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£1.2m are you kidding? He's worth twice that surely.

 

He is pulling your leg.

 

Why aren't you questioning where the other players who have gone to Switzerland but didn't play tonight? Why only Lallana? You will struggle to find a player in the world that plays in every minute of every pre season game.

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He is pulling your leg.

 

Why aren't you questioning where the other players who have gone to Switzerland but didn't play tonight? Why only Lallana? You will struggle to find a player in the world that plays in every minute of every pre season game.

 

no i am not, my mates bird works in ASDA in Bournemouth and she saw his mum buying a set of place mats, a towel, a tube of colgate and a lean mean grilling machine for his new house in Warwick. His mum told her it was a done deal.

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no i am not, my mates bird works in ASDA in Bournemouth and she saw his mum buying a set of place mats, a towel, a tube of colgate and a lean mean grilling machine for his new house in Warwick. His mum told her it was a done deal.

 

Its impossible to buy Towels and Colgate north of Basingstoke since the credit crunch.

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no i am not, my mates bird works in ASDA in Bournemouth and she saw his mum buying a set of place mats, a towel, a tube of colgate and a lean mean grilling machine for his new house in Warwick. His mum told her it was a done deal.

 

That's nothing my mate at work, dog knows the dog of Lallana's neighbours cousin's aunty's sister in law, and she swears its a done deal.

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That's nothing my mate at work, dog knows the dog of Lallana's neighbours cousin's aunty's sister in law, and she swears its a done deal.

 

Never trust a dog, they are known informers to the News of the World, love a gossip, especially Irish Wolf hounds, s*** stirers

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According to a taxi driver at kirkwall airport. Llanna is signing for Celtic tomorrow. his wage demands were not as high as bullard, besides the taxi driver states Adams favourite colour is green

 

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Read Weston saints post a couple of days ago. you hysterical bunch of wossies

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I absolutely knew someone would start a thread on Lallana !! He was pictured on Sunday with the other players, maybe yesterday and today for all I know. No idea if he is coming, going, staying, going round in circles but if I were a betting man I'd bet he was staying:D

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He would unlikely live in Warwick if was going to play for the Baggies. **** commute & the wrong side of Birmingham.

 

Part of the deal was that he gets a house with a chopper pad and a helicopter to the training ground, so in your face.

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According to a taxi driver at kirkwall airport. Llanna is signing for Celtic tomorrow. his wage demands were not as high as bullard, besides the taxi driver states Adams favourite colour is green

 

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Read Weston saints post a couple of days ago. you hysterical bunch of wossies

 

 

 

Jonathan Wossies?

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Really worried about this. By the sounds of it his agent has been touting him around something chronic, otherwise people wouldn't have heard of all these WBA, Chelsea, Spurs rumours. What a **** start to a promising season.

 

He does not have an agent...his Dad takes care of his affairs.

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AP quotes on o/s http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2091521,00.html

 

"Adam has had another injection in his knee, we don't want to push him too hard and then when we play Plymouth find that he is not available. He was a big player for us last year, so we are protecting him a little bit to make sure he is in the best possible shape for us come the start of the season."

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According to a taxi driver at kirkwall airport. Llanna is signing for Celtic tomorrow. his wage demands were not as high as bullard, besides the taxi driver states Adams favourite colour is green

Read Weston saints post a couple of days ago. you hysterical bunch of wossies

 

 

Talking of green, I was down at Le Puy en Velay the other day, watched St Etienne beat Clermont 2-0, was talking to a bloke who assured me he was

"au courant" at the buvette at half time, assured me that "le dossier Schneiderlin" was now at the top of the president's pile for action, 1 million euros, told him he was having a laugh and that StE couldn't afford Morgan and he wouldn't want to play for a pile of crap like them anyway. Wonder why he didn't buy me a beer after that.

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Really worried about this. By the sounds of it his agent has been touting him around something chronic, otherwise people wouldn't have heard of all these WBA, Chelsea, Spurs rumours. What a **** start to a promising season.

 

have i missed something? i've only seen a made up chelsea rumour where they'd pay £8m for him. Other than that he's training with the first team as usual.

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no i am not, my mates bird works in ASDA in Bournemouth and she saw his mum buying a set of place mats, a towel, a tube of colgate and a lean mean grilling machine for his new house in Warwick. His mum told her it was a done deal.

 

Yip he has just bought the house next door to me which has just been sold

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Or you could consider the fact him and his girlfriend have just brought a place in wimborne, so dont think he'll be leaving anytime soon...blooming nice house as well

 

Does it have a chopper pad with someone flying in to pick him up like his house in Warwick WBA are giving him?

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What colour was the towel Adam Lallana's mum bought in Asda? There is a purple one on eBay, so that might mean the deal is now off.

 

It was a kitchen towel and black to go with the lean mean grilling machine and place mats, looks like the deal is still on.

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I have heard from a nailed on 100% reliable source that Lallana has actually bought out his contract in order to leave the club because he wants to give up football and go on terrorist fighting missions with Chuck Norris and Mr T.

 

and why not, there was a Spurs player who, at the pinnacle of his career, jacked it all in to become a vicar, can't remeber his name though, full back I think, may have played for england a couple of times.

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Its getting really entertaining sorting the made-up crap from the true crap and the jokes crap. So did Pardew actually say to spokesman Jordan Sibley what he is quoted as saying about Lallana's knee and that he will be in the side against Plymouth, or did Sibley make it up on instructions as club cover for a transfer out, or is Sibley as much in the dark as the rest of us mushrooms?

 

The house bought in Warwick story seems to have some flaws in it - how quickly can you find a house and exchange contracts especially if the deal for your new job is not signed and sealed? If it was settled a couple of weeks ago, why would the club take AL to Interlaken and if it is settled to the point where he's buying a house, why hasn't it been announced. I think I'll take another pinch of salt.

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Its getting really entertaining sorting the made-up crap from the true crap and the jokes crap. So did Pardew actually say to spokesman Jordan Sibley what he is quoted as saying about Lallana's knee and that he will be in the side against Plymouth, or did Sibley make it up on instructions as club cover for a transfer out, or is Sibley as much in the dark as the rest of us mushrooms?

 

The house bought in Warwick story seems to have some flaws in it - how quickly can you find a house and exchange contracts especially if the deal for your new job is not signed and sealed? If it was settled a couple of weeks ago, why would the club take AL to Interlaken and if it is settled to the point where he's buying a house, why hasn't it been announced. I think I'll take another pinch of salt.

 

You cant doubt the towel, place mats, colgate and lean mean grilling machine story though. That is proof he is off.

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