Lighthouse

A draw at Goodison perfect for us IMO.

Jonathan Forte banging them in for Oldham at the moment.

We have problems?

21/04/15: - "We are staying up, say we are staying up!!" - Adam Lallana

If they leave it will be for not much less than £50m for the pair. No reason we can't replace them with players of similar ability like we did in summer. Having said that, I'd agree we should keep Cork.

I went to La Rochelle when I was a kid. Did it in one drive via the Pompey - Le Harve ferry. No idea if that helps but La Rochelle is a nice enough place.

I think he means Auntie Semitic. Miserable old b*tch, never gave me any money on my birthday. Hang on can I say that?

I personally enjoy passing electric currents through small rodents.

There are plenty of people out there with the hipster mentality who feel the need to identify themselves by going against the popular consensus.

I actually quite like ITV's football coverage. Nah just kidding. It's sh*te. Even the mute button doesn't seem to silence Adrian Chiles. Just watching his lips move is enough to fill my head with his dull, inane Brumminess. It's tragic that Sky can provide such excellent analysis with the likes of Red Nev, Carra and the Soccer Saturday team whilst the best ITV can put forward is Chiles talking about "Claus van Huntelaar".

Could be cheaper than a professional masseuse.

So which local teams are now more of a threat than Pompey? Bompey, Brompey and Rompey obviously in the Championship. Swompey are fairly local too. Plompey are South Coast but a long way off so they don't really count. Eompey aren't far off these days and Aompey beat them in the Cup.

It's a lot more if you aren't paying for them.

'I vow to thee my country' a far better anthem than both.

I've been wrestling with a pretty good 'flush' pun but he isn't playing poker. Shame.

I'll stick a tenner on 36 brown.

He isn't. Although I bet he cries himself to sleep every night having to play in a live band because he's not cool enough to have 25,000 posts on an internet 'mongboard'.

Signing 2 players unlikely then you feel?

Reminds me of that other golfer who used to be on here. Saint Will or something I think, where did he end up?

You would have to be pretty desperate and pay through the nose to get Clyne in January. In other words, he is off to Liverpool.

Definitely the most entertaining England game I've watch in years. Even players like Rooney, Wilshere and Smalling were playing well.

We just needed Dean Hammond on to score the third.

Brilliant build up involving Clyne, Lallana and Lambert.

England just don't have the intelligence of Morgan and Tadic to make that space for him.

There can be no denying Lallana's class on the ball. He makes Rooney look like a hippo stampeding through warm marmalade.