whelk Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Cyclists on the pavement Sky Sports News reading banal tweets Fckers who tell radio djs how much they are enjoying the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Two words: “coming up” Talking over the credits at the end of films. Shrinking the credits so you can’t read them just so they can tell you what’s on next. Recapitulating the story so far after every advert break People who say “would of” Drums at football games (actually this is a big thing for me) People who don’t thank you when you hold the door for them or let their car through before you. That irritating uptalk? How long have we got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Slow walkers Drivers who don't indicate Reality TV Rugby 'bantz' People at airport security who act completely shocked when their litre bottle of water isn't allowed through Jim White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People using Americanisms, such as "can I get" and American pronunciation of words e.g. "leverage". Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Daniel Sturridge Klopp Media wan king over Liverpool Cyclist who dress like they are in the Tour de France and have no respect for cars who pay the road tax The obsession with racism especially when it isn't Reality TV, attention seeking p ricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 20 May, 2019 Author Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Cameramen who pan to crappy felt-tip written “please can I have your shirt” placards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 TV coverage of games: TV directors who cut to the cameraman down by the corner flag just as the player out there crosses the ball. Replays of non-events being shown whilst the gam,e is going on. Shots of managers on the sidelines whilst the game is going on. Commentators who scream a player's name at the top of their voices just as they blast a shot way over the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Tomato Sauce Pre Cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edprice1984 Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People who smoke weed - it stinks and we can all smell it! Drivers who drive 10 miles under 50 mph limit, then drive 10 miles over 30 mph limit Fans who say "we, us etc" when they have never even been to the city of the club they support, let alone seen the team live. Anyone who uses the phrase "Low-hanging fruit" or any business speak. I would quite happily kill them on the spot. Vox-Pops on News programmes: I am pretty sure hearing the thoughts of Tony and Sheila outside of Greggs on a Tuesday afternoon is not necessarily going to be that enlightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People complaining about cyclists not paying "road tax". I am a cyclist who, coincidentally, pays 3 lots of Vehicle Excise Duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People complaining about cyclists not paying "road tax". I am a cyclist who, coincidentally, pays 3 lots of Vehicle Excise Duty. how many vehicles is that for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People complaining about cyclists not paying "road tax". I am a cyclist who, coincidentally, pays 3 lots of Vehicle Excise Duty. Plus the VAT on a nice bike must be a tidy sum. Especially if you've a car (or cars) as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People who take ages at cash machines - seriously how hard is it? People who drive **** off great big SUVs who obviously don’t need to - dumb, selfish ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People who take ages at cash machines - seriously how hard is it? People who drive **** off great big SUVs who obviously don’t need to - dumb, selfish ****s. Ah, forgot the top one. Usually women, check balance, collect mini statement, think for 30 seconds, check balance again, end up taking £5 out. Just ****ing get on with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Trespassing cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 how many vehicles is that for? Have a guess. I expect you to get it correct first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Plus the VAT on a nice bike must be a tidy sum. Especially if you've a car (or cars) as well. I have 3 nice bikes, but one of them I custom built myself from the individual components. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Hotels that only give you one knife at breakfast when you have a full English as well as toast and marmalade. Hotels where you get booked into the special access room. Hotels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People who use a bag to collect their dog's mess, then leave the bag in the exact spot that the deposit was made, or even tie it at eye level in a hedge or bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Plus the VAT on a nice bike must be a tidy sum. Especially if you've a car (or cars) as well. Let’s not forget that a cyclist on a bike and not in a car is leaving the road that little bit emptier for the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People who can't use roundabouts properly... using the wrong lane while giving the wrong ****ing signals. Headlights on new cars that are like driving straight at the SMS floodlights leaving you practically blind at night. reality TV Modern "celebrities".... Cats ****ting in my garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Drunk dwarfs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 20 May, 2019 Author Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People at bar ordering one drink at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People at bar ordering one drink at a time. Whats wrong with that?? Better than waiting behind somebody with a friggin long list of 15 and then calling over to Barry to check if he still wants the nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 Middle lane drivers. Just, why? Sent from my SM-T580 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 People complaining about cyclists not paying "road tax". I am a cyclist who, coincidentally, pays 3 lots of Vehicle Excise Duty. The Daily Heil always fails to process this. “Road tax” based on emissions, unless I fart on a ride I’m not contributing to climate change. Does that bellend Always.SFC have similar issues with golfers wearing golf stuff, park footballers playing in footie kit, or Judo players doing Brian Jacks impersonations? BTW I Also have third party insurance, another Heil misconception. Oh and B o l l o c k s to Brexit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 20 May, 2019 Share Posted 20 May, 2019 I hate noticing how easily I get annoyed over the littlest thing these days. Seriously, I showed wifey a few episodes of One Foot in the Grave a little while back. She said he was just like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 people with NO self awareness in a supermarket Drivers who are doing 40-50mph on a road that has 70mph limit anything to do with "reality" TV cyclists who ride their bikes as if the road is primarily there for them most football journalists and pre/post match interviews jim white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 21 May, 2019 Author Share Posted 21 May, 2019 (edited) Whats wrong with that?? Better than waiting behind somebody with a friggin long list of 15 and then calling over to Barry to check if he still wants the nuts. I’ll have a Guinness. Receives Guinness. And a Budweiser. No allowance for barman to analyse the critical path Edited 21 May, 2019 by whelk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 21 May, 2019 Author Share Posted 21 May, 2019 South Today leading with a national story just covered on National news that could be applied to any region. Poor grammar from football pundits ‘them passes’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Southampton doesn't have 3 telephone area codes, it's (023). It's not (02380), (02381) or (02382). Maybe it's just because I'm f'kin old. Oh, and Chris Moyles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 People who use the word "myself" instead of "I" or "me". "David and myself are going to London." "It was just Dave and myself." ****ing idiots. People who start every other sentence with the word "So". (That'd be everyone who ever appeared on Pointless.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 (edited) The Daily Heil always fails to process this. “Road tax” based on emissions, unless I fart on a ride I’m not contributing to climate change. Does that bellend Always.SFC have similar issues with golfers wearing golf stuff, park footballers playing in footie kit, or Judo players doing Brian Jacks impersonations? BTW I Also have third party insurance, another Heil misconception. Oh and B o l l o c k s to Brexit Do golfers and park footballers etc get it the effing way on roads you bell end...……… no just fools in lycra… I guess you are one of those t wats who ride like one of those... Edited 21 May, 2019 by ALWAYS_SFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Southampton doesn't have 3 telephone area codes, it's (023). It's not (02380), (02381) or (02382). Maybe it's just because I'm f'kin old. Oh, and Chris Moyles. Still don't see what was wrong with 0703 or why they had to change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 People who when they see themselves on the big screen at sporting events wave at the screen and not at the camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 People who when they see themselves on the big screen at sporting events wave at the screen and not at the camera Especially if we have lost a wicket or conceded a goal and they are supposed to be supporting Hampshire, Saints or England! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Electronic advertising boards at the side of the pitch. Cats Drivers that park in 2 places in a car park. Kids walking along playing music on their phones Gemma Collins Katie Price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 People who when they see themselves on the big screen at sporting events wave at the screen and not at the camera Just a thought... How do you know where the camera is? It takes me an age at St. Mary’s trying to see where Kenzie is doing her interviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Cyclists who don't wear helmets, but have headphones on. Cyclists riding at night without lights, and dressed entirely in dark clothing. Car drivers transporting loads too big for their vehicle, by having it stuck out of a side window. Car drivers doing 40mph in a 40 speed limit, but then slowing down to 30 if they see a speed camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Drivers that park in 2 places in a car park. Yes! People who drive larger vehicles like big 4WDs should take a separate test. If you aren't able to park your vehicle between the lines, it's too much car for you and you aren't able to control it properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 (edited) Yes! People who drive larger vehicles like big 4WDs should take a separate test. If you aren't able to park your vehicle between the lines, it's too much car for you and you aren't able to control it properly. Not sure that that's the point of parking in 2 places. Where I've seen it it's obviously done to stop people banging your very (far too) large car with their doors when trying to exit their far more reasonably dimensioned vehicle, correctly parked in an allotted space. Round here we have a bloke who has a Peugeot 308 Coupé Cabriolet which is pretty wide so he parks it in 2 spaces to avoid getting it banged by car doors. Purely selfish. Governments just need to ban SUVs and have done with it, most of their owners just don't need them anyway.. If you've ever been to Geneva airport you'll know the problem. There most of the vehicles in the car parks are extra wide SUVs. No question of taking up 2 spaces there so you really have to be supple to get out of your car without banging the neighbouring one. Edited 21 May, 2019 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Over engineered train toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Itchy clothing labels on the back of the kneck and itchy labels on the back of pants, shorts etc. Watching Game of Thrones for years for it to have such a ****e ending. Badly behaved kids in supermarkets/anywhere. Jobsworths. TV soaps The One Show Woman football pundits and commentators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErwinK1961 Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 People who stop in the middle of the pavement for no reason. People who walk down the pavement looking at their phone and not paying attention to whats in front of them. People who leave their trolleys abandoned in the middle of the isle. Women who think pushing a pushchair gives them the right to take up the entire pavement. Old people who 'accidentally' push in queues. People who aren't ready to order when they're at the till. Attention seeking helmets. Coriander sprinkled on the top of everything. This thread is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Do golfers and park footballers etc get it the effing way on roads you bell end...……… no just fools in lycra… I guess you are one of those t wats who ride like one of those... Got to love the foaming hate of the anti-cycling brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Got to love the foaming hate of the anti-cycling brigade. I don't hate anyone that I don't know, cycling is fine if the lycra clad nutters didn't think the road is just for them.... Some are quite "pleased" with a bit of windscreen washer over spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 groups of people who go to the pub, then sit on their phones messaging people that they are not with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 .... cycling is fine if the lycra clad nutters didn't think the road is just for them.... I take it you hold the same attitude towards inconsiderate drivers who think the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 Cyclists on road when they have a dedicated cycle lane 40 mile hour club Middle lane hoggers People who don’t understand car hierarchy Cyclists who think they are in Tour de France People who don’t use both lanes and merge in turn People who purposely block the 2nd lane to prevent merging in turn and causing a bigger queue Cyclists Tractors on the road in rush hour Lorries who over take other lorries on dual carriageways and take 30 miles to do this Cyclists Rubber Necking, what do they want to see? Someone’s head hanging off? Cyclists Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 May, 2019 Share Posted 21 May, 2019 "Can I get...?" It's "Can I have...?" you sub-intellectual buffoons FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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