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On holiday in northern France and it was the first game of the season. Sat in the car in Honfleur, I speculatively tried R Solent and was surprised to get a clear signal, so kept popping back to the car for the next couple of hours to keep updated (Mrs ecuk268 was not amused).

Apparently, when Boris was told he was going to meet the Downing St pussy, he was disappointed when it turned out to be Larry the cat.

Could someone tell me what an "influencer" is and why should I be influenced by them? Also, how do you become one?

Looks a bit like Boris under that wig.

What about orange people?

I'm sure that the gun lobby would say that if the kids had guns it would have been very different.

Especially if you're a person who hates asylum seekers.

As he's only about 3 feet tall, he wouldn't do much protecting.

Averages are not much use without the standard deviation as it gives no indication of where the wage growth occurred. Not everyones wages grew by 3.5%. A relatively few people could have gotten large rises or loads of people could have gotten small ones. Some people may even have had reductions.

Apparently, the reason why he turned his back yesterday was so that the orifice he usually speaks out of was facing the right way.

Amount spent by the BBC of salaries over £150000 in 2018 = £21m Cost of free licenses for over-75's = £745m So they could sack the lot and it wouldn't make much difference.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-48790657

Max Hastings (who's not exactly a leftie pinko) isn't too keen: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/24/boris-johnson-prime-minister-tory-party-britain

But to know when the ball is kicked, he may have to look down the other end of the pitch so he can't see in two directions at the same time.

There are some occasions where it is impossible for a linesman to judge an offside. If the ball is being played from deep and the kicker is near the touchline but way back down the pitch, the linesman has to turn his head virtually 90 degrees to see when the ball is kicked and there is no way that he can look across the last defender at the same time. Does that make sense?

Boris has vowed to treat the country as he treats his women: Woo them, f*ck them, and leave them.

Why don't you ask the club?

Did she promise to pick on the elderly from the Windrush era?

The Telegraph agrees with him... https://newsthump.com/2019/06/24/daily-telegraph-launches-dont-make-a-fuss-campaign-on-domestic-violence/

Is this the Raab who didn't realise that the English Channel is between us and France and that freight actually has to cross it?

Apparently his girlfriend told him that "leave means leave" and he didn't like it.

I think that this sums it up nicely: https://newsthump.com/2019/06/20/tory-leadership-battle-reduced-to-twt-vs-cnt/

With an 8000 majority, if Farage takes votes from the Tories, the Lib Dems could profit.

Tory MP Chris Davies has been booted out for fiddling his expenses. Should be an interesting by-election.

https://newsthump.com/2019/06/21/tory-minister-leaps-into-action-to-bravely-grab-throat-of-woman-threatening-to-use-words-he-didnt-like/