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Yes, he looks a proper unit. Will get bigger as he ages too.

Juventus to Fulham. What a waste.

It was written. Tricky time to choose to manage Barcelona though, with rumours of Messi spitting the dummy, and Suarez well past his (phenomenal) best. Perhaps Messi will stick around for another season now. Lots of re-building to do, whoever goes. The saving grace for Koeman might be that Barcelona's main rivals are all in a bit of a mess too. I wish Ronald well.

Indeed. I wouldn't be lending money to any football club at present.

Used car salesman?

This I agree with. Chelsea already have their Champions' League prize, the other big club needs its reward.

Whatever Auby wants, Arsenal should accede. Have you ever seen a better penalty? Plus his no-hand flips are really cool.

If true, that was rather silly; Blind Freddie could see that VvD was going to the very top of the tree.

Romeu is everywhere. Otherwise, schoolboy football.

Tatum? Or Stockard?

I get nowhere without registering and having to give credit card details, in which case, BT and Saints FC can get fucked. I have a code from the club, am I missing something here?

The perfect Hojbjerg replacement then!

Other than Duracell Bunny energy for the press, Armstrong offers far more as a footballer than Redmond.

I agree; frustrating and disappointing in equal measure.

I can't believe that Levy wouldn't have inserted performance clauses in Mourinho's contract, given his abysmal recent record. Sacking him otherwise would cost a fortune. Mind you, what was Levy thinking in appointing him in the first place? If his contract permits financially, Jose will not be at Spurs next season.

Not as guilty as Hojbjerg!

I wouldn't drop him either, I have been spruiking his talents for ages. Ralph explained when he dropped him from the starting line-up recently (Arsenal?) that his body couldn't cope with rapid back-to-back starts.

Djenepo for Armstrong, given the latter's fragility? Romeu must start.

Love the man, loathe the player that he has become. Hopefully, there will be some cash proffered to shift him.

Doucoure?

I emailed the club about half an hour ago and got a reply (with codes) in about ten minutes. Someone might still be there?

Why aren't the tyres rotating?

Fonte had become a red card in waiting in every game, as his legs had gone by the time he left Southampton. Had he played a Europa League game, would he not have been cup-tied and prevented from playing in Europe for any of the big clubs he imagined to be craving his signature?

Air travel hasn't been shut down! It should have been the first thing to shutter.

Gosh, if you say so...