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Our Rupert, who art in the boardroom,

Lowe be thy name.

Thy administration come,

thy will be done,

on St Marys as it is in Luton

Give us this day our daily defeat.

And forgive us our protesters,

as we forgive you who protest against us.

And lead us not into administration,

but deliver us from your evil.

For thine is no longer your kingdom, the power and the glory will be gone forever and ever.

 

Amen

 

Anyone else!

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Our Rupert, who art in the boardroom,

Lowe be thy name.

Thy administration come,

thy will be done,

on St Marys as it is in Luton

Give us this day our daily defeat.

And forgive us our protesters,

as we forgive you who protest against us.

And lead us not into administration,

but deliver us from your evil.

For thine is no longer your kingdom, the power and the glory will be gone forever and ever.

 

Amen

 

Anyone else!

 

 

Hail St Mary's,

Full of Grace,

The Lowe is with thee.

Blessed art thou among football stadia,

and blessed is the fruit

of thy womb, Matty.

Holy St Mary's,

Mother of Le God,

pray for us supporters now,

and at the hour of our club's death.

 

Amen

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St marys had a little man,

his name was rupert Lowe,

and everywhere Rupert went,

Micheal Wilde was sure to go.

 

He followed him to training one day,

which was against the rule,

it made the players and manager laugh,

to see such a couple of tools.

 

And so the manager turned him out,

but still Mike lingered near,

and waited patiently about,

till Rupert did appear.

 

 

"What makes Mike love Rupert so?"

The playing staff did cry,

"why,they are both here to protect their assets"

and that's the reason why.

 

Ok,it's not a prayer,it's a nursery rhyme.

 

I would like to thank my son for the loan of his book.

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Our Rupert, who art in the boardroom,

Lowe be thy name.

Thy administration come,

thy will be done,

on St Marys as it is in Luton

Give us this day our daily defeat.

And forgive us our protesters,

as we forgive you who protest against us.

And lead us not into administration,

but deliver us from your evil.

For thine is no longer your kingdom, the power and the glory will be gone forever and ever.

 

Amen

 

Anyone else!

 

LMAO Thats great

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now.

Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver

But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.

 

You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act.

Don't hold back!

And Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna

have yourself a scooby snack!

That's a fact!

 

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here are you. You're ready and you're willin'.

If we can count on you Scooby Doo, I know we'll catch that villian.

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

 

That'l take some beating !

LOL

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Twinkle Twinkle Rupert Lowe

How i wish you'd ****ing go

You were useless first time round

Now you've got any empty ground

Twinkle Twinkle Rupert Lowe

Get the message cheerio

 

You put your left leg in

Your left leg out

In out In out you shake it all about

You do the okey kokey and you turnabout

Thats what Wildes all about

 

And the board is crap and the team shi*e

what a ****ing shocking sight a shocking sight

 

Incey Wincey Rupert went up the water spout

Down came Mike Wilde and washed the Rupert out

Out came Mike Wilde and dried up all the rain

And Incey Wincey Rupert went up the spout again

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

 

Brilliant!

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

 

Get that onto CD pretty quick.

 

Proceeds to charity or Save Our Saints...

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

 

 

That is absolutely FANTASTIC my friend

 

Problem is, Lowe will view it as a "Fun Thing" from one of his Customers

 

I used to think ****s had their uses ....... but Lowe has dispelled that theaory ........ and his personnal Tampax Chum Wilde

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Our Rupert, who art in the boardroom,

Lowe be thy name.

Thy administration come,

thy will be done,

on St Marys as it is in Luton

Give us this day our daily defeat.

And forgive us our protesters,

as we forgive you who protest against us.

And lead us not into administration,

but deliver us from your evil.

For thine is no longer your kingdom, the power and the glory will be gone forever and ever.

 

Amen

 

Anyone else!

 

That's really funny. Well done!

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

 

The more I read and sing this the better it gets.

 

Could you imagine this being sung at St Marys all in unison, difficult I know but what a crack!

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I have another one running around in my head.... but... Double Gloucester???

 

Agadoo....

 

Rupert Lowe-Lowe-Lowe, sell a player, shaft the team

Rupert Lowe-Lowe-Lowe, sell a player, that we need

On the left, on the right, through the middle we're too young

If it gets any worse, relegation here we come

 

 

.... then I get lost... might need some alcoholic brain loosener....

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FAO Lestweforget.

 

I reckon if you could condense your version of 'Bo rap' (somehow) then that would definatly be sung. Some of those lines are quality, my favourite is, "Rupert, oooooo, I don't want Saints to die, I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all"

 

Trouble is, Bo Rap is one hell of a tough one to condense...

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Is this the real life ?

Is this just fantasy?

Club's on a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the stands and see

I'm just a Saints fan, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

Michael Wilde, Rupert Lowe

Anyway the team plays, doesn't really matter to thee, to thee

 

Rupert, just sold a man

Put a price upon his head

Came a fire sale, now we're dead

Rupert, season's just begun

But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rupert, ooo

Didn't mean to make us cry

If we're not back again this time on saturday

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Saints are losing all the time

Goodbye everybody - We've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind, please face the truth

Rupert, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want Saints to die

I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette of a man

Rupert Lowe, Rupert Lowe will you do the fandango

Rotherham and Luton - very very frightening teams

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo's not a player - did you think so?

 

But I'm just a Saints fan and nobody loves me

He's just a Saints fan from a poor family

Spare him this crap from this God-awful team

Easy come easy go - So says Rupert Lowe

Bismillah! No - You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Bismillah! You really have to go - let him go

Really have to go - let him go (please)

Really have to go - let him go

Really got to go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Lowe

For Lowe

For Lowe

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can tell me you're going to try

Oh Rupert- can't do this to me Rupert

Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to Lowe

 

The relegation wind blows...

 

genius!!! clearly you have too much time on your hands, get back to work :D

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My second offering ... as all sequels, probably not as good as the original ...

 

To the tune of "Pressure" by Billy Joel :

 

We're almost bottom of the league

Suffer

We're not like anybody else

Suffer

We've got a Rupert Lowe in charge

oh God

But we will come to a place

Where the only thing we feel

Is relegation in our face

And all Saints fans will have to

Suffer

 

You used to call us paranoid

Suffer

But even you cannot avoid

Suffer

 

You turned the team into your private toy

Now here you are with your grin

And your Peter Pan advice

You have no cash in your pot

And you love to see us

Suffer

 

Michael Wilde and Rupert Lowe

No cash, No brain

What do you know?

All your life is CBBC

Sesame Street

What does it mean?

 

(I'll tell you what it means)

Suffer

Suffer

 

We need some help, we need some cash

Suffer

We need investment or we'll crash

Suffer

I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale

But here you are in the stand

With that same smug stupid grin

Your head is buried in the sand

And all the true fans have to

Suffer

Suffer

 

All your life is shooting the duck

hockey and gin

Who gives a ****?

 

Suffer

 

I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale

But here you are with your grin

And your Peter Pan advice

You have no cash in your pot

And you love to see us

Suffer

Suffer

Suffer

One, two, three, nil

Suffer

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Rupert had a football club

Nothing would it bear

He kept on changing managers

Like he didn’t care

 

Wilde came in and sacked him

Tried it on his own

Hired lots of parasites

The ran of crying home

 

Crouchey tried to run things

While the Scotsman Drunk

SISA came and offered

To buy up all the junk

 

Wilde & Rupert made up

Sent poor Crouchey home

Sacked Nigel Pearson

And made the fans all moan

 

We then got total football

And a team of boys

Now that were losing

We’re throwing out the toys

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