trousers Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 Some career highlights... To a Scottish driving instructor in Oban "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes "You look like you’re ready for bed!" To a group of British exchange students living in China "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed." To a British tourist in Hungary "You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly." To a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea "You managed not to get eaten then?" To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia "Do you still throw spears at each other?” To a young fashion designer "You didn't design your beard too well, did you? You really must try better with your beard." To a 13-year-old on a visit to a space shuttle "Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut." To a group of deaf children standing by a Caribbean steel band in Cardiff "If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf". On seeing an exhibition of "primitive" Ethiopian art "It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons." On the recession "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." On banning firearms after the Dunblane massacre "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 I hope I don't have to work until I'm 95. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 As if he's ever done a days work in his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 As if he's ever done a days work in his life. I 'd rather work at what I do than spend my days in dull projects shaking hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 When he isn't shaking hands he spends his time on here slagging off foreigners under the name of Sour Mash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 As if he's ever done a days work in his life. In fairness, whatever you think of Royal "work", he did fight in WWII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 Is he not the funniest man alive? Not just me at genuinely laughed out loud at some of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 Saw all the reports of an emergency meeting and a bunch of people on Twitter saying he'd popped his clogs. Not sure why this announcement needed an 'emergency' meeting anyway. Personally I think the idea that the head of state and their consort should work to death is outdated, surely they should be allowed to retire like the rest of us. Give Charlie a go, he's got to be the worlds oldest work experience boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 May, 2017 Share Posted 4 May, 2017 Is he not the funniest man alive? Not just me at genuinely laughed out loud at some of those? Yep, one of my favourites was on seeing a badly fitted electric socket; "looks like it was put in by an Indian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 5 May, 2017 Share Posted 5 May, 2017 Is he not the funniest man alive? Not just me at genuinely laughed out loud at some of those? Funny? He is the Royal equivalent to Mrs Brown. He is an embarrassing old duffer who gets away with it because he used to **** the monarch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 5 May, 2017 Share Posted 5 May, 2017 I suppose it's better than being an embarrassing old duffer that didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 5 May, 2017 Share Posted 5 May, 2017 I suppose it's better than being an embarrassing old duffer that didn't. Wes isnt all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 5 May, 2017 Share Posted 5 May, 2017 Is he not the funniest man alive? Not just me at genuinely laughed out loud at some of those? Me too, proper sense of humour, proper bantz, he's the original #Archbishopofbanterbury #PrinceBantz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 5 May, 2017 Share Posted 5 May, 2017 I was looking forward to him insulting Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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