CB Fry

That's because he is great at penalties.

Well, we didn't buy anyone. Rubbish.

Well, we didn't buy anyone rubbish.

Just wait until the end of the summer window then you'll all be happy ;-)

Oh shut up.

Very good point.

We're signing someone. The Twitter account person still at work tweeting pointless training ground pics.

I actually still think we are going to sign someone.

All young players turn into Harry Kane.

Not really. He's still better than all the right backs at the club now. That's all people are saying. You could also make a similar claim about Valery who is being hyped to the rafters far more than people saying Cedric is "amazing".

I'm not worried because an ITK person told us to wait until the end of the window and did a smiley winky face so no worries we are definitely signing loads of players.

I think the main thing to remember is he is definitely not deadwood like that Portuguese full back we shipped out to a footballing backwater.

I think it's brilliant that we are now only using players that definitely aren't deadwood like Moi Elyounoussi.

My stream went in the first half too, and I can safely say she is the absolute worst commentator I have ever seen. Useless. When we scored it took forever to work out we had equalised (rather than be two down) and she never managed to name the scorer. She seemed to not know the names of any players, or describe any action. Used odd training-ground speak like "the red zone" instead of actually saying what was happening. Completely forgot that the rest of us can't see her screen. I can't imagine she'll be back on Sky again.

Last ten minutes coverage on Sky News of the EU Brexit committee arriving for talks shows we've really got Johnny Foreigner on the run now.

We don't need to win all four. Two wins and two draws and we're on 30 points by the end of Feb which will be fine to keep us on track to stay up.

We're 100% safe so a hotch potch of French kids, Matty Targett and Shane Long to ease us to the summer holidays. The important thing about a squad rebuilding is just to sell loads of players.

Hello 17th my old friend.

LLLol

Thankfully, there's Ian Dunt, gleefully demolishing the garbage that is the Sh ithouse Compromise. Apologies, the Malthouse Shi thouse Compromise.

Interesting stuff, thanks.

It's unbelievable the information you've provided to the forum this month.

Has anyone actually read that Kagawa link? It doesn't even pretend we're remotely interested in him.

You're not on ignore. Just one of the things Guided Missile is famous for on this forum: pretending he has loads of people on ignore, being freakishly rude to people, still thinking we are living in 1973 and being embarrassingly incorrect about every single topic he ever posts about. I feel another annihilation coming.