Danbert

Secretly they hated it. As they know, League 2 is just better than European football, it's closer to jumpers for goalposts and further from prawn sandwiches.

They'd rather be playing Wycombe - that's real football. They hated having to play Milan.

Right now, I'd definitely rather have Romeu. He's been peerless.

Winner

You can also get 11/1 on 0-0. Very tempting if you ask me. Can't see us creating many chances without Cedric and Bertrand to swing in the crosses.

Illustrious previous winners include Karren Brady

Indeed, they attracted massive massive crowds of between 700 and 10,000. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-s-american-adventures-of-the-past-1-7625895

Pompey are looking into doing a preseason tour of the States, which I guess makes sense as all the other big clubs are doing it. They're expecting "someone else" to pay for the trip though....

Tactical genius Paul Cook is at it again. Q. So Paul, our away form this season isn't great, what's changed? A. What's changed is that we're inconsistent. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-boss-pinpoints-cause-of-away-day-woe-1-7617784?

Apparently... http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2016/159/en/phone/index.html Asset strippers, etc., etc.

Paul Cook really is a Grade-A imbecile.

Against Leicester, I thought we were a better team with him on the pitch, and for me he's way better than Martina. Hope he's not seriously injured.

Frazer Richardson turning out for Donny today, I see.

Some more hammy drivel from Niel Allen. If he has a hidden talent, it's as a pantomime dame. Choice quotes: With any luck, he'll be out of a job soon anyway.

I just saw the result. Schaudenfreude hahahahahahahahahahaha

Shock news! Bottomless money pit still not full: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-supporters-trust-push-forward-plans-for-new-share-scheme-1-7591244?

In major news for complete idiots who are growing tired of simply burning their money, there is a "possibility Pompey could invite new investment in the near future". http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-trust-new-investment-in-club-a-possibility-1-7587403? Tablecloth, beer belly, and goatee fetishists may also find this of interest.

Wouldn't what? Whatever you're thinking, I'm sure it would definitely be very wrong.

The PST AGM is coming up - apparently there are some vital issues to be addressed. Anyone can register for the limited number of tickets available by following the link.

That would be telling, but here's the article's top-rated comment:

Another contender for worst Snooze article ever: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/northstand-nostaliga-my-hair-raising-pompey-discovery-1-7558671?

If the scores stay like this, they'll be at least joint top, so I guess they are nailed on to rip up the league. It's a good thing they didn't sack hero Cook a fortnight ago when he was an incompetent villain.

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/liam-obrien-on-pompeys-checkatrade-trophy-tie-at-yeovil-town-3279204.aspx?

Yet another new adjective - henceforth, they are the bitterest: "Leagues One and Two are not there for the convenience of the Premier League." http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/sos-pompey-powers-that-be-can-t-have-it-both-ways-1-7548520

Hats off to Sir Les - nice one :-)