Spy-gate\Cheating Response Songs for next season...

[Matthew Le God]

On 04/06/2026 at 14:20, mikec said:

"Tonda Eckert woo-oh,

Tonda Eckert woo-oo-oh,

He spies on everyone,

He breaks regulation 127.1"

EFL regulation 127.1 All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?' Is that entirely relevant? I mean, here we are, in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars!

Edited June 6 by Matthew Le God

[St. Ciervo]

Not my generation, but tune is Billie Eilish "Bad Guy".  Brass ready version by Interrupters "Bad Guy".

So youre a sad guy

Caught us cheating mad guy

Just cant get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

Im that bad type

Make your owner sad type

Spy on practice on time 

Using intern fall guys

 

Im the bad guy,

Duh

Edited June 8 by St. Ciervo

[mss636]

Let it Go, Let it Go

Yes we got caught spying

Let it Go, Let it Go,

But we can still hear you crying

We’re rent free, in your heads

So just move on

You bottled it again anyway!

[WinglessWonder]

On 06/06/2026 at 05:32, Matthew Le God said:

EFL regulation 127.1 All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?' Is that entirely relevant? I mean, here we are, in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars!

I'll happily respect the red dwarf reference! 😁

[WinglessWonder]

To the tune of "Blowing in the wind"

How do we know if Hayden Hackney is fit?

How can we tell if he plays?

The answer of course is to send our new intern

To watch them train from the golf course.

 

I reckon that could work! 😁