Maggie May

Right.... Premier League team: check Premier League player: check Both more well known in this country over Twente or other transferred players: check That's so sensationalist *rolls eyes* I've said it before, Saints fans suffer from a bizarre epidemic where they read what they want to read or believe what they want to believe, always outweighing facts.

Sorry guys, there's really no need to do this. It'll be a failure from the outset. Fair play for having a crack at it though. It'll be poorly written judging by the questions. I guarantee you won't be able to get interviews with players. Most former Saints express their views on Twitter these days or provide the odd sound bite via the Echo. There's only so much fans will care about hearing what former players have to say about the current state of things. If the club is playing well and everything is honky dory, they'll be churning out the praise. If there's a bad spell, they'll be jumping on the bandwagon. The only way this will work is if you nail a niche, and that's incredibly hard to do with football. Saying all this, I'll buy nine copies.

He's been given the number 3:16.

Pretty sure Redknapp played Austin as a lone striker more often than not last season.

Droll.

I'm very wary of this signing. He didn't have the best goal scoring record at Hungerford. Tread with caution.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-move-steven-caulker-jurgen-7163104 lolwut

Worthy of a ban. He can't write, either.

Was anyone lucky enough to see him at Glastonbury in 2000?

Lol at the thought of delusional parents being angry about their kids not being good enough for Prem footy. Can imagine it now. "Ere Koeman, you know naafffing you caaahnt!! My tyro league team won the league playing 4-4-2 and players full of passion and commitment when I was a nipper!! Harry Reed's mum says he's the bee's knees!!"

It's only football, you weirdo.

2012 just called, it wants this post back.

James, stop spamming the board with your dull articles and website.

Typical deluded fan believing what they want to believe.

Everyone could see them winning a mile off within a minute of the second half kicking off. If we could see that, Koeman should have too and made the relevant changes to preserve the win.

You sound creepy.

Getting Aaron Martin back in January would be a good start.

Van Dijk* I mean

Kane goal: https://streamable.com/o8qp Van Dyke - GARBAGE.

Like what? I've seen this written a few times recently with no suggestion of what is wrong or foundations to back up the claim.

Patrice Tano.

This will be a very tough game. I can see Cabaye pulling the strings. I hope I'm wrong.

*****ITK KLAXON***** Saints new boss will be Scott Hiley. Shhhh. A Hiley controversial appointment.

AVB, if we can afford/he wants to come.

Tactics King Koeman couldn't even guide us past Danish European also-rans. That comp should've been the focal point of the season but we didn't even get there. Van Gaal is the better boss. Sure, he's spent over the odds on crap but the United of old is long gone and will take years to recover - if they ever will. Saints have looked class in some games this season, dreadful in others.