Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Love the fact you're still getting worked up by a forum name, who isn't even posting Number 6 on the scale. Must try harder Patrick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 There is many words missing tho Lou! I would put Jizz over Tits. Cock needs to be same place as Arsehole. I'd prob have wank over everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Clever! But my St Anne's education makes me too bashful to actually write the words in full... LOL, that is amusing, St Anne's, here in Poole, is a residence for the mentally unstable..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 There is many words missing tho Lou! I would put Jizz over Tits. Cock needs to be same place as Arsehole. I'd prob have wank over everything No, no, no, arseholes have sign on them, it says "exit only" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 There is many words missing tho Lou! I would put Jizz over Tits. Cock needs to be same place as Arsehole. I'd prob have wank over everything I'll consider c*ck. But tit or jizz aren't insults! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 LOL, that is amusing, St Anne's, here in Poole, is a residence for the mentally unstable..... Thanks BBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I'll consider c*ck. That's all we ask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I'll consider c*ck! That's all we ask :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 :lol: cheeky exclamation mark insertion Doddsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 (edited) Love the fact you're still getting worked up by a forum name, who isn't even posting I was just about to reply to Lou regarding the semantic distinction between t*sser and w*anker and glad to see that she belatedly added 'pl0nker' and 'd1ckhead', as I was about to mention them. These distinctions are sometimes hard to define or explain, such as when a student asked me "What is the difference between 'manky' and 'grotty'?" Anyway, we obviously have different understanding of the phrase 'worked up', or perhaps it really does confirm you don't have a clue about my writing style or why I'm here. PS: Sanding down wood is ducking tedious and this thread, with a cuppa at hand, is still a welcome break! Edited 26 March, 2015 by suewhistle PS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 cheeky exclamation mark insertion Doddsy. oh you noticed my creative editing:blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Although I'm not religious, ms pap comes from a Catholic family and the kids have both gone through all the ritual. For stage one of the process, you have to give them saints names. I was left with the choice, didn't really know many female saints myself so went with Mary (obviously) and Anne. The last one is not so obvious, but it was devoted to the utterly noble and virtuous reputation of girls who went to St Anne's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I wouldn't have gone Mary, i don't think pap. Mary is v.non-fashion name. Kids today, they don't want to be called Mary! I would have gone Etienne or Ives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 They are either virgins or hairy to the playground lynch mob Turks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 yeah prob too many rhymes. You musn't make it too easy for schoolground Turks to be calling you Scary Hairy Mary getting Lairy. It's why no-one calls their kid i.e. Bunt or Lanker or i.e. Japist anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Hey Brain, your lying, you ain't Paraguayan or Hawaiian you smell like a sea-lion and look like a Myan sacrifice to the god of wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 my Real Name isn't even Brian That is just a Joke that got Out Of Hand You would not believe what my Real Name is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Mary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 omg we can play Rumplestiltskin! Guess my Real Name and, erm, I can't remember what was at stake in Rumplestiltskin story. Did he have to suck someone off or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 No is not Mary. You have to suck me off now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Yeah, Robert Carlyle dressed as Pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Yeah, Robert Carlyle dressed as Pap. Oi plagiarist, I first noticed the resemblance ages ago, you must give me credit or suck Brian Earsy off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Bob has full credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Still suck me off tho yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I love how this page exploded when everyone was on their lunch break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 my whole life is lunch break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 my whole life is lunch break Your real work can only begin at night tho so you don't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Mary? I've often thought Bear is probably a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Yeah I agree, he can be a whining annoying twat who goes on and on and on sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Ur just trying to get dickpics I do that all the time, I mean, not with dicks, but I'm like, those look like fake boobs to me, you've deffo had boob job. Don't lie. *sigh* ok then. Prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I love how this page exploded when everyone was on their lunch break. How's the hangover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I wouldn't have gone Mary, i don't think pap. Mary is v.non-fashion name. Kids today, they don't want to be called Mary! I would have gone Etienne or Ives. Or even more leftfield with Pancras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I wouldn't have gone Mary, i don't think pap. Mary is v.non-fashion name. Kids today, they don't want to be called Mary! I would have gone Etienne or Ives. It's exactly the sort of name that'll make a comeback. Good, solid names. Look at all the boys names that have made a comeback, all solid, "proper" names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere. hello, hello Turkish is back Turkish is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere. hello, hello Turkish is back Turkish is back God, you're so annoying, wish I still had you on ignore. I'm off to polish my furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere. hello, hello Turkish is back Turkish is back 7. Plonker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 7. Plonker I am all of those things. 226 posts devoted to a plonker. Turkish - the legend continues......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I am all of those things. 226 posts devoted to a plonker. Turkish - the legend continues......... We love you Turkish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 We love you Turkish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. It's pretty evident this is indeed FACT. I've been gone for a week, I couldn't deny you all any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 hello, hello Turkish is back Turkish is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I thought you'd put me back on ignore? another liar exposed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I took you off ignore to see why you were banned. How does that make me a liar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Truce Turkish...? [video=youtube;Ww4v2cP-MDo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I took you off ignore to see why you were banned. How does that make me a liar? Oh funny that, I get banned and can't post so you take me off ignore, why? I can't post anything. Outed pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I took you off ignore to see why you were banned. How does that make me a liar? Let's be honest, you never had him on ignore did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Oh funny that, I get banned and can't post so you take me off ignore, why? I can't post anything. Outed pal I just explained that I was intrigued as to why you were banned. The only way I could see the posts which led to your banning was to take you off ignore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 I just explained that I was intrigued as to why you were banned. The only way I could see the posts which led to your banning was to take you off ignore. The thread he was banned for was deleted. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 March, 2015 Share Posted 27 March, 2015 I just explained that I was intrigued as to why you were banned. The only way I could see the posts which led to your banning was to take you off ignore. It was deleted. Why are you lying? You did this before when you started replying to stuff I'd said just admit it, I was never on ignore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 27 March, 2015 Share Posted 27 March, 2015 The thread he was banned for was deleted. HTH St Chalet reads the Muppet Show!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 27 March, 2015 Share Posted 27 March, 2015 The thread he was banned for was deleted. HTH It was deleted. So what? It did exist though and whilst it existed I took him off ignore and read the thread and didn't put him back on ignore as he was banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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