Saints vs Boro: Playoff 2nd Leg (12th May - 8pm KO)

[sfc4prem]

I think they're still fed up that the Northern Rebellion was quashed quite so easily by the Earl of Sussex's men.

[TheAlehouseBrawlers]

Hopefully the more hysterical tarts in their fanbase are mostly online and not travelling south on Tuesday. We're in block 20 for this and they are gonna be a right fucking annoyance banging on and crying about it. Point and laugh is probably best.

[Pilchards]

Does anyone know if there will be a meet for the players arrival.

I need to order my rockets from Amazon if there is.
 

Edited 2 hours ago by Pilchards

[whelk]

36 minutes ago, LGTL said:

They’re so hysterical I’m genuinely expecting some of them to be advocating jail time for our staff. It sums the weak little sweethearts up that I wouldn’t be surprised to see it suggested. 

I think the chemicals from the old ICI site may have caused some birth defects that means many are not right in the head

[Football Special]

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

[whelk]

22 minutes ago, Pilchards said:

Does anyone know if there will be a meet for the players arrival.

I need to order my rockets from Amazon if there is.
 

 

[Paul_B]

I'm not being funny, but did these Boro muppets watch us yesterday?? We literally tried to give them the game by playing like cunts. The fact they didn't capitalise is on them. 

Clean slate now, let's pull our heads out of our arse and smash these cunts.

[Mattio]

16 minutes ago, Football Special said:

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

Someone on the inside should put rat droppings in their muesli 

[Graffito]

Under no circumstances should they allow that prick with a drum into our stadium.

[kevdoh]

One of their fragile little wet wipes on Facebook has said that saints supporters should clap their supporters everytime they sing to show that we don't agree with what went on 😂😂 

[Sheaf Saint]

25 minutes ago, Graffito said:

Under no circumstances should they allow that prick with a drum into our stadium.

Or the air raid siren. 

[trousers]

49 minutes ago, Paul_B said:

I'm not being funny, but did these Boro muppets watch us yesterday?? We literally tried to give them the game by playing like cunts. The fact they didn't capitalise is on them. 

 

I reckon we should argue that we used the first leg as a training session for the second leg and report Middlesbrough for watching it....

[bpsaint]

1 hour ago, Football Special said:

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

Most away teams stay at the Hilton at the cricket ground.

[kwsaint]

16 minutes ago, bpsaint said:

Most away teams stay at the Hilton at the cricket ground.

Ah problem solved. Can someone ring up James Vince and get him to hit a few sixes at the windows?

[um pahars]

Have to say all this spygate stuff is OTT. Adults getting in such a frenzy is a tad embarrassing (including some of our own fans being so outraged).

Given what happens on the pitch with gamesmanship, it’s small fry.

Looking forward to Tuesday and a decent atmosphere 

[um pahars]

19 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Ah problem solved. Can someone ring up James Vince and get him to hit a few sixes at the windows?

The way Hampshire have started the season, you’re better off relying on their opponents 

[Badger]

1 hour ago, Football Special said:

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

As a gesture of goodwill Flynn is providing the chicken for their evening meal 

[Appy]

23 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Ah problem solved. Can someone ring up James Vince and get him to hit a few sixes at the windows?

More chance of Damion Downs scoring on Tuesday than seeing James Vince in a Hampshire shirt at this time of the season. 

[goodymatt]

As Flynn got his standard yellow card on Saturday, if he gets another one on Tuesday and we managed to get through, would he miss the final or are they wiped?

[DrSuess1979]

1 hour ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Or the air raid siren. 

That was bizarre 

[Appy]

Some of their journos still banging the drum for away fans only on Tuesday. 
 

Police wouldn’t allow that in a million years. 

[Whitey Grandad]

2 minutes ago, Appy said:

Some of their journos still banging the drum for away fans only on Tuesday. 
 

Police wouldn’t allow that in a million years. 

And the streets outside would be full of Saints fans regardless. 

[tdmickey3]

2 hours ago, Mattio said:

Someone on the inside should put rat droppings in their muesli 

Standard breakfast up there