The small things in life that annoy you

[Weston Super Saint]

People who take dogs into service stations. Why? The dog is happy to piss in the bushes outside and can't order a fucking big Mac. Now you've created even less space for people to walk around during half term when it's busy because everyone is avoiding your fucking dog on a lead. Fuck off outside.

[whelk]

Listing the Community Shield as a major trophy win

[skintsaint]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Listing the Community Shield as a major trophy win

Yep, the playoff final trophy is similar.

[whelk]

People booking tables in pubs. FFS every table reserved in pub I'm in. Games gone with all the middle class twats here for ‘the footy’

[Lighthouse]

The F1 coverage’s obsession with Kim f**king Kardashian, like it’s somehow a privilege for the sport to have her there.

[Willo of Whiteley]

18 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

The F1 coverage’s obsession with Kim f**king Kardashian, like it’s somehow a privilege for the sport to have her there.

Or any “celeb” that turns up and Sky have to try and interview.

No one cares.

[Willo of Whiteley]

People that can’t park a car properly.

Normally female, normally driving in forwards, normally in an 4x4 and normally parked across two bays.

[Willo of Whiteley]

Reform, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe.

Anyone that backs them.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Any food that is described as "smashed".

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Any food that is described as "smashed".

You have made little robots very sad. Look as their tears rust their metal bits, falling into your mash. 🙂

 

[Sheaf Saint]

When you're just trying to enjoy a well earned cold beer in your garden on a Friday afternoon after a busy week at work

Petrol strimmers should have fucking ASBOs slapped on them.

[Dr Who?]

A 10 second countdown to the start of football, sorry soccer matches. 

[Dr Who?]

On 09/06/2026 at 07:44, Willo of Whiteley said:

People that can’t park a car properly.

Normally female, normally driving in forwards, normally in an 4x4 and normally parked across two bays.

 

On 09/06/2026 at 14:24, Willo of Whiteley said:

Reform, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe.

Anyone that backs them.

 

On 09/06/2026 at 07:43, Willo of Whiteley said:

Or any “celeb” that turns up and Sky have to try and interview.

No one cares.

Bad Tuesday? 

Edited 15 hours ago by Dr Who?

[Willo of Whiteley]

2 hours ago, Dr Who? said:

 

 

Bad Tuesday? 

Tell me that I’m wrong about any of the above 😂

[trousers]

Every online poster for local events using exactly the same AI template and style. Lazy twats.

[badgerx16]

22 minutes ago, trousers said:

Every online poster for local events using exactly the same AI template and style. Lazy twats.

Mhen my wife was teaching at the school in the next village we printed out some posters for their summer fair. My boss at the time was called Julian, so the border of the posters was prnted in the WingDings font and if anybody could actually decipher it they would have read multiple instances of "Kill Julian" running around the edge of the poster.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

11 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Mhen my wife was teaching at the school in the next village we printed out some posters for their summer fair. My boss at the time was called Julian, so the border of the posters was prnted in the WingDings font and if anybody could actually decipher it they would have read multiple instances of "Kill Julian" running around the edge of the poster.

>gasp< and someone just posted about being careful of subliminals, now that kids will be staring at walls instead of being on social media. 🙂

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