OldNick

Yep, why sunday????You played up front right?

I see Big 'Phil' Dubai has joined the fray. I have the refs phone number and he already has a deal with ''Arry' and now watch the money go on the away side on Betfair.

That's one done for , nows wheres Nexstar

Your particular part will be in an edition of Holby City

Hey Im not calling you Gaffer that's my name.

I might put you in goal then. Im a good man manager, I'll put my arm around you and tell you are s###

Dont worry we are playing the zonal system and Griffo has permission to knee you in the Zonals

To all my team can you make sure your mums have stitched your names into your coats.I dont want anybody taking one home that's not theirs.

I dont like having big time Charlies swanning about and worried about their boots getting dirty.I need blood on them, when I played football boots had toe caps and a metatarsal was something that had been found in a fossil.

Just put him on his a### and then put the ball in for no9 to ram home

it depends, I might be sulking as I havent got a shirt with my name on.

that's my boy. If you avoid c.) and d.) up to the game he might get it for real

let me know your size and Ill use my football contacts to get some for you.

OSM I totally agree. Iam doing my utost not to get too embroiled in any heavy debates. i want to move on

Top Man.Thats what i call devotion.I do hope the rest of the team take some of this and use it as a template for the standards expected.That is captain material if im not mistaken.You're in the running for the armband.

You don't need to call me Sir, Gaffer will be fine (apologies to Mike Osman but Im using that for this game) Going for jogs from now on!!! A bit late as i had you down as my engine, up and down the pitch man. looks like my plans have been dealt a big blow already.

hammer for sale....only kidding Stanley

We need something to unite behind, a bunch of triuphantists who dont seem to understand the dire position we are in gives me little faith.

bloody hell must have been in the same place and not realised!!! We have stayed loyal though!!!..Lol Tell her Nick says hello, she'll know who you mean. It makes me hungry just thinking about it.

No Tanya doesnt do the aromatic duck either.Good take away though Derry, we are one of her longest loyal customers she wraps our order up so it is still hot when we get back to Salisbury after a game.

now Im confirmed as the away team manager I expect full respect from the team, none of the 'you old git, you don't know what you are on about' stuff . I will be bringing along my medals to show you to gain your respect......well medal, Shirley School under11's player of the first half award. I expect all my team to be keeping to a.) 9 pm curfew ,b.)no drinking,c.) no womanising, d.)no MasterBatesing, e.)a 5 mile run every night, f.)practising passing dribbling g.)shooting skills (not as in c.) or d.) ), h.)and a strict careful eating regime. If not, I'll be pulling you off at half time, to some that might mean a bonus but being pulled off when my hands are made of sandpaper is not recommended unless you are Pinochio of course.Leave the excesses to Dubai Phils team. Come on you greys/flints

Poignant to say the least.If ever fans need to wake up it is after reading that.(not due to that) The fans need to turn up so at least we have a club to sell I suppoose is the best way of adding to it.

yep and paying for the pleasure.Lol

Lol...you might be my centre forward by the way and so call me gaffer in future replies Ta

to be fair the Chester fans on there were very decent.They were saying that it was wrong for them to take another clubs place and get what they deserve.An aquaintence is a Bournemouth fan and he went to Chester and said they are the worst fans he has seen deserting after going 2 nil down.Reading their forum I think that is unfair.