Maggie May

They're usually off their nuts on coke and steroids when carrying out attacks.

Can't argue with that team - well written, too. I notice the Mirror did theirs today but split it into each football reporter. Not one chose a Saints player. Fair enough but seems strange how they've seemingly overlooked a team who has looked on par with the top four since September.

Nibble.

Well done for telling everyone the areas players live in during international week guys.

U wot m8??

Saints are gonna lose 2-0.

No it doesn't, it says more about you being a smug arse. Their interest lies in sport and finance, perhaps a combination of the two. Please tell us what career path your dissertation has led you on?

So the young Bournemouth lad DIDN'T have a shirt snatched away from him... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/13943836.Father_admits_error_over_Cherries_star___s_shirt/

It's funny how hypochondriac believes they have a informed opinion of the outside world when surely the majority of their time, whether in work or spare, is posting on this message board. Also, the "fruitcake" and "mentalist" jibes they threw towards one of the posters on this thread seem to have gone undetected. And they have blog posts on here named "the Mental Files "... Sensing some hostility towards people with mental health issues there...

They'll score this fk now too.

Sort it out saints. What does Koeman say at half time?

At 16 he shows more composure and intelligence on camera than Raheem Sterling. Has anyone seen a Sterling interview? My God – unintelligible. It's like he finds it difficult to talk. Last week he said this: "I get quite a bit of chances". ?????

Imants Bleidelis "Tranmere Rovers".

Willem Dafoe.

Tomasz Radzinski...

Benteke is one of those players, like Lukaku, who absolutely nails us every time.

I'm about to listen to the second half. (Therefore we will lose, sorry)

Yeah, that's one of the worst things ever. When she said "keep coming" though - lol.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34545871

I can feel his dad's pain. I buy myself a present everyday as a thank you for being alive.

Why has Pelle prompted you to think this? The guy has been class at Saints since he joined.

No, you can't.

Everybody*

How insular can one person be?