Danbert

lol

'It would have to take a very, very, very good offer for me to leave Portsmouth. That is how much I enjoy being here.' So Appy, we have 12 players including a goalie, and we will pay your wages on time, what d' ya say? I'm your man.

Couldn't we just make them one anyway even if they decide do decide to waste the money in some other way?

Just commonsense surely? Only an idiot would buy a Pompey season ticket given the uncertainties they face.

Agree 100%

Being apparently that bothered about what a stranger says on Internet forums, especially when you, Matthew Le God, are not even abusive, makes Hypochondriac seem like a very peculiar person.

God, you are so funny.

Quote from his bolg: "If there's anyone reading this blog who's hurt themselves or gotten sick, and you're worried and depressed and can't think of what to do… we may not be able to meet in person, but I hope we can overcome this together." What a metroman :-) Like it!

The youngest pompey female to receive an ASBO was a boy?

I live in Copenhagen - I'd definitely be up for it.

I also thought Carrol put in a good shift, and his headed goal against Sweden was out of this world. I was also surprised that Carrol came on for Welbeck - Rooney, the utter ***t, did nothing all game.

True, true.

"Almost literally," hmmm, interesting. So you put the skate journalist in the barrel and shoot him, and then you've won the argument or what?

Do you? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

Yep - Wordpress is good (and free).

Do you mean some of you morons actually buy that stuff. I'd always assumed if was just something mad wives and girlfriends bought for their partners. You do realise none of them have any effect don't you (apart for a few with fat-soluble vitamin A in them)? You'd all be better off just having botox injections.

If I were Adkins I'd put ten men behind the ball for this one.

Dear Sir Mervyn, In answer to your question above... How do you think we got into the mess we're currently in? House prices have got to the unsustainable level they have now reached because of lax lending practices, in particular self-certification mortgages (a.k.a. liar loans) and Britain's 4 million interest-only mortgages. That's right, 4 million "house owners" (all they really own is debt) have been banking on house prices rising inexorably. These things should come with a warning - prices may go down (and if they do you're ****ed mate). In general, the more money people can borrow to purchase houses the more houses will cost. If banks extend even larger loans at still greater income multiples people will have to spend more of their income on paying off their mortgage - but they won't get a better house out of it. Spreading payments over several generations would inflate house prices still further, locking people into inter-generational debt servitude and sucking even more money out of the productive economy and into an already over-inflated asset class. So yes, it's a bloody awful idea.

Hope it has a nice big garden with a vegetable patch... I'm really starting to get the willies.

The plan is to stop the banks going bust - that's all that matters. I think the rest is just smoke and mirrors. The Second World War brought an end to the depression of the thirties. He's not expressing himself particularly clearly but what he means is this will be the worst economic crisis since the thirties. I think that may turn out to be an understatement... If we don't maintain nominal house prices we'll end up with banks in the same state as Ireland's and Spain's. The plan is to gently inflate away the debt. We should never have let house prices reach such unsustainable levels but they're too high now for the bubble to be allowed to burst abruptly. Exactly, liar loans and interest only mortgages. House prices have little or nothing to do with the supply of actual houses and everything to do with the supply of credit.

This announcement convinces me that we're really about to enter complete economic meltdown. They are printing money nakedly and without any subterfuge in a desperate attempt to re-capitalise banks, maintain house prices and stave of inflation. Bye-bye pound it was nice knowing you. The next time we meet I'll be using a fiver to wipe my bum.

Scary photo accompanying that article.

I thought he was a kiddy fiddler

How come u ain't been banned yet then?

I watch FC Copenhagen occassionaly and Dame N'Doyle is nothing special - I'd steer well clear.