OldNick Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Dubai writes an essay That I cant be arsed to read Will someone bullet point it Whilst I rub out my seed In other news You've killed my forum bestie And stamped on all our dreams Now mongs will keep on saying We're better than top 4 teamsit said there is no golf in Dubai at present, they do rubbish karaoke in The Middle East , and Turks was a look at me poster. That is the best my scratchyArabic can translate for you , sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 a presentation of the ground expansion plans. Talking of which, if we make Europe, will that make a difference to the plans? Discuss. Well, I was talking in jest, but _that_ thread seems to have been resurrected: CB Fry ploughing a lone furrow without his tag team partner alongside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Well, I was talking in jest, but _that_ thread seems to have been resurrected: CB Fry ploughing a lone furrow without his tag team partner alongside... For someone that was so easily wound up by Turkish and who supposedly blocked (and let everyone know many times) and despised him, you're spending a lot of time on a rather weird thread about him. Very odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 It's called schadenfreude mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 For someone that was so easily wound up by Turkish and who supposedly blocked (and let everyone know many times) and despised him, you're spending a lot of time on a rather weird thread about him. Very odd. So you would only post on subjects where you are in favour of the subject? Not from the evidence... People on here are probably even more vociferous when giving a negative opinion than when giving a positive, you included. It's not odd at all is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 So you would only post on subjects where you are in favour of the subject? Not from the evidence... People on here are probably even more vociferous when giving a negative opinion than when giving a positive, you included. It's not odd at all is it? I just find the whole thread a bit odd, the first post was amusing, but it's just become a rather weird, obsessive thread about a forum name being used by a person most people on the thread haven't met. And Sue, personally I don't see what harm a forum name has come to either, but hey ho, you crack on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I just find the whole thread a bit odd, the first post was amusing, but it's just become a rather weird, obsessive thread about a forum name being used by a person most people on the thread haven't met. And Sue, personally I don't see what harm a forum name has come to either, but hey ho, you crack on! Oh, the irony, Patrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I've noticed "weird" and "odd" are used as the go-to perjoratives on this forum, as if they are in and of themselves the worst thing possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Oh, the irony, Patrick. Please point out how I have been ironic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 +1 v.weird thread. Such odd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Please point out how I have been ironic? Your description was exactly how I'd describe a standard Turkish thread... Anyway, c'mon, he must be LOVING all this attention. This is his glory moment... The bile is done in his honour. He's a c*ck (on here) and he knows and revels in it. We're all just part of his pantomime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Your description was exactly how I'd describe a standard Turkish thread... Anyway, c'mon, he must be LOVING all this attention. This is his glory moment... The bile is done in his honour. He's a c*ck (on here) and he knows and revels in it. We're all just part of his pantomime. Nicely put, I can't come back from that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Nicely put, I can't come back from that Just trying to ingratiate myself with mafia man now I know he's back. Very scared after everything I've said. If I go quiet on here, you'll know why.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Im confused, I am not sure if its cos I haven't bothered reading on from my last post or I've its just because I've opened the Kraken spiced rum (Black Sails is a bad influence). Lou you're better than arse kissing and anyways I always sort of saw the same name when I saw turkish and trousers, both began with T so after than they assumed the same profile in my mind, soz pantalon's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Also due to TV influence or should I say Trailer Park Boys I am stopping my get ripped diet and having cheeseburgers tonight, thank you for not caring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Also due to TV influence or should I say Trailer Park Boys I am stopping my get ripped diet and having cheeseburgers tonight, thank you for not caring I know what you're sayin', y'know what I'm saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I know what you're sayin', y'know what I'm saying? J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I know what you're sayin', y'know what I'm saying? Ain't got a fricking clue to be honest J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here. Ain't got a fricking clue to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Ain't got a fricking clue to be honest Ain't got a fricking clue to be honest Don't make me take my pants off to fight you bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Don't make me take my pants off to fight you bob No, won't happen, you win....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 No, won't happen, you win....... Your lucky mate I've been in training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 The Trailer Park Boys life looks pretty sweet, and fairly manageable if you don't have Ricky as a best pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 The Trailer Park Boys life looks pretty sweet, and fairly manageable if you don't have Ricky as a best pal. unless your cory or trevor or jacob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Your description was exactly how I'd describe a standard Turkish thread... Anyway, c'mon, he must be LOVING all this attention. This is his glory moment... The bile is done in his honour. He's a c*ck (on here) and he knows and revels in it. We're all just part of his pantomime. Can I point out the deja vu of this whole situation: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/search.php?searchid=1874958 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Lou you're better than arse kissing Don't worry Convict, it's **** take arse kissing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Can I point out the deja vu of this whole situation: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/search.php?searchid=1874958 "Sorry no matches. Please try some different search terms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Your lucky mate I've been in training OK CC, how the **** did you get hold of my LinkedIn picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 "Sorry no matches. Please try some different search terms" Fooks sake. Well, doing an Advanced search for Turkish in Title Only yields 24 results. Most are like this one: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?32118-Turkish&highlight=Turkish#.VRNB8KVFDqA Lol at the first 4 posters - all now banned. One at his own request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Fooks sake. Well, doing an Advanced search for Turkish in Title Only yields 24 results. Most are like this one: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?32118-Turkish&highlight=Turkish#.VRNB8KVFDqA Lol at the first 4 posters - all now banned. One at his own request. Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative. I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum. Who was banned at his own request?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative. I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum. Who was banned at his own request?! The guy who started the thread was awesome. I miss him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 The guy who started the thread was awesome. I miss him. I miss you too, DPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative. I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum. Who was banned at his own request?! Lol, it's kinda sad. But apparently Batman used to be known as thedelldays. When he hit something like 50,000 posts he got worried that people weren't taking him seriously so ased the mods to ban him and let him come back as Brett from Camden (Batman). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lol, it's kinda sad. But apparently Batman used to be known as thedelldays. When he hit something like 50,000 posts he got worried that people weren't taking him seriously so ased the mods to ban him and let him come back as Brett from Camden (Batman). Luckily we all take him incredibly seriously these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I miss you too, DPS. Moi? No, I'm Sarb. Ask Bearsy or Tokes, they know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lol, it's kinda sad. But apparently Batman used to be known as thedelldays. When he hit something like 50,000 posts he got worried that people weren't taking him seriously so ased the mods to ban him and let him come back as Brett from Camden (Batman). Oh!! nice one, Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 And Sue, personally I don't see what harm a forum name has come to either, but hey ho, you crack on! Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse. There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Moi? No, I'm Sarb. Ask Bearsy or Tokes, they know... I can confirm. Sarb & DPS only get confused cos they happened to be staying in the same Glasgow hotel, on the same date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse. There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere. No, sorry Sue. I really, strongly disagree with you on this. To the point, I actually feel quite upset about it. Turks is in no way a w*nker. He's clearly much more in t*sser territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Can I just point out that calling any man a wánker or tósser is largely an exercise in redundancy in the Internet porn age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I can confirm. Sarb & DPS only get confused cos they happened to be staying in the same Glasgow hotel, on the same date Grrr... Tokes is such a liar photoshopping DPS's account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Can I just point out that calling any man a wánker or tósser is largely an exercise in redundancy in the Internet porn age? Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is: 1. C*nt 2. Ar*sehole 3. W*nker 4. T*sser 5. Tw*t 6. Pr*t Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse. There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere. He did a good job at getting under your skin though. Despite having him on ignore you couldn't help yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 He did a good job at getting under your skin though. Despite having him on ignore you couldn't help yourself. Damn, I forgot plonker. 7. Plonker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is: 1. C*nt 2. Ar*sehole 3. W*nker 4. T*sser 5. Tw*t 6. Pr*t Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad. Lou, sweety, PM me and I'll show you how to get around the tossing swear filter good and proper :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffy Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is: 1. C*nt 2. Ar*sehole 3. W*nker 4. T*sser 5. Tw*t 6. Pr*t Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad. I was also brought up near Coxford and in my opinion your 'Ar*sehole' is too high. it should be between 'T*sser' and 'Tw*t' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lou's arsehole is below her cunt, and she hasn't got any tits at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I was also brought up near Coxford and in my opinion your 'Ar*sehole' is too high. it should be between 'T*sser' and 'Tw*t' You know what, I think you're right. Only someone from Coxford would spot that. I guess I struggled to find something between a w*nker and a c*nt. It's the bloody poncy influence of London on me now. How about f*cker? Or d*ckhead? It's really important we get this criteria right from the start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lou, sweety, PM me and I'll show you how to get around the tossing swear filter good and proper :-) Clever! But my St Anne's education makes me too bashful to actually write the words in full... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lou's arsehole is below her cunt, and she hasn't got any tits at all Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse. There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere. Love the fact you're still getting worked up by a forum name, who isn't even posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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