Lighthouse

It’s 1-2 against Liverpool for crying out loud. This is a team which put 9 past Man United over both legs this season. Their players are much better than ours and will win four out of five. He gets continually slated for not changing from his 4-2-2-2, he does that, plays a 4-5-1 which is hard to break down and still gets slated. He gets slated for not starting Romeu but we haven’t been world beaters since he came on. The guy can’t win.

I think she might be going on my approved list of nasty women.

Spin Doctors? Or did they do Breakfast at Tiffany’s? I forget my 90’s, soft rock, one hit wonders.

So 1-1 at HT after some people genuinely wanted Leeds to lose on Saturday, in case a 12-0 defeat made the last day ‘interesting’.

Standard Stephens.

Their reserves being the likes of Konaté who was triple the price of anyone we’ve got on the pitch?

Fair play, he showed more restraint and respect after that than some players have after five years here.

FFS Saints, I’m going to have to keep watching now. I was going to walk the dog.

Which team would you have picked?

Good f**king lord, that's dreadful.

There’s a repeat of Midsomer Murders on ITV3 at 8pm. I’m just saying, nobody would judge you if you turned over.

No, I’d say Eriksen has basically kept them up.

I think what annoys a lot of people is the fact that they have unilaterally proclaimed themselves in this way and the smug, self congratulatory nature in which they talk to other people, rather than what they actually believe. In essence I’d say ‘woke’ is the liberal version of right wing conspiracy theorists. An overwhelming need to publicly display their superior intellect in the form of pseudo sociopolitical awareness, with flimsy, transparent arguments based on little substance.

Newcastle are comfortably better than pretty much everyone below the Spurs/Arsenal battle. Their points per game since mid January would put them somewhere around Chelsea in the overall table.

Presumably they boo their own players, every single one of whom is a multi-millionaire and aren't in any way connected to the city?

No, that’s Rebekah Vardy.

Whatever your views on this case, you have to agree this probably wasn't the best choice of outfit.

The Republican dream in one photo. White Christians with guns and excessive breeding. Oh, that bit's easy. Extremist nutters on either side of the political Grand Canyon.

Where about is the crossover between being where you are on merit and being lucky that other teams are worse than you? Are Man City lucky there are 19 teams worse than them this year?

They will still stay up but that’s pretty funny.

For a few years, until they launch their next assault, and as I’ve already said the territory they do occupy will be anything but safe for the Ukrainians who live there. Who knows how many women will be rated and undesirables executed. Just because you aren’t fighting, doesn’t mean you’re safe.

Would have preferred them to win personally, to keep a bit of pressure on Everton.

Well yes, that’s the point. Ukraine has nothing to gain by ceding any territory to Russia, so why agree to any proposed Russian borders? There is no guarantee of any future peace, quite the opposite and any civilians who fall under this new area of Russian rule will likely suffer a desperate economic black hole, poverty, rape and a total violation of freedom.

Bugger, wanted Burnley to win that, unlikely though it is Everton could still go down.

Or just batter them to the point there is an open revolt against the government by the military. The more Russia has to scrape together conscripts and mercenaries, arming them with increasingly obsolete equipment, the worse the casualties will become. aint - Putin might want to launch a nuke but he’d need the military to do it. At that point he is effectively telling them we have half an hour until I turn all of our families into radio-active ash.