Danbert

Are you nuts? I would.

You've just really upset someone. Well done.

He reminded me of Pele's and Maradonna's debuts. There is no question he is the greatest footballer this planet will ever see.

Why not just say it like it is. It would be stupid. Winding people up on the Internet is one thing but...

Hi Sandwich Saint. I spend a lot of time in Preston where my father lives - just down the road from Sandwich.

Same here. And another thing Fonte worries me - we need a new centre back.

Reading threads full of twonks clamoring for expensive new signings got me thinking. What's the worst transfer ever? I reckon this one has to come pretty close. A quite amazing waste of wonga. In 2009 West Ham signed forward Savio Magala Nsereko for a fee of around 7.5 million plus add ons and sold him on sharpish (and at a loss). He has yet to score a goal for any of the 6 teams he has played for since and is currently on loan at Sporting Club Vaslui of Romania. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savio_Nsereko Can anyone better that?

God you are so predictable

Too right

If you are suffering lack of quality activity why not try Uncle Avram's knocking shop?

Are you trying to pick a fight with them on the Internet? I think that's a bit pathetic. Why not just give one of them a smack?

Are you sure about that?

I was so upset I cried all the way to the chip shop

Personally I'd rather have Dann.

Why not do it yourself if you want it done? Before you do though, I'd ask you to consider whether you really think that police time couldn't be better spent than chasing up some nutter pasting drivel on the Internet - he's hardly started a rumor has he? Why people think the criminal justice system needs to interfere in a case like this is beyond me.

Where do you suggest?

Exterminate exterminate

Yes, but he hasn't applied for it has he - it could just as well have been another top-flight club.

If you were looking for a new job - and new you were a marketable commodity wouldn't you want a little time to think about a job offer? Especially if it meant moving house?

What everyone seems to forget is that these young men are being asked to make important decisions about the future direction of their career. It's not like picking something up in the supermarket. The guy probably wants some time to think about it and weigh up his options; understandably.

I'll see you your infraction and raise you a Twitter storm, a celebrity trial and a hand-wringing comment piece in the Guardian.

You're going down mate - I'll be waiting for you after school

Wanna fight about it?

Woofter

Quite, I mean if f'ing Blackburn can win the league anybody can.