Danbert

I'll see you your infraction and raise you a Twitter storm, a celebrity trial and a hand-wringing comment piece in the Guardian.

You're going down mate - I'll be waiting for you after school

Wanna fight about it?

Woofter

Quite, I mean if f'ing Blackburn can win the league anybody can.

OK, they think it's a done deal - cool.

Blah, blah, blah... Does anyone know if he's actually any good though?

They will also be required to pay all football creditors in full - which they can't do. I think this is it folks. By-bye nice knowing ya :-)

lol :-)

That made me s****** - nice one.

No, he says just he's on his way to Southampton. There are other reasons for doing that than having a meeting with Saints.

Not really if he's German as Austria is another country.

Why does everyone assume that German football agents necessarily represent German players? It could be Buttner's agent.

Looks like Crawley have outbid them... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7883231/

Before he was third in line for a central midfield berth. Now he's fourth in line. We signed him for three years because it was felt he was Championship standard and would still have a role to play. That may not be the case anymore.

Is it just me or does he have Spock ears?

5) Collect 200,000 a year salary 6) Hmmm.... 7) What could possibly go wrong?

I don't disagree at all. He was our weakest link in the latter stages of the season (when he got a game) and gave the ball away far too cheaply. He doesn't belong in a team that tries to play tappy tappy football - certainly not at Premier League level.

lol

'It would have to take a very, very, very good offer for me to leave Portsmouth. That is how much I enjoy being here.' So Appy, we have 12 players including a goalie, and we will pay your wages on time, what d' ya say? I'm your man.

Couldn't we just make them one anyway even if they decide do decide to waste the money in some other way?

Just commonsense surely? Only an idiot would buy a Pompey season ticket given the uncertainties they face.

Agree 100%

Being apparently that bothered about what a stranger says on Internet forums, especially when you, Matthew Le God, are not even abusive, makes Hypochondriac seem like a very peculiar person.

God, you are so funny.