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npower are arses. Both my Dad and one of my friends was switched to npower, by npower, with no permission. (True story). As a result, I will not be supporting Saints next season, and will be switching to Man Utd. (Not true story.)

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The FL is already a shambles, so having npower sponsoring them would be appropriate. Biggest bunch of cowboys, would not touch the thieving bastards with a barge pole, and npower are no better.

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The man in charge of Saints' electrifying resistence today, "Mr Positive" Kelvin Davis is nPower's man of the match...

 

Speaking after the match, Davis said the opposition forwards were too static to impede Saints on current form.

 

In other news, nPower do gas as well so first person who comes up with a gas pun gets to meter player of their choice...

 

Oooh I feel dirty now.

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