Top birds

[benjii]

As a distraction from mad Nazis, let's talk about birds. Everyone loves a tasty bird.

Some birds I've seen in things lately have left me quite smitten.

1. Naomi Scott

Pictured here in Aladdin, but recently putting in a superb performance in Smile 2.

 

2. Ursula Corbrero

In Day of the Jackal. Sexy? Just a bit mate. Phwooarrrr. 

 

3. Margaret Qualley

The Substance is a great movie in any case, but blimey....

(p.s. she gets her bush out)

 

Anyone else got obsessed with a bird lately?

[whelk]

[Turkish]

ive not watched Day of the Jackel yet but i think i should be

[Turkish]

I love a fit (athletically fit) girl. Crossfit athlete Sara Sigmundsdottir is a favourite of mine

Edited 21 January, 2025 by Turkish

[benjii]

7 minutes ago, whelk said:

Always a fair wank, to be honest.

3s up with her and Her Maj. Beautiful. 

[benjii]

6 minutes ago, Turkish said:

ive not watched Day of the Jackel yet but i think i should be

It's visually superb. Characterisation is a nonsense but there's enough to look at to make it worthwhile.

[Turkish]

Sarah Shahi

[benjii]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I love a fit (athletically fit) girl. Crossfit athlete Sara Sigmundsdottir is a favourite of mine

Blimey! 

No "accidentally" shooting for the wrong hole there. She'd crimp it off.

[benjii]

Just now, Turkish said:

Sarah Shahi

A 40 year old scorcher.

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

Blimey! 

No "accidentally" shooting for the wrong hole there. She'd crimp it off.

her instagram is awesome. Mainly photos and videos of her training or advertising sports gear. She seems like a really nice girl too. I think she's stunning in every way.

[whelk]

Bit niche but something about Haley Lu Richardson - Portia in White Lotus. Many many more and she is not classically stunning 

[tdmickey3]

[benjii]

10 minutes ago, whelk said:

Bit niche but something about Haley Lu Richardson - Portia in White Lotus. Many many more and she is not classically stunning 

Yeah, she's lovely, and you feel like you might have a chance.

Now you mention White Lotus... if you haven't seen Alexandra Daddario in True Detective, do yourself a favour!

[Turkish]

Wasn't Stifflers mum in White Lotus @whelk? Not now but back then.....

[whelk]

2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Wasn't Stifflers mum in White Lotus @whelk? Not now but back then.....

Funnily enough Portia is her PA. Jennifer Coolidge

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, whelk said:

Funnily enough Portia is her PA. Jennifer Coolidge

ah that's who she is, i saw two series a while back and it was pretty good. The ginger bird in the Sicily one one was quite hot.

[whelk]

14 minutes ago, benjii said:

Yeah, she's lovely, and you feel like you might have a chance.

Now you mention White Lotus... if you haven't seen Alexandra Daddario in True Detective, do yourself a favour!

Which True Detective was she in? Watched them all. Jodie Foster’s partner?

[tdmickey3]

17 minutes ago, benjii said:

Yeah, she's lovely, and you feel like you might have a chance.

Now you mention White Lotus... if you haven't seen Alexandra Daddario in True Detective, do yourself a favour!

[badgerx16]

Perhaps appropriately for this forum, this is the Nuthatch

[rallyboy]

Any pictures of tits?

[badgerx16]

47 minutes ago, rallyboy said:

Any pictures of tits?

Blue, great, marsh, coal,or willow ?

[Whitey Grandad]

47 minutes ago, rallyboy said:

Any pictures of tits?

 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

Perhaps appropriately for this forum, this is the Nuthatch

Thanks Badger. That's what I thought in this day and age the thread would be about. 🙂

[benjii]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

Which True Detective was she in? Watched them all. Jodie Foster’s partner?

No, in series 1 she's Woody Harrelson's bit on the side. Unbelievable body.

[trousers]

[benjii]

11 minutes ago, trousers said:

Mods! Enough of this filth!

[whelk]

Anyone posting an actual bird should be banned

[trousers]

[trousers]

9 minutes ago, whelk said:

Anyone posting an actual bird should be banned

Oops.... sorry sir.... will this make amends...?

[whelk]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

Oops.... sorry sir.... will this make amends...?

Better! Might be too blonde for Benji but sure he’ll appreciate the camel toe

 

[benjii]

1 hour ago, trousers said:

Oops.... sorry sir.... will this make amends...?

She looks hungry!

[benjii]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Better! Might be too blonde for Benji but sure he’ll appreciate the camel toe

 

I like blondes too. Just happen to have been enraptured by these brunettes lately.

[Winnersaint]

Get a lot of these round here

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

The new White House Press Secretary will be a fantastic addition to the new administration over there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Secretary

 

[SotonianWill]

4 hours ago, trousers said:

Oops.... sorry sir.... will this make amends...?

F*cking hell, it’s like a slot machine. 

[StDunko]

Vanya Gaberova currently accused of being a Russian spy.

I'd let her gather some kompromat on me...

[benjii]

8 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

The new White House Press Secretary will be a fantastic addition to the new administration over there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Secretary

 

Karoline (don't) Leavitt (alone)

[benjii]

5 hours ago, SotonianWill said:

F*cking hell, it’s like a slot machine. 

You could park your bike in it.

[Turkish]

3 hours ago, benjii said:

You could park your bike in it.

We all would though 

[egg]

Lucy Verasmy. Always perky weather when she's on. 

[Turkish]

9 minutes ago, egg said:

Lucy Verasmy. Always perky weather when she's on. 

Great shout. There is something about news readers and weather girls. Cant think of any unattractive ones, even Mary Nightingale looks hot when she’s doing it and she 61 now

[benjii]

4 hours ago, egg said:

Lucy Verasmy. Always perky weather when she's on. 

Let's hope it's a bit nippy out.

[benjii]

3 hours ago, Turkish said:

Great shout. There is something about news readers and weather girls. Cant think of any unattractive ones, even Mary Nightingale looks hot when she’s doing it and she 61 now

Michael Fish?

[whelk]

3 hours ago, Turkish said:

Great shout. There is something about news readers and weather girls. Cant think of any unattractive ones, even Mary Nightingale looks hot when she’s doing it and she 61 now

It’s the intelligence that is the attraction. Vacuous pretty girls have never done anything for me.

back in the day Anna Ford

 

talking news not weather - loads of them do fuck all for me

Edited 22 January, 2025 by whelk

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, whelk said:

It’s the intelligence that is the attraction. Vacuous pretty girls have never done anything for me.

back in the day Anna Ford

Suzanne Reid, Charlotte Hawkins always nice in the mornings

[whelk]

1 minute ago, Turkish said:

Suzanne Reid, Charlotte Hawkins always nice in the mornings

Reid was pretty much perfection at one point

one exception but probably would at a push is Kirsty Wark

[Turkish]

Just now, whelk said:

Reid was pretty much perfection at one point

one exception but probably would at a push is Kirsty Wark

agreed.

Fiona Bruce on crimewatch here 🤩

 

 

[Turkish]

[egg]

39 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Suzanne Reid, Charlotte Hawkins always nice in the mornings

Prime Wincey Willis?

[tdmickey3]

Holly Green ?