The Left Back Posted 22 October, 2022 Share Posted 22 October, 2022 Not sure if this thread will have legs but we've been having fun with the idea for the last 24 hours, so thought I would offer it here. Assuming there is no election for two years, and with all the difficulties we are facing as a country, who would you appoint in a fantasy government of national unity.? We need a leader, probably apolitical, who can unite everyone. And then a cabinet of experts united only in their desire to lead this country through the next two years. Imagine you could call on anyone, from whatever field, who would you choose? I'll kick off with a few thoughts: Leader - Sue Barker or David Attenborough Business Secretary - Peter Jones Environment Secretary - King Charles Home Secretary - Gary Neville Attorney General - Keir Starmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 22 October, 2022 Share Posted 22 October, 2022 Unity? I thought you were serious for a minute, until I read your “picks”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 22 October, 2022 Share Posted 22 October, 2022 Michael Sheen as PM Martin Lewis CEx Deborah Meaden Business Chris Packham Environment 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 22 October, 2022 Share Posted 22 October, 2022 Le Tiss to head up the Ministry of Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 22 October, 2022 Share Posted 22 October, 2022 Jeremy Clarkson Minister for Transport. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Katie Price Culture Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) Benevolent Despot - me Permanent Governor of Rockall - Boris Johnson The rest of you will just have to suck it up. Edited 23 October, 2022 by badgerx16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) Minister for Wokery - Jim Davidson Minister for Social Care - Jimmy Savile Minister for Trade - Derek Trotter Minister for Levelling Up to the 18th Century - Jacob Rees-Mogg Home Minister - Delldays/Batman Minister for Women (Chicks) - Lord Duckhunter Minister for Truth - MLG Minister for Tourism - Boris Johnson Minister for Conspiracy Theories - MLT Minister for Trollism - Turkish Minister for Censorship - Lighthouse Foreign Minister - Nigel Farage Chancellor of the Exchequer - Harry Enfield (Loadsamoney) Health Minister - Harold Shipman Minister for Energy - Vlad Putin Ministers for Transport - the gangs operating the dinghies from France Minister for the Arts - Banksy Minister for Services to OAPs - Jerry Hall Minister for Taking One For The Team - Carrie Johnson (back up - Nadine Dorries) Minister for Defence - Volodymyr Zelensky Minister for Employment - Martin Semmens Minister for Queues - David Beckham PM- Ralph Hasenhuttl Head of Communications - GB News House Journal - Daily Mail That should do it 😎 Edited 25 October, 2022 by sadoldgit Added text 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) Using actual politicians cross-party: PM - Ken Clarke CoE - Gordon Brown Foreign Sec - Paddy Ashdown (reincarnated - well, MLG’s games can do it with computer footballers..) Defence - Johnny Mercer DCLG, and Levelling Up (the original) - Michael Heseltine Education - Vince Cable with David Willetts for Universities & Science Home Secretary - Alan Johnson Northern Ireland - Mo Mowlam (reincarnated) Health - Yvette Cooper Environment - Caroline Lucas DWP - Barbara Castle Edited 23 October, 2022 by saint1977 Lucas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Today's Footie New Prime Minister (Rishi Sunak) 1 Next Prime Minister (Keir Starmer) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Minister for Social Care - Jimmy Savile Health Minister - Harold Shipman Absolutely hilarious 😆😂😂 Edited 23 October, 2022 by Lord Duckhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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