takes over and if there’s some sort of power struggle.

If you had to choose between Vardy and Amber Heard….

Completely conjecture. It would be a massive coincidence if Ralph's preferred signing just so happened to be a guy who had already played here 14 years ago, who the club could spin as 'coming home'.

It’s the summer transfer window, showtime for agents and journalists alike. Is this news to you?

Let’s hope it’s all over (in a good way) this time next year, when we all have to go to Ukraine for Eurovision.

China will never do anything other than look out for China. They know all of this is wrong but they’re ‘keeping their powder dry until they’ve figured out how to play this and which side is going to ‘win’.

Why on Earth would he be tearing up another year on a £70kpw contract?

Interesting how this is reported as simply, "unflattering personal remarks." If that had been Andre doing a kiss and tell interview about her having, "a vag like a Jewsons bulk bag," I think he’d have received a rather stronger reaction from the public and the media. On a different note, can anyone tell me which of Henry VIII’s marriages this is supposed to depict?

£45 for a meaningless game, with the team playing sh*te, at a time when people are feeling the pinch from the cost of living crisis. Doesn’t surprise me, between parking, pub and ticket it’s an easy £70 saved not going to this game.

Invade. That’ll put the willies up them.