thesaint sfc Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 Here please. Pakistan may be a third world country but at least their bins get taken out on bank holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 Is Bin Larden the fat cousin of Osama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 3 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 May, 2011 yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 It's amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 When I heard the most hated man in the world had been killed, my immediate thought was who the f**k are they going to get to ring that bell now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLINK Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 in other news Chuck Norris has returned from his holiday in Pakistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 (edited) Elton John is to record a tribute song to Bin Laden.......it's called 'Sandals in the Bin'..... i also have another one but it would 'cross the line' of racial discrimination......... Edited 3 May, 2011 by saint boggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 Prince Harry has been reported missing. Apparently he went to a secret fancy dress party in Pakistan and hasn't been seen since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 3 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 May, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 the American government are planning to announce a national holiday in celebration of the death of Osama Bin Laden.I can picture it now.....everyone singing "we're all goin' on Osama Holiday"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 Elton John is to record a tribute song to Bin Laden.......it's called 'Sandals in the Bin'..... i also have another one but it would 'cross the line' of racial discrimination......... feel free to pm it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 feel free to pm it well, funnily enough,when i clicked the Youtube link above, someone had written it on the comments section......have a little look-see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 I'd love to post the one I heard, but forum rules mean that I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 I'd love to post the one I heard, but forum rules mean that I can't. PM then please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 3 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 May, 2011 This forum has rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 3 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 May, 2011 I bet Osama Bin Laden wishes he didn't fill in his census form now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 May, 2011 Share Posted 3 May, 2011 Bin Laden's relatives have been found in Portsmouth. They found Bin Fighting, Bin Drinking and Bin Smoking, but could not find Bin Working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 I'm sick of the US media constantly confusing Osama and Obama.. Clearly, one is the Muslim leader of the largest terror organisation in the world, and the other is lying at the bottom of the sea. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ How ironic, that in a million years time, osama will be oil. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ An anagram of Osama Bin Laden is "lob da man in sea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLINK Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden. In his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damers Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 Rearrange the letters. Lob da man in sea................................ Osama Bin Laden Coinsidence??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden. In his house. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 Osama Bin Laden....Jihad it comin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 I don't know why everyone is worried about posting a racist joke. The site owners won't mind, unless of course it is sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 I don't know why everyone is worried about posting a racist joke. The site owners won't mind, unless of course it is sarcastic. I don't get this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 May, 2011 Share Posted 4 May, 2011 I don't get this one? It probably means Deppos on for another ban for infractions for sarcasm. I'm just guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLINK Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 What's the difference between Osama Bin Laden and Barcelona football players? Osama was actually hit before he went down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Before the weekend few people knew of Abbotabad, same with Islamabad and Faisalabad. But we have know Westhamabad for most of the season. *disclaimer This is me reporting a 'joke' that was texted to me. I take no responsibilty for this in no shape or form whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 Irish SAS have stormed Selfridges. They had a hot tip that Summer Bed Linen was on the third floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 I'd love to post the one I heard, but forum rules mean that I can't. PM please the more tatsteless the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrasri Posted 5 May, 2011 Share Posted 5 May, 2011 In an attempt to prove that he was still alive a video of Bin laden was just released where he stated 'Portsmouth played **** on Monday night'. US security have denounced this video by saying this could have been made anytime in the last 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 6 May, 2011 Share Posted 6 May, 2011 DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 6 May, 2011 Share Posted 6 May, 2011 What do Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden have in common? Last weekend they both had their back doors smashed in and got shot in the face by a bloke in the Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 6 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 6 May, 2011 What do Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden have in common? Last weekend they both had their back doors smashed in and got shot in the face by a bloke in the Army That is bloody brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 6 May, 2011 Share Posted 6 May, 2011 What do Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden have in common? Last weekend they both had their back doors smashed in and got shot in the face by a bloke in the Army Thought he was in the RAF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 6 May, 2011 Share Posted 6 May, 2011 Imagine how angry the loch ness monster must feel about losing his place as the biggest myth in the water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 6 May, 2011 Share Posted 6 May, 2011 DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head. I would change "DNA" to "mass spec analysis", but otherwise pretty pithy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 6 May, 2011 Share Posted 6 May, 2011 Thought he was in the RAF? Bin Laden was in the RAF? Are you fookin' sure?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachcombers Windowsill Posted 7 May, 2011 Share Posted 7 May, 2011 Osama bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazira TV to prove he is still alive. He says 'Pompey were **** on Monday'. However, US Intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded it anytime in the last five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 May, 2011 Share Posted 7 May, 2011 Osama bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazira TV to prove he is still alive. He says 'Pompey were **** on Monday'. However, US Intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded it anytime in the last five years. The old ones are the....oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 7 May, 2011 Share Posted 7 May, 2011 Osama bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazira TV to prove he is still alive. He says 'Pompey were **** on Monday'. However, US Intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded it anytime in the last five years. I preferred it the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted 7 May, 2011 Share Posted 7 May, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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