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"We are hard to beat, we have played really really well"

(at that point we had lost 4 of 6 and had the 2nd worst GD in the league with 11 goals scored against, almost 2 per game)

 

"We have only had one off day and that was against Blackpool, the performance against Ipswich was reasonable!"....

 

"In the first half we played great and created a lot of good balls but nobody was there, nobody had the intention to be there"

 

"It looked a little bit too lovely a way to play today and that is a pity"

 

I'm starting to wonder if old JP has been in them cafes ;)

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I generally agree with you, dude, but this thread is out of order.

 

JP is doing a thankless task for almost nothing, with no resources.

 

He's completely over his head, but its not his fault.

 

I'm not slagging him off don't get me wrong. I'm saying he seems to contradict himself in everything he says. It is like saying "were awesome but we play ****" :)

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Today we have:

 

"I am very disappointed because we had the chances to score"

 

Maybe I was too busy knitting, but I don't remember these chances to score.

 

Did their keeper make a save of any real significance???

 

It's all very well offering up these platitudes, but after 7 games we have oly won once, only have 5 points and have a -5 goal difference.

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This is my favourite JP quote from the OS:

 

"West Brom last year had just three points after 9 games and were eventually crowned champions"

 

One word:

 

'Perspective'

 

No offence but comparing us to West Brom of last year reaks of desperation and is quite sad really. Did they have any of these?

- Had to sell/part with their entire 1st team apart from a goalie and a midfielder.

- Have to rely 100% on the reserve team as their main 1st team

- Have zero cash to spend on anyone at all

- Have a system of football chosen by their chairman with a manager who has for majority of his career been in the 4th amateur league (think southern/northern league)

 

etc.. etc...

 

So lets be honest here, if they had those implications would they have gone on to be champions?

 

You might call it "perspective". I call it "delusion"

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No offence but comparing us to West Brom of last year reaks of desperation and is quite sad really. Did they have any of these?

- Had to sell/part with their entire 1st team apart from a goalie and a midfielder.

- Have to rely 100% on the reserve team as their main 1st team

- Have zero cash to spend on anyone at all

- Have a system of football chosen by their chairman with a manager who has for majority of his career been in the 4th amateur league (think southern/northern league)

 

etc.. etc...

 

So lets be honest here, if they had those implications would they have gone on to be champions?

 

You might call it "perspective". I call it "delusion"

 

And wrong too, because West Brom had 17 points after 9 games last season. :rolleyes:

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And wrong too, because West Brom had 17 points after 9 games last season. :rolleyes:

 

Well there you go. So that really is a Jan Classic Quote then if it is not true :)

 

However the morale is true, look at Palace last year i recall they were near the bottom for a few months. Then they started winning games and got to a playoff place. They did change their manager though. Not saying we should do that here but it is possible to put a run of games together and get away from the bottom. Im just unsure if the way we play means we can do that.

 

Looking at the results for West Brom last year it would seem Jan must have been smoking something to think they were bottom. Their 1st 9 games last year

Burnley = lost

Preston = Win

Sheff Utd = Lost

Barnsley = Win

Ipswich = Win

Bristol = Draw

S****horpe = Win

QPR = Win

Stoke = Draw

 

So from their 1st 9 games last year West Brom had 5 wins from 9 and 17 points from 27. How Jan got to that they were bottom is pretty amazing.

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Anyone know who was on 3 points after 9 games last season....just so that we can work out which team JP meant to refer to in the OS article in question? Hull City perhaps?

 

Hull had 11 points.

S****horpe had 14

Colchester had 11

Leicester had 11

Stoke had 17

 

Thus concluding not only are we up against it but all the teams who got promoted were nowhere near the bottom.

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JP is doing a thankless task for almost nothing, with no resources.

Agreed

 

He's completely over his head, but its not his fault.

 

Disagree.

Analogy: I am not an accountant, so if I accept a job in accounting, and then fail miserably, it is as much my fault as the the fault of the person who hired me.

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I suggest Sunderland the year before.

 

Happy for people to slag off Jan, but only if they have a viable and affordable alternative..... and I thought Lowe was the trigger happy one!!

 

Sadly, your suggestion is wrong.

 

After 9 games they had 10 points.

 

It was a blollox quote, surprised the OS has kept it up there.

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  • 1 month later...

Here is a new one today from The Echo talking about formations and 4-5-1

 

"Liverpool and Chelsea also don’t play with two centre forwards, they play with three"

 

or

 

"When you play with one centre forward it means the man in the hole has to be there or the man outside has to be there and we work on that"

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  • 2 weeks later...

[Jan talking about the signing of Lee Holmes]

 

Jan - "When I see him, I see Arjen Robben. He is capable of playing across the front-line and we might want to play three forwards so it's lovely to have him."

 

Please, don't embarrass us! Holmes is ok but certainly not the next Robben. Why do our coaches persist in making us look silly. Is he that fast too? Jan professes he is. I didn't think so. It's be nice to have 2 forwards!!

 

[i liked Jan's honesty in his response to Lancashire getting sent off]

 

Jan - “I am very happy with Ollie Lancahsire because by conceding that free kick he made us a point. He had to give away that free kick and he got sent off."

 

Honest, if not possibly the best thing to admit! Cheating or fouling to get a point! LOL

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[Jan talking about the signing of Lee Holmes]

 

Jan - "When I see him, I see Arjen Robben. He is capable of playing across the front-line and we might want to play three forwards so it's lovely to have him."

 

Please, don't embarrass us! Holmes is ok but certainly not the next Robben. Why do our coaches persist in making us look silly. Is he that fast too? Jan professes he is. I didn't think so. It's be nice to have 2 forwards!!

 

[i liked Jan's honesty in his response to Lancashire getting sent off]

 

Jan - “I am very happy with Ollie Lancahsire because by conceding that free kick he made us a point. He had to give away that free kick and he got sent off."

 

Honest, if not possibly the best thing to admit! Cheating or fouling to get a point! LOL

 

©Steven Gerrard

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"We went down 2 goals in the first 15 minutes, that wont happen on saturday. We need a highly motivated team for saturday and believe me that is what were get"

 

Followed by going 3-0 down on saturday in 10mins and the least motivated team performance we have had for many many years.....

Classic quote

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"We went down 2 goals in the first 15 minutes, that wont happen on saturday. We need a highly motivated team for saturday and believe me that is what were get"

 

Followed by going 3-0 down on saturday in 10mins and the least motivated team performance we have had for many many years.....

Classic quote

 

He didn't say that!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did he??????

 

LOL

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He didn't say that!!!!!!!!

 

Did he??????

 

LOL

 

yept it was after the Palace game either on the OS or the Echo, not sure if it was word for word but saying something similar

 

EDIT: here it is http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11045

Right at the bottom he says "We need a highly motivated team for saturday and believe me that is what were get"

The first bit of the quote he says earlier on but not in the exact words but generally the same thing.

 

This is the quote that i got the two mixed with

"“It is simple. We have to start in the right manner and there weren’t enough of us that started that way.

 

“We’re sure that we’ll bounce back and put in a better account of ourselves on Saturday,”

 

“We know where we went wrong (against Palace)"

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yept it was after the Palace game either on the OS or the Echo, not sure if it was word for word but saying something similar

 

EDIT: here it is http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11045

Right at the bottom he says "We need a highly motivated team for saturday and believe me that is what were get"

The first bit of the quote he says earlier on but not in the exact words but generally the same thing.

 

This is the quote that i got the two mixed with

"“It is simple. We have to start in the right manner and there weren’t enough of us that started that way.

 

“We’re sure that we’ll bounce back and put in a better account of ourselves on Saturday,”

 

“We know where we went wrong (against Palace)"

 

Deary me.

 

A classic example of how platitudes, soundbites and promises are not worth anything in football.

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Again, I don't blame Jan, the blame for our current plight lies with those who have mis-managed this great club for the past 4/5 years, and I include both Lowelife and Crouch.

 

However, Jan's 'I have never seen a Championship match, but I think we can reach the play-offs' said back in early August, is a classic.

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Sadly, your suggestion is wrong.

 

After 9 games they had 10 points.

 

It was a blollox quote, surprised the OS has kept it up there.

 

Last season West Brom had 3 points from 9 [possible points, ie after 3 games] and then went on to win the league.

 

Good job I'm here!

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Can't believe the sanctimonious crap being spouted on this site.

 

Since when has being a nice guy made a man immune from criticism.

 

If you take a job above your abilities and get paid a shed load of money to do it,you take what ever comes your way.

 

To try to play a style of football that your players are clearly not capable of is the height of stupidity.Therefore Jan IS stupid.

 

As i have said before,he is as big an egotist as Lowe,as well as stupid.

 

He is sacrificing our club on the altar of his belief that he can get our players playing above their abilities.

 

He is more interested in proving his point than looking after the interests of our club.Just as Lowe is.

 

He can walk away whenever he wants,and he will not look back.

 

Saints fans cannot do that.

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This has to be the best one of all, after Nottm Forest :

 

Southampton head coach Jan Poortvliet:

"You never walk away from this situation because once a winner, you are always a winner.

"It does not look great for us, but I am confident I have the players to turn things around, and we will soon start winning."

 

 

 

LOL!!!! The guy is mad or Rupert writes his post match comments for him :rolleyes:

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How about on the OS that he says maybe the boys were a bit tired (against Forest) but we have a chance to turn things around because we now have 2 more games in quick succession?

 

Yeah, that's just what you need when you're knackered isn't it! :)

 

We're actually witnessing something pretty sad in many respects this season. I just hope he manages to get himself a nice comfy job back in Holland when this is all over.

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