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While waiting for our next signing I started to contemplate some players from yesteryear!

 

 

Surnames of footballers are a lot different to the days when Barnsley always seemed to have an Awkwright and Newcastle a Milburn in their sides. Today’s flood of foreigners have certainly spiced up the team sheets on the back pages of programmes with Southampton being no exception. Flipping through the pages of the “Alphabet of the Saints” I noticed that Saints did not have a Smith – evidently the most common surname in England - on their books between George Smith leaving the club in 1949 and Paul Smith arriving in 2004. However since 1938 Saints have had no less than 7 players called Williams to make a first team experience and yet only 4 Jones (Ken, Ernie, Paul and Kenwynne).

Who would ever had thought during the 2006-07 season a Radio Solent commentator would ever be able to describe the beginning of a Saints attack thus – “and Pele slides a through ball for Best to run onto”. Was Pele ever his real name?

 

It was while flicking through the Alphabet that I suddenly noticed how well Xmas is represented in the ranks of Southampton FC surnames, for not only do we have an Angell (James William 1906-07), but also a Saul (Frank Lander 1967-70), a Gabriel (James 1967-72) and - wait for it - even a Christmas (Edwin Cecil Russell 1911-12). All we need to do now is to sign a Jesus from a Spanish club and we would be well set up for our own club nativity play! No prizes which role Dennis Wise would get

 

The shortest surname is three letters – we had two Frys (CB 1900-03 and Roger 1970-72) while who could forget Ali Dia (1996-97). We have also had three Lees (Bert 1900-06, 1911-15, Sammy 1989-90 and David 1991-93) and a couple of Days (Alfred 1937-38 and Eric (1946-57). I also should not forget Walter Cox (1894-96) or Harry Eke (1913-14).

 

Longest has to be Phillipson-Masters (Forbes 1976-78 ) with Wrigglesworth (William 1947-48 ) the longest individual surname but Andruszewski (Manny 1974-80) and Danny Higginbotham should get honorary mentions. Two countries have been named after Saints’ players, Ireland (Sidney 1911-15) and Jordan (Joe 1984-87, Frank 1908-10) and, so far one planet, Moon (Charles 1909-10).

 

Could another country be arriving soon? – a Holland perhaps!

 

One county is represented – Ollie Lancashire (Ollie 2008- ) and also one famous film studio Hollywood (Denis 1962-72), a film star Van Damme (Jelle 2004-05) and a famous London Street Carnaby (Tom 1938-39).

 

Saints’ players have always been well connected. We have had an Earl(s) (Mick 1973-75) a couple of Kings (Bill 1934-39 and Ernest 1925-27), a Bishop (Alfred 1926-27), a Knight (Bill 1911-13), two Monks (Gary 1998 - 2003 and Frank 1910-12), a Dean (Norman 1963-66) and even a Prince (Percy 1908-20).

 

From the animal kingdom we employed a Hare (Tommy 1965-66) a Bullock (James 1924-28 ) and a Venison (Barry 1995-97), while feathered players include Fred Bird (1907-08 ), Phil Kite (1984-86) and of course, Ted Drake (1931-34). Finally we must not forget Ernest Pike (1902-03) or Glenn ****erill (1985-94), nor Crabbe (Buster 1974-76 and perhaps now before I get completely carried away I will knock this post on the head with a Mallett (Joe 1946-53).

 

Anyone remember any other interesting surnames?

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On a not dissimilar theme,I was recently going through the names of footballers from my childhood with my two young avid Saints fans.

 

As an observation many changes in christian name over the last 40 years on the teamsheets and collected football cards.

 

Teams always comprised a couple of 'Bobby's', Bob, or even a Rob, but not Robbie or Roberto .

 

Ali was an abbreviation of Alistair not a distant cousin of George Weah.

 

Stan,Stanley,Norman,often featured on the opponent's team sheet.When was the last 'Albert' seen ?(cue obvious double entendres).

 

Several Ron's,although only one as far as I was concerned in the 1960's.

 

Not a Dean,Wayne or Kyle to be seen anywhere.

 

Obviously just a reflection of social change but noticeable none the less.

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On a not dissimilar theme,I was recently going through the names of footballers from my childhood with my two young avid Saints fans.

 

As an observation many changes in christian name over the last 40 years on the teamsheets and collected football cards.

 

Teams always comprised a couple of 'Bobby's', Bob, or even a Rob, but not Robbie or Roberto .

 

Ali was an abbreviation of Alistair not a distant cousin of George Weah.

 

Stan,Stanley,Norman,often featured on the opponent's team sheet.When was the last 'Albert' seen ?(cue obvious double entendres).

 

Several Ron's,although only one as far as I was concerned in the 1960's.

 

Not a Dean,Wayne or Kyle to be seen anywhere.

 

Obviously just a reflection of social change but noticeable none the less.

 

I remember Mark Whitlock being called Albert by the players, presumably to distinguish him from the other Marks we had in the same defence (Dennis & Wright).

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While waiting for our next signing I started to contemplate some players from yesteryear!

 

 

Surnames of footballers are a lot different to the days when Barnsley always seemed to have an Awkwright and Newcastle a Milburn in their sides. Today’s flood of foreigners have certainly spiced up the team sheets on the back pages of programmes with Southampton being no exception. Flipping through the pages of the “Alphabet of the Saints” I noticed that Saints did not have a Smith – evidently the most common surname in England - on their books between George Smith leaving the club in 1949 and Paul Smith arriving in 2004. However since 1938 Saints have had no less than 7 players called Williams to make a first team experience and yet only 4 Jones (Ken, Ernie, Paul and Kenwynne).

Who would ever had thought during the 2006-07 season a Radio Solent commentator would ever be able to describe the beginning of a Saints attack thus – “and Pele slides a through ball for Best to run onto”. Was Pele ever his real name?

 

It was while flicking through the Alphabet that I suddenly noticed how well Xmas is represented in the ranks of Southampton FC surnames, for not only do we have an Angell (James William 1906-07), but also a Saul (Frank Lander 1967-70), a Gabriel (James 1967-72) and - wait for it - even a Christmas (Edwin Cecil Russell 1911-12). All we need to do now is to sign a Jesus from a Spanish club and we would be well set up for our own club nativity play! No prizes which role Dennis Wise would get

 

The shortest surname is three letters – we had two Frys (CB 1900-03 and Roger 1970-72) while who could forget Ali Dia (1996-97). We have also had three Lees (Bert 1900-06, 1911-15, Sammy 1989-90 and David 1991-93) and a couple of Days (Alfred 1937-38 and Eric (1946-57). I also should not forget Walter Cox (1894-96) or Harry Eke (1913-14).

 

Longest has to be Phillipson-Masters (Forbes 1976-78 ) with Wrigglesworth (William 1947-48 ) the longest individual surname but Andruszewski (Manny 1974-80) and Danny Higginbotham should get honorary mentions. Two countries have been named after Saints’ players, Ireland (Sidney 1911-15) and Jordan (Joe 1984-87, Frank 1908-10) and, so far one planet, Moon (Charles 1909-10).

 

Could another country be arriving soon? – a Holland perhaps!

 

One county is represented – Ollie Lancashire (Ollie 2008- ) and also one famous film studio Hollywood (Denis 1962-72), a film star Van Damme (Jelle 2004-05) and a famous London Street Carnaby (Tom 1938-39).

 

Saints’ players have always been well connected. We have had an Earl(s) (Mick 1973-75) a couple of Kings (Bill 1934-39 and Ernest 1925-27), a Bishop (Alfred 1926-27), a Knight (Bill 1911-13), two Monks (Gary 1998 - 2003 and Frank 1910-12), a Dean (Norman 1963-66) and even a Prince (Percy 1908-20).

 

From the animal kingdom we employed a Hare (Tommy 1965-66) a Bullock (James 1924-28 ) and a Venison (Barry 1995-97), while feathered players include Fred Bird (1907-08 ), Phil Kite (1984-86) and of course, Ted Drake (1931-34). Finally we must not forget Ernest Pike (1902-03) or Glenn ****erill (1985-94), nor Crabbe (Buster 1974-76 and perhaps now before I get completely carried away I will knock this post on the head with a Mallett (Joe 1946-53).

 

Anyone remember any other interesting surnames?

 

A donkey or (speaking from personal experience) a random by-passer who's face is just that little bit too ugly to be in the main bit of the play?

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While waiting for our next signing I started to contemplate some players from yesteryear!

 

 

Surnames of footballers are a lot different to the days when Barnsley always seemed to have an Awkwright and Newcastle a Milburn in their sides. Today’s flood of foreigners have certainly spiced up the team sheets on the back pages of programmes with Southampton being no exception. Flipping through the pages of the “Alphabet of the Saints” I noticed that Saints did not have a Smith – evidently the most common surname in England - on their books between George Smith leaving the club in 1949 and Paul Smith arriving in 2004. However since 1938 Saints have had no less than 7 players called Williams to make a first team experience and yet only 4 Jones (Ken, Ernie, Paul and Kenwynne).

Who would ever had thought during the 2006-07 season a Radio Solent commentator would ever be able to describe the beginning of a Saints attack thus – “and Pele slides a through ball for Best to run onto”. Was Pele ever his real name?

 

It was while flicking through the Alphabet that I suddenly noticed how well Xmas is represented in the ranks of Southampton FC surnames, for not only do we have an Angell (James William 1906-07), but also a Saul (Frank Lander 1967-70), a Gabriel (James 1967-72) and - wait for it - even a Christmas (Edwin Cecil Russell 1911-12). All we need to do now is to sign a Jesus from a Spanish club and we would be well set up for our own club nativity play! No prizes which role Dennis Wise would get

 

The shortest surname is three letters – we had two Frys (CB 1900-03 and Roger 1970-72) while who could forget Ali Dia (1996-97). We have also had three Lees (Bert 1900-06, 1911-15, Sammy 1989-90 and David 1991-93) and a couple of Days (Alfred 1937-38 and Eric (1946-57). I also should not forget Walter Cox (1894-96) or Harry Eke (1913-14).

 

Longest has to be Phillipson-Masters (Forbes 1976-78 ) with Wrigglesworth (William 1947-48 ) the longest individual surname but Andruszewski (Manny 1974-80) and Danny Higginbotham should get honorary mentions. Two countries have been named after Saints’ players, Ireland (Sidney 1911-15) and Jordan (Joe 1984-87, Frank 1908-10) and, so far one planet, Moon (Charles 1909-10).

 

Could another country be arriving soon? – a Holland perhaps!

 

One county is represented – Ollie Lancashire (Ollie 2008- ) and also one famous film studio Hollywood (Denis 1962-72), a film star Van Damme (Jelle 2004-05) and a famous London Street Carnaby (Tom 1938-39).

 

Saints’ players have always been well connected. We have had an Earl(s) (Mick 1973-75) a couple of Kings (Bill 1934-39 and Ernest 1925-27), a Bishop (Alfred 1926-27), a Knight (Bill 1911-13), two Monks (Gary 1998 - 2003 and Frank 1910-12), a Dean (Norman 1963-66) and even a Prince (Percy 1908-20).

 

From the animal kingdom we employed a Hare (Tommy 1965-66) a Bullock (James 1924-28 ) and a Venison (Barry 1995-97), while feathered players include Fred Bird (1907-08 ), Phil Kite (1984-86) and of course, Ted Drake (1931-34). Finally we must not forget Ernest Pike (1902-03) or Glenn ****erill (1985-94), nor Crabbe (Buster 1974-76 and perhaps now before I get completely carried away I will knock this post on the head with a Mallett (Joe 1946-53).

 

Anyone remember any other interesting surnames?

 

He's a right back... :cool:

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On a not dissimilar theme,I was recently going through the names of footballers from my childhood with my two young avid Saints fans.

 

As an observation many changes in christian name over the last 40 years on the teamsheets and collected football cards.

 

Teams always comprised a couple of 'Bobby's', Bob, or even a Rob, but not Robbie or Roberto .

 

Ali was an abbreviation of Alistair not a distant cousin of George Weah.

 

Stan,Stanley,Norman,often featured on the opponent's team sheet.When was the last 'Albert' seen ?(cue obvious double entendres).

 

Several Ron's,although only one as far as I was concerned in the 1960's.

 

Not a Dean,Wayne or Kyle to be seen anywhere.

 

Obviously just a reflection of social change but noticeable none the less.

 

Philippe Albert? :smt102

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On a not dissimilar theme,I was recently going through the names of footballers from my childhood with my two young avid Saints fans.

 

As an observation many changes in christian name over the last 40 years on the teamsheets and collected football cards.

 

Teams always comprised a couple of 'Bobby's', Bob, or even a Rob, but not Robbie or Roberto .

 

Ali was an abbreviation of Alistair not a distant cousin of George Weah.

 

Stan,Stanley,Norman,often featured on the opponent's team sheet.When was the last 'Albert' seen ?(cue obvious double entendres).

 

Several Ron's,although only one as far as I was concerned in the 1960's.

 

Not a Dean,Wayne or Kyle to be seen anywhere.

 

Obviously just a reflection of social change but noticeable none the less.

 

I seem to recall that when a certain M Channon started for us he was known as Mike and not Mick?

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I remember Mark Whitlock being called Albert by the players, presumably to distinguish him from the other Marks we had in the same defence (Dennis & Wright).

 

I think it was a reference to Albert Tatlock of Coronation Street.

 

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While waiting for our next signing I started to contemplate some players from yesteryear!

 

 

It was while flicking through the Alphabet that I suddenly noticed how well Xmas is represented in the ranks of Southampton FC surnames, for not only do we have an Angell (James William 1906-07), but also a Saul (Frank Lander 1967-70), a Gabriel (James 1967-72) and - wait for it - even a Christmas (Edwin Cecil Russell 1911-12). All we need to do now is to sign a Jesus from a Spanish club and we would be well set up for our own club nativity play! No prizes which role Dennis Wise would get

 

and a famous London Street Carnaby (Tom 1938-39).

 

Just a couple of points.

 

First, to be pedantic, Saul has nothing to do with Christmas as far as I know. I'm not too hot on Christianity (being a Jedhi Warrior according to the last census), but I think Saul was an Old Testament King of the Israelites.

 

Secondly, we have at least one more famous London Street, namely BAKER. There are probably others, but the fictional home of Holmes and Watson (Sherlock and Dr John, not Nick and Dave) is at least as famous as Carnaby. There is a Peach Road in W10, but I would hardly claim that as famous.

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Pah!

 

Don't be so upset. It's unlikely that anyone with the surname Marsh will ever amount to anything. It seems they are all rather simple.:D

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I’ve been trawling the memory banks, (it’s a quite day at work.)

 

Another London Street – Kevin Bond

A Village – John Burridge

A bird - Egil Ostenstadt

A Fruit – David Peach

A City – Peter Wells

A Shoe manufacturer – Colin Clark

A copse – Gerry Forrest

And the Wright brothers - Jermaine, Mark, & Richard

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I’ve been trawling the memory banks, (it’s a quite day at work.)

 

Another London Street – Kevin Bond

A Village – John Burridge

A bird - Egil Ostenstadt

A Fruit – David Peach

A City – Peter Wells

A Shoe manufacturer – Colin Clark

A copse – Gerry Forrest

And the Wright brothers - Jermaine, Mark, & Richard

 

David Peach is a fruit? I never knew!

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While waiting for our next signing I started to contemplate some players from yesteryear!

 

 

Surnames of footballers are a lot different to the days when Barnsley always seemed to have an Awkwright and Newcastle a Milburn in their sides. Today’s flood of foreigners have certainly spiced up the team sheets on the back pages of programmes with Southampton being no exception. Flipping through the pages of the “Alphabet of the Saints” I noticed that Saints did not have a Smith – evidently the most common surname in England - on their books between George Smith leaving the club in 1949 and Paul Smith arriving in 2004. However since 1938 Saints have had no less than 7 players called Williams to make a first team experience and yet only 4 Jones (Ken, Ernie, Paul and Kenwynne).

Who would ever had thought during the 2006-07 season a Radio Solent commentator would ever be able to describe the beginning of a Saints attack thus – “and Pele slides a through ball for Best to run onto”. Was Pele ever his real name?

 

It was while flicking through the Alphabet that I suddenly noticed how well Xmas is represented in the ranks of Southampton FC surnames, for not only do we have an Angell (James William 1906-07), but also a Saul (Frank Lander 1967-70), a Gabriel (James 1967-72) and - wait for it - even a Christmas (Edwin Cecil Russell 1911-12). All we need to do now is to sign a Jesus from a Spanish club and we would be well set up for our own club nativity play! No prizes which role Dennis Wise would get

 

The shortest surname is three letters – we had two Frys (CB 1900-03 and Roger 1970-72) while who could forget Ali Dia (1996-97). We have also had three Lees (Bert 1900-06, 1911-15, Sammy 1989-90 and David 1991-93) and a couple of Days (Alfred 1937-38 and Eric (1946-57). I also should not forget Walter Cox (1894-96) or Harry Eke (1913-14).

 

Longest has to be Phillipson-Masters (Forbes 1976-78 ) with Wrigglesworth (William 1947-48 ) the longest individual surname but Andruszewski (Manny 1974-80) and Danny Higginbotham should get honorary mentions. Two countries have been named after Saints’ players, Ireland (Sidney 1911-15) and Jordan (Joe 1984-87, Frank 1908-10) and, so far one planet, Moon (Charles 1909-10).

 

Could another country be arriving soon? – a Holland perhaps!

 

One county is represented – Ollie Lancashire (Ollie 2008- ) and also one famous film studio Hollywood (Denis 1962-72), a film star Van Damme (Jelle 2004-05) and a famous London Street Carnaby (Tom 1938-39).

 

Saints’ players have always been well connected. We have had an Earl(s) (Mick 1973-75) a couple of Kings (Bill 1934-39 and Ernest 1925-27), a Bishop (Alfred 1926-27), a Knight (Bill 1911-13), two Monks (Gary 1998 - 2003 and Frank 1910-12), a Dean (Norman 1963-66) and even a Prince (Percy 1908-20).

 

From the animal kingdom we employed a Hare (Tommy 1965-66) a Bullock (James 1924-28 ) and a Venison (Barry 1995-97), while feathered players include Fred Bird (1907-08 ), Phil Kite (1984-86) and of course, Ted Drake (1931-34). Finally we must not forget Ernest Pike (1902-03) or Glenn ****erill (1985-94), nor Crabbe (Buster 1974-76 and perhaps now before I get completely carried away I will knock this post on the head with a Mallett (Joe 1946-53).

 

Anyone remember any other interesting surnames?

 

Are you waiting for the result of a ballot, haven't you got a strike to organise?;)

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Are you waiting for the result of a ballot, haven't you got a strike to organise?;)

 

Derry - in the middle of a 2 week cooling off period! Don't book any flights with BA this autumn!

 

A couple of reserve players from the 80s could have been included

 

Gary Bull - animal

Steve Guppy - fish

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How about players who's Surname could be a Christian name .... such as Charlie George, Eric Martin, Brian O'Neil and more up to date Wayne Thomas?

 

Or players who's name starts and ens with the same letter .. eg Adam Lallana?

 

Re the nativity play lets not forget Le God :prayer:

 

Nice fred, whiles away the time whilst we await our new signings ;)

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Derry - in the middle of a 2 week cooling off period! Don't book any flights with BA this autumn!

 

A couple of reserve players from the 80s could have been included

 

Gary Bull - animal

Steve Guppy - fish

 

Black, White, Page, Flood, Hill Walker, Clifton Bridge,

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How about players who's Surname could be a Christian name .... such as Charlie George, Eric Martin, Brian O'Neil and more up to date Wayne Thomas?

 

 

 

Bob Charles the Goalkeeper in the 1950s early 60s replaced by Tony Godfrey

 

Jimmy Gabriel

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How about players who's Surname could be a Christian name .... such as Charlie George, Eric Martin, Brian O'Neil and more up to date Wayne Thomas?

 

Or players who's name starts and ens with the same letter .. eg Adam Lallana?

 

Re the nativity play lets not forget Le God :prayer:

 

Nice fred, whiles away the time whilst we await our new signings ;)

 

Mark Dennis of course....Couple of other names that come back to me are Funnell and Pucket ! Not quite sure why but hey ho...

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