Secret Site Agent

Interview with Delle Ali ' When the boss told me I had to lift myself up if I wanted to be the next Ronaldo, I told him I was trying to play at the next level and put everything into my game. I didn't realise that he meant I had to lift myself off of the pitch, as he preferred me running and kicking the ball.'

Yeh, He's just a 'sh** Pochettino' and he knows it.

Have Spurs scored yet? It's been 15 mins since the game ended. Wonderful result and 10 points over the festive period. Ralph and the boys have done well to.turn this around. And Jose gets a yellow. Niiiice.

Have Spurs scored yet? It's been 15 mins since the game ended. Wonderful result and 10 points over the festive period. Ralph and the boys have done well to.turn this around. And Jose gets a yellow. Niiiice.

I never realised what a **** Deli Ali actually was until this game.

Merry Christmas one and all from Me and Mine. Here's to a hopefully new and improved Year next year And raise a glass to those who are not here to celebrate with us.

But what did he do? If someone tells me, I'll spring into action. I will send my email this afternoon.

32, I too fell with naming of previous countries

Ralph, Take my advice,and a ball of your own ****e, and go behind the Northam, and blow out what is left of your brains. Championship here we come. W-anchors

I have had a **** week 1-3 loss will be the cherry on the cake, or icing, or whatever goes on there. Just get Vardy back for injuring VVD and putting him out when we needed him, (although I would be happy for him to do it again now.) And for having that Reese Witherspoon chin!!!!!

I fell in love with the game and Saints again when we were in league 1 and I took my daughter so she could see saints before they no longer existed. That did all change, as we know, and coming back up we had some good times, and enjoyed it. Now, if we go down, at least we'll be able to go into the season and think we could win this league, or come top three. Here, if we make it into next season in the premier is all we can hope for.

After the drubbing I got from the Pompey fans at work after the Bournemouth game I'm just going to tell them I am.moving house. To Thornhill. Hahaha haha Good win the lads.

See. Sometimes Heisenberg talks sense and I find I am agreeing with him after spouting **** last night

****s ****s ****s ****s ****ing ****s.........**** off. Bloody typical

RIP A great man, one who stood up in our hour of need. Hope the club do something to remember him. Friday a minutes silence would be appropriate I think.

I'm trying to fix the M27. Give me time. Has anyone got 600.tonne of SMA ashphalt on them? Have a look in your pockets back of the sofa etc. Missing the bloody game cause of this.

I think that is what they hoped we would have bought. We can all say that 'we should have brought in better players' but who? On the budget we have? AND who is to say the 2 or 3 would have been any better, they could have been worse.

****s ****s ****s ****s ****ing ****s

So they change it to a Saturday and Sunday The broadcaster walks away as he wants Monday night and Friday night football. However There will be another broadcaster that will have those weekend fixtures anyway. Back to the weekend football gets my vote. Put bloody X factor and the voice on Monday and Friday instead.

I agree with this, we should own it, but only WE can say the Scum word. We could be Scummers with Attitude, shorten it to SWA. Greet each other with, 'How are you, My scummer', 'Hey my SCummer' and, when we score and VAR rules it off side, 'The ref is a ScummerF*cker.' And also make it plain that only WE can use the S word, others can't use the S word, as it is totally inappropriate for those not born Scummers to the use S word. I can imagine it now in the Stands: Straight Outa Northam F*CK THE POM-PEY MUSH, MUSH EXPRESS YOUR DISPLEASURE...(at Boufal) (You would have to know the NWA songs to get my jist)

And better keepers, like you, would have thought, 'Ah, he just scuffs it, it'll go wide' and he scores. What if Ralph could teach him to not scuff his shots? he is already able to get it on target. Sorry, I know that it is a bit difficult but we need to get raw talent in a hone it, we can't afford the finished article and he must have come on someone's radar to have been scouted in the first place. I don't doubt there might be better and cheaper in the lower leagues but it is finding this talent. I think our recruitment will start looking to these areas too. I say give him a go.

RIP My age and gone. Thoughts with his family

I think you are all being really cruel. There is no evidence that he will do a crap job, and he can always fall back on his mates, Simon, Jay and Neil. NAd not forgetting Mr. Gilbert has an eye for a striker.

I cornered Gao again at the weekend. Secret Site Agent: We have been watching the goings on at the club now and we have questions. Kat: You don't have to answer that question! Secret Site Agent, you are bang out of order. Gao: I'll answer the question. You want answers? Secret Site Agent: I think were entitled to them! Gao: You want answers?! Secret Site Agent: WE want the truth!! Gao: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has budgets, and those budgets have to be guarded by men with financial responsibility. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Benjii? You, Heisenberg?You Hypochondriac? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Saints and you curse the Management. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Saints achieving 16th, while tragic, probably saved jobs and the club. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves jobs and the club! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on Saintsweb, you want me in this club. You need me in this club. We use words like "self sustaining", "promoting youth", "loyalty", “Improvement”. We use these words as the backbone of creating something for the future that will not go into administration again. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and supported the club. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a scarf, and stand in the Northam. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! Secret Site Agent: Did you choose a dodgy sponsor? Gao: I did the job that—- Secret Site Agent: Did you choose a dodgy sponsor?! Gao: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

Hey, Batman I want you dead!!!! Yes, I want you dead serious about our chances next season and how we will avoid the drop. Cheer yourself up, there is always the ignore button.