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Pub golf sounds good. Probably need to do some sort of 'activity' in the day as well, along the lines of go-karting, paintballing etc. What towns/cities do people recommend? I'm thinking maybe Bournemouth, start Saturday morning and come back Sunday.

They had additional financial irregularities. Sad thing on the Luton one is that it was them who highlighted the problem, as the new board had come in and seen what the old guys had been doing.....

Right, just been asked to organise a stag do for my brother. Problem is it's in a months' time so pretty short notice. Need to stay fairly local (within a hour, hour and a half) as my wife will be eight months pregnant and I need to be within reach. Most of the people going will be late 30s with a couple older than that and a couple younger. What ideas do people have? Anyone been on any good stag do's in the local area?

Cool. I'll recommend that to him. Seems like a good price and a decent make.

That looks good. Tesco site says it's already got wireless built in?

Anyone? Forgot to mention his router is in the loft so he's going to need some wireless connectivity.

Hi. My brother in law is looking to buy a desktop. Doesn't need anything flash, he'll mainly be browsing the web, doing a bit of wrod processing and accounts etc. Doesn't do much gaming (he's got a PS3 for that), only needs to be able to handle championship manager. Wants to spend less than £500. Anyone know of any good deals?

Don't want them to fold, but wouldn't like to ground share either. They can play at Moneyfields or West Leigh Park.

I think Gaydamak owns the land around Fratton Park, not the ground itself. Any redevelopment of the ground would require this additional land.

Williamson and Smith have already played for Watford this season. Surely the same rules apply to them as Lambert and Hammond, in that they can't play for more than two teams in a season? They could only go on loan.

Have most blokes been to brothels then?

Maybe one introduced the place to the other.

I wonder why they didn't put under-soil seating in their brand new stadium.

By the way, we only have fortnightly collections of recycling in Portsmouth. And weekly rubbish collections. The council don't supply a bin for rubbish though, you have to go to B&Q or Homebase and buy one yourself. The council is run by the Lib dems and has been for years, if that's of interest to anyone.....

Only in the Chapel (family enclosure).

I was about to query your anagram before you changed it.

But you didn't mention IBM or Lenovo.

Mancini should do alright at City then. Which brings us back to where this thread started.

Would be better if they just took a kid. Surely most people know children, even if they aren't their own. Nephews, nieces etc. What a nice little treat to take a kid to football at Christmas.

You.

We're all going to die.

I've never really 'got' it. Doesn't appeal to me at all.

Whats the correlation?

Do you crush your cans and things? Would make a bit more space.

No snow in Southsea.