theyin Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 anyone heard of a new deal being struck to supply us with refreshments. I hope the quality goes up and they source locally. A pint of well kept Ringwood 49er would go down well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 anyone heard of a new deal being struck to supply us with refreshments. I hope the quality goes up and they source locally. A pint of well kept Ringwood 49er would go down well Probably not allowed to sell anything as strong as 49er in draught pints, in the concourses. Might have to settle for Ringwood Best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewell Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 This is all I have on my mind all summer. It pales into insignificance the match ticket price rises, booking fees, training ground development, transfer news, pre season tour and whether Cortese is the new Lowe. When will they release this most pertinent piece of news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 anyone heard of a new deal being struck to supply us with refreshments. I hope the quality goes up and they source locally. A pint of well kept Ringwood 49er would go down well I was hoping you were talking about some top German or Swiss footballer signing then, shouldn't have been surprised by yet another thread about what people can stuff down their faces though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 It's all being done in house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 It's all being done in house. Well, that's no bloody good, we'll need it in the Concourses, I'm not going round someone's house for a pint before a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Theres only one Beernaburger, one Beernaburger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Stella at half time would be good, it would make the atmosphere more intimidating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I was hopeful Beernaburger was a new German central midfielder.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC Forever Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 It's all being done in house. I hope that they leave enough time to do some catering.:smt053 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I was hopeful Beernaburger was a new German central midfielder.. Dont be silly, how much people can eat and drink and half time is far more important than any player we might be interested in signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyin Posted 6 June, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2010 This is all I have on my mind all summer. It pales into insignificance the match ticket price rises, booking fees, training ground development, transfer news, pre season tour and whether Cortese is the new Lowe. When will they release this most pertinent piece of news? Yeah well i got bored of logging on only to find nothing new, just a load of rehashed rumours & plenty of slagging off so i thought i'd enquire about my other passion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I was hopeful Beernaburger was a new German central midfielder.. Just signed for West Ham mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Just signed for West Ham mate. Don't worry, he can't be any good as he is Ginger. Lucky to miss out IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Don't worry, he can't be any good as he is Ginger. Lucky to miss out IMO. Agreed, let one in and we'd soon have a team of them. Prevention is better than cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I have never heard of this fella and a google search reveals nothing either. Surely we need to be aiming higher than this if we really are serious about winning the league? I would rather we went this this Charlton player myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Heard a rumour that prices are going up somewhat and beer tabs are being done away with .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I for one will not settle for anything less than an installment plan for burgers. We can't all afford £3 in one go ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I for one will not settle for anything less than an installment plan for burgers. We can't all afford £3 in one go ffs. How about introducing half burgers? If you cant afford a full one you can buy half of one for £2 with no installments. Or as someone mentioned on the season ticket thread a deal whereyou buy a season ticket but get refunded if you dont go to all games a similar deal whereby you buy your burger and if you dont eat it all you get refunded for the bit you haven't eaten. They should also enable us to preorder beer and burgers by phone or online at a surcharge of £3 an order to reduce queuing at half time and ensure everyones greedy little faces are filled and can get back up in time for the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 (edited) I have never heard of this fella and a google search reveals nothing either. Surely we need to be aiming higher than this if we really are serious about winning the league? I would rather we went this this Charlton player myself. Never heard of him?!!! FFS you obviously know nothing about football. Edited 6 June, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I was hopeful Beernaburger was a new German central midfielder.. Has he signed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bug187 Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 This thread made me LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 I thought it said Beanburger. Which to a massive carnivore like myself, sounds disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 6 June, 2010 Share Posted 6 June, 2010 Never heard of him?!!! FFS you obviously know nothing about football. I heard he's got a pretty beefy shot on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 Quote "I heard he's got a pretty beefy shot on him." Sauce? Lettuce get down to the important question here; does his missus have nice baps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 I heard he's got a pretty beefy shot on him. Always off target though, he's always ****ed, allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wycombe Saint Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 We should just do what the Americans do and have pre designated "all you can eat" seats. You get served during the match, great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 We should just do what the Americans do and have pre designated "all you can eat" seats. You get served during the match, great idea! Ground capacity down to 17,000 as we cater for those needing "obese seats". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie saint Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 It's all being done in House. That pretend American doctor off the telly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 Ground capacity down to 17,000 as we cater for those needing "obese seats". For half time entertainment we should maybe find the two biggest fatties in the ground and let them fight it out in the centre circle for one burger or hot dog. That would be great entertainment watching the vile, unhealthy, grotesquley obese go at it hammer and tonge for ten minutes. If after this time period minutes they are both still alive and haven't died of heart attacks, the crowd simply decide who wins by cheering the loudest. It'd be great entertainment, plus the fat f*****s would burn a few calories off doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 For half time entertainment we should maybe find the two biggest fatties in the ground and let them fight it out in the centre circle for one burger or hot dog. That would be great entertainment watching the vile, unhealthy, grotesquley obese go at it hammer and tonge for ten minutes. If after this time period minutes they are both still alive and haven't died of heart attacks, the crowd simply decide who wins by cheering the loudest. It'd be great entertainment, plus the fat f*****s would burn a few calories off doing it. I am always downstairs at half time having a pie and a pint as well as a sneaky ciggy, so will never get to watch it/participate. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 I am always downstairs at half time having a pie and a pint as well as a sneaky ciggy, so will never get to watch it/participate. :-( Damn, i had you down for the first game of the season against Steve Bull, you were obviously a massive underdog but when there is food at stake for a fatty weight advatange goes out of the window and it's all about who wants it more, obviously. What would be almost amusing as that it to use those large inflatable balls they use to kick the ball to the goal from the half way line, but get a couple of midgets doing it instead, only trouble is they might need more than the 15 minutes break to get their little legs from the half way line to the goal line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 Damn, i had you down for the first game of the season against Steve Bull, you were obviously a massive underdog but when there is food at stake for a fatty weight advatange goes out of the window and it's all about who wants it more, obviously. What would be almost amusing as that it to use those large inflatable balls they use to kick the ball to the goal from the half way line, but get a couple of midgets doing it instead, only trouble is they might need more than the 15 minutes break to get their little legs from the half way line to the goal line. The smallest man in England is a season ticket holder at Southampton, he might even post on here... you could be on to something here. As for the food fight, I am tempted by this offer. What about Mallets Mallet ( using a real mallett ) , 2 women and word association about football association. The loser gets knocked out and locked out... having their season ticket revoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 (edited) The smallest man in England is a season ticket holder at Southampton, he might even post on here... you could be on to something here. As for the food fight, I am tempted by this offer. What about Mallets Mallet ( using a real mallett ) , 2 women and word association about football association. The loser gets knocked out and locked out... having their season ticket revoked. Best hope they are not one of the installment users then!! Like Mallets Mallet idea, anything that involved women at football being abused gets my vote. Lady saint and DJ Harvey for the first game? They should let us be the half time entertainment commitee, there are all manner of belly laughs that we could get from simple acts of violence/mockery against minority groups and women at football. In fact, **** it, i am going to set up a fans group about. Edited 7 June, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_Tel49 Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 Just signed for West Ham mate. Does that make him a West Hamburger? Coat already on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 Does that make him a West Hamburger? Coat already on! Bet you 'relished' posting that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Posted 7 June, 2010 Share Posted 7 June, 2010 Does that make him a West Hamburger? Coat already on! Is your coat a big mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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