Matthew Le Tissier Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Looks like we are signing him as my mate just sold him a house and he stressed he has to be no more than 5 miles from Soton! Big house cash buyer to. Maybe the skates tho as they train in Eastleigh . Nigerian striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Anyone else saying WWWHHHHOOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Man Do Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 I hear Martin O'Neil brought a nice house in Winchester ... Looked him up on soccerbase looks a bit of a nobody so not sure how we'd convince the work permit people how he is "significantly" better than a home/EU based player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 There once was a big yacht moored in Southampton, then there was the guy with the briefcase with another guy with a photocopier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 All i can find is he's a prolific striker in the Maltese and Finnish premier leagues and he's about 6 ft 3ins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Don't knock the OP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 For some reason this reminds me of Tonton Moukoko from early versions of Championship Manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted 14 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Maybe it's the skates then but he's just brought a house for him and his family in Southampton , who gives a **** just thought IDE share this **** news. Why I bothered I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 He stands at over 6 foot 3 Nwookie, Nwookie He'll take us to the Premier League Nwookie, Nwookie After the game, he claps the fans He wears the shirt of Neil McCann Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 10 This last verse can be changed, depending on which shirt we give him: He comes from Nigeria where it's never rainy He wears the shirt of Martin Cranie Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 16 He scores a goal, the Saints fans clap He wears the shirt of Rory Delap Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 18 He loves the Saints just like a fan does He wears the shirt of Fabrice Fernandes Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 29 He moves with the grace of Brigitte Bardot He wears the shirt of Agustin Delgado Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 34 He passes the ball to Jonathan Forte He wears the shirt of Luis Boa Morte Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Maybe it's the skates then but he's just brought a house for him and his family in Southampton , who gives a **** just thought IDE share this **** news. Why I bothered I don't know. Thanks for bringing us this news, I'm fed up with reading about Brighton and the remaining fixtures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Did George Weah recommend him to us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Man Do Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 I now hope he signs purely for the chance to sing along to one of those Deppo masterpieces! Deppo for official saints song creator? I think so ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/daniel-nwoke-fire-malta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 He puts his left leg in, his left leg out, in out in out shakes it all about Oh Danny n'woke, oh Danny n(a)woke..... Oh maybe that's why I never try and write songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Maybe it's the skates then but he's just brought a house for him and his family in Southampton , who gives a **** just thought IDE share this **** news. Why I bothered I don't know. Lol, remember you told us first when we sell him to Chelsea for £50m :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Can I be the first one to slate him, or do you have to wait until he officially signs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 He's big, he's black, he's part of our attack... N'woke, N'woke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza82 Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 He stands at over 6 foot 3 Nwookie, Nwookie He'll take us to the Premier League Nwookie, Nwookie After the game, he claps the fans He wears the shirt of Neil McCann Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 10 This last verse can be changed, depending on which shirt we give him: He comes from Nigeria where it's never rainy He wears the shirt of Martin Cranie Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 16 He scores a goal, the Saints fans clap He wears the shirt of Rory Delap Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 18 He loves the Saints just like a fan does He wears the shirt of Fabrice Fernandes Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 29 He moves with the grace of Brigitte Bardot He wears the shirt of Agustin Delgado Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 34 He passes the ball to Jonathan Forte He wears the shirt of Luis Boa Morte Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 He stands at over 6 foot 3 Nwookie, Nwookie He'll take us to the Premier League Nwookie, Nwookie After the game, he claps the fans He wears the shirt of Neil McCann Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 10 This last verse can be changed, depending on which shirt we give him: He comes from Nigeria where it's never rainy He wears the shirt of Martin Cranie Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 16 He scores a goal, the Saints fans clap He wears the shirt of Rory Delap Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 18 He loves the Saints just like a fan does He wears the shirt of Fabrice Fernandes Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 29 He moves with the grace of Brigitte Bardot He wears the shirt of Agustin Delgado Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 34 He passes the ball to Jonathan Forte He wears the shirt of Luis Boa Morte Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 35 More please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 I am not a performing monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 I am not a performing monkey. Thats your opinion, and I defend with my life your right to hold it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Deppo that song lyric post has just brough a tear to my eye with laughter! :lol: Good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Can he play this season if signed from outside England outside the transfer window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickyhale Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/FIMDanielNwoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 He moves with the grace of Brigitte Bardot He wears the shirt of Agustin Delgado Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 34 That is quite possibly the greatest line in any football song ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Daniel NwOke OUT !!!! he's feckin useless, it was his fault that Rochdale beat us TWICE, we are too good to be in this division, ADKINS AND CORTESE OUT !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 I notice that depps is taking a long run-up to his 7000th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 I am not a performing monkey. Nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/daniel-nwoke-fire-malta Fiorentina eh? Same club that kindly loaned us a Mr P Waigo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Fiorentina eh? Same club that kindly loaned us a Mr P Waigo. Fiorentina?? Can't see them mentioned in the linked article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Is there anything more to this than "he's a footballer that bought a house near Soton"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Fiorentina eh? Same club that kindly loaned us a Mr P Waigo. And a similar name to Floriana, where Nwoke currently is. But both players' last names start with N, coincidence? No chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Is there anything more to this than "he's a footballer that bought a house near Soton"? Do we need anything more than that? That's pretty conclusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 And a similar name to Floriana, where Nwoke currently is. But both players' last names start with N, coincidence? No chance. Fiorentina?? Can't see them mentioned in the linked article. I have spent too much time looking at a computer screen today, I can no longer read properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigShadow Posted 14 April, 2011 Share Posted 14 April, 2011 Actually - he will be our new owner. Nigeria needed a legitimate outlet for all the surplus millions they've got rolling around the country. They tried e-mailing lots of people to give it away, but no bugger would send them their bank details - so plan B, buy SFC and get the money out that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_Tel49 Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 I am not a performing monkey. Oh Bugger! (Goes back to the drawing board with Deppo's biography) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigchrisy Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 I am not a performing monkey. You've not stopped performing, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 posted on t'other server- Daniel Chimezie Nwoke , an artist named Daniel , (born June 16, 1983 in Lagos , Nigeria ) is a Nigerian footballer , currently playing for the attacker. His current club is a TPV . Daniel played from 2001 until Malta transferring before Finland. During the 2002-2003 period, he won the Division I, Malta maalikuninkuuden 20 paint 18 in the game and helped the team in the league. The following season, the rumors took him to Atletico Madrid in the ranks, and he also visited the Belgian league clubs in the tests. In summer 2006, Daniel became Tamu's test and assured coach Ari Hjelm . Transfer to follow, however, occurred only in May 2007. During the period 2008 Daniel moved to Tampere-Veikko ball in the first loan and then permanently in the final period. Daniel did for the 2009 season with TPV's contract with the end of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 This whole story has got to be rubbish - why would we snap up some random nigerian bloke that no-one's ever heard of prior to the end of the season? Make's no sense whatsoever. Plus - he's unlikely to have mega-bucks - so why would he buy a house in Southampton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Do we need anything more than that? That's pretty conclusive. Fair point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeSixty Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Former club Msida Saint-Joseph F.C. Nickname: The Saints. Coincidence? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Has he signed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Just spoke to my uncle who is romantically involved with one of the scouts at Pompey. Apparently it's them who are in for him. Said he's insisting on living near to Southampton to be near the airport - he won't be relocating his family from Finland in the near term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicestersaint Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Short and curly is his hair He wears the shirt of Vince Hillaire Daniel Nwookie Pompey's number ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Not very handy with a jetski He wears the shirt of Prosinecki Danny Woooo... etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDonkey Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 He stands at over 6 foot 3 Nwookie, Nwookie He'll take us to the Premier League Nwookie, Nwookie After the game, he claps the fans He wears the shirt of Neil McCann Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 10 This last verse can be changed, depending on which shirt we give him: He comes from Nigeria where it's never rainy He wears the shirt of Martin Cranie Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 16 He scores a goal, the Saints fans clap He wears the shirt of Rory Delap Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 18 He loves the Saints just like a fan does He wears the shirt of Fabrice Fernandes Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 29 He moves with the grace of Brigitte Bardot He wears the shirt of Agustin Delgado Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 34 He passes the ball to Jonathan Forte He wears the shirt of Luis Boa Morte Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 35 Best post ever (although to be fair I am ****ed as a newt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam Posted 15 April, 2011 Share Posted 15 April, 2011 Just spoke to my uncle who is romantically involved with one of the scouts at Pompey. Apparently it's them who are in for him. Said he's insisting on living near to Southampton to be near the airport - he won't be relocating his family from Finland in the near term. This makes serious sense. If I was about to sign for Portsmouth, I'd wish to have a handy escape route too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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