KingdomCome

Don't shoot the messenger, but Dave who hangs round the park's uncle's cousin, who once went to London a few years back and met Brian who lives less than 12 miles from Wenger's gaff said he'd been told that Boruc, Davis, Cork and Fonte were all in a black hack heading to the Emirates. Oh and some random on twitter said Chambers has had a medical at Arsenal.

He may not be worth more than £5m on the open market, but at the moment he is worth a lot more than that to Saints. I would hope a bid of that amount would be rejected.

The nearest thing I have to a garden in my flat is covered in trees. You're just confirming my suspicions.

In other news, Pope: Catholic Bears: defecate in wooded areas

Really? I thought it was very straight forward. Ignore the paragraph starting "Ings move is currently stalled" if you're struggling. He's taking a jab at people who have made a fuss out of the fact that he refers to "we" when referring to the club. Basically saying a lot of football fans say "we" when talking about the club they support.

Good to hear there are a few in the pipeline. I do think that finding a few hours to sort out JC would be a wise investment of time though.

A good player for Liverpool, bar the occasional slip

It's good to have a goal to aim for and this is a guy who is used to achieving his goals. After his success at getting CL football for Saints, I can't see him failing to win the league with spurs.

Don't you mean nauseated? nauseous to mean feeling sick is an americanisation.

I'm glad your here to inform us what is officially interesting and what isn't

See schneiderlin is adding "#willbebacksoon" to his tweets

It shows posts by friends of the person whose profile you're viewing as well. K.billy is Guans friend

'arry saying fee agreed with QPR on SSN. Didn't see it, just going by twitter

1st - City 2nd - Utd 3rd - Chelsea 4th - Arsenal 12th - Saints

"Groin problem" Maybe his c()ck is already in liverpool

One word to describe MLT? Surely has to be "Southampton"

Ali Dia - Who?

Living in Glasgow, I've only heard it pronounced rhyming with cumin but ending in "-mun", rather than "-min". Could be the accent though.

Doesn't he play for liverpool?

Running around a lot and being malnourished are all we really need to be looking for in a player.

Third division of the Dutch league... I'm not sure they are professional.

Might be just because he only started using twitter very recently so still seems a bit stilted

He is, he tweeted about being out for the evening a while back with someone from beswick.

You could try, but all he need say is "I wouldn't have gone to X utd" and the transfer fee / loss becomes purely speculative. You might get a tribunal to agree there is loss, but I doubt it would be anywhere near the actual transfer value.

Caps forgiven. "Per se" error is not (I realise I'm a pedantic c*nt) Problem with Ings is that he's more valuable to Burnley than he would be to us.