Lighthouse

We won under Koeman when Elia scored that double.

At least Andy Carroll isn't there for his traditional 'get fit just in time to play Saints, then come of the bench, elbow someone and don't get sent off, set up the winner, then get crocked for four months next game.'

I’d probably pick the team who played Man United but with Forster in goal and someone else in for Walcott, don’t care who.

Oh good, away again to Sheffield United.

Who are we going to be away to next then.

I guess tonight proves he’s even worse than Moi.

Has any player ever played for a club, where the only goals they ever scored were a single hat trick? Must have happened somewhere.

He’s out!

He’s off the f**king chain!!

Interesting team, will be good to see a bit of Broja and Tella. Should easily have enough for Newport, providing we turn up mentally.

I really didn’t see much wrong with Gardos, I was more than happy with him, Fonte, Yoshi and Toby as our CB options. Anyway, welcome Lyanco; as obscure as this signing may be, let’s hope someone, somewhere has been doing their homework.

Travel will make up the lions share of that.

I think we’re alright. Mali and Ghana aren’t currently on the red list, we’ve not got anyone else from outside Europe.

Snowdon doesn’t hold any appeal for me whatsoever. Of all the places I might choose to go walking, a peak which is crammed with tourists, has half hour queues for the summit and even a tram going up to the top isn't one of them. I know people do it to say they’ve been to the highest peak but if there’s a cafe at the top where pensioners can buy an egg custard, saying that loses some of its gravitas.

I'll never forget his birthday - 20 years old when he scored in the JPT final. Fair play to him, I was gutted we never got to sign him permanently in League 1. I remember everyone singing, "sign him up!" when he scored against us in a friendly after going back to Reading.

Another good example of the difference between being woke and being liberal. A liberal would want anyone to be given an opportunity, regardless of race, religion or sexual persuasion. Woke is thinking people from ethnic minorities need help because they can't understand the difference between racism and the colour of a t-shirt.

Okay, you’ve had some fun, give it a rest.

What do you mean, it’s one of our two default results when we play United at home; that or 2-3.

Worth pointing out we were hopeless with 3-5-2 a couple of years ago and it wasn’t until we moved away from it that results started to improve. That opening game away at Burnley was a particular lowlight. There’s no magic formula, horses for courses.

Never happened, Chad Kroeger refused to go on stage.

Yes, I’ll never forget that goal that went through Taibi’s legs.

That throw to get Livingstone out.

Having a second interweb forum is like having a second football club or wife. You guys are dead to me.

This isn’t some distant conflict, in unfamiliar territory against the Japanese Imperial Armed Forces. This is pockets of local militia with basic firearms, little infrastructure or organisation. It’s easy to sit behind a keyboard and look hard but I think I’d probably prefer to die fighting the Taliban, rather than wait three weeks for my whole family to be dragged out into the street and beheaded.

This has to be one of my all time favourite panel show clips, the way Jimmy just cuts him off. He did seem ill at the time, I just assumed he had a cold/flu.