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I am Spaticus........ I Mean I am Keyser Söze........ Sorry, um I am Dan Kerins. I am, I said. And you may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

Is her mum happy with her dad?

Hey, why haven't we got a substantially big name as a sponsor? Because we don't need one is why!

I know Matt le Tiss was booked, but that is all I can say....................................Oh Alright, you twistede my arm, he was booked by the BBC to appear as a pundit, but I can't reveal more than that. Yep, they were probably booked by someone else to appear somewhere else.

And about time too. Others just don't want to acknowledge his genius

You may think that Phil, but I couldn't possibly comment! 'Francis Urquart' Now there is a politician based on many politicians that are able to give an answer to a question that contains no answer to the question at all.

Oh, and I have been taking my little girl of late. She went to her first saints game at the end of last season, as I didn't know if there would even be a club this season, (Markus be praised), but at the MK dons Semi at the SMS she did make me and my bestest friend laugh when we were 3 up and she shouted out 'GREEN army' by accident. She's only 9. I banned her from watching Aviva adverts for life.

RED is the colour of the New Republic.

I'm all for that. And the COY Saints. And it will also f-uck up Nick Ills other enterprise, which will make StuRomseySaint do a little jig with glee.

I would just like to say to these people: Blow it out of your kazoo, you finkle f uckwits

I am ever so sorry for this and please don't take it too personally as i believe we are ALL entitled to our opinions and i fully support what you have to say, and appreciate you right to say it. But **** you and the horse you rode in on. That said, i hope you don't take it personally and you fully understand my right to disagree. Glad you coud watch the match though

I just love markus. He's out there with his little canon camera Nicola kissing the boys on the head NICOLA GIVING THE UPHAND SHAKE AND A HUG FOR PARDEW. Markus giving Pardew a little thank you in the ear. ****ing get in there

Ricky Lambert - man of the Match. I agree with that

Oh ****. I seems that we only won because of Carlisles frailaties, according to Sky. I reckon we should give it back and replay it next week, as it's only fair. Then I might get a ****ing ticket and we can win 5-0

We won

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Perry is on What a nice thing for Pards to do. Shame he couldn't get bart on

Connolly on at last. I still want that fifth goal

****ing hell, they scored.

Having a go at the Chairman again

I want us to score 5 so that we have the record for the biggest score margin AND the only team to score 5 at wembly

Whats up with Robsons face? He lloks like Desperate dan on steroids

Gillet for Papa lets get connolly on in all

LLalllannana oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Millsworth oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Apprently we will also have the record for the biggest winning margin \lets get another f ucker then

at 70 Mins bring on Connoly Mr pards