CB Fry

I think I missed the announcement about Katie Hopkins becoming Archbishop of Canterbury or Prime Minister or whatever the hell SOG has decided she is.

Now it's become clear to me that we will never finish above Crystal Palace in the league ever again, a little part of me thinks maybe it was a good thing we didn't immediately commit to a 50,000 seater stadium back in 2014. Although of course the hotdog revenue from that stadium alone probably would have meant we could have signed Zlatan Ibrahimovic or something.

The point is you have spent pretty much this entire thread trying to smear Christianity over any evil you can find, from the Nazis, "Christian terrorism" you've found on Wikipedia, the Klu Klux Klan through to Katie Hopkins - Christians! Christians! Christians! Something as anodyne, harmless and really quite lovely as the British traditional children's Nativity play has become a "indoctrination service" in your hate-filled eyes. Christians! Christians! Christians! But on the other side, any Muslims doing anything wrong at all immediately gets absolved of their religion in your eyes and you refuse to even acknowledge their religion at all. It is, if you don't mind me saying, utterly fu ckheaded beyond belief.

Thanks for proving my point.

Except if a Muslim person who spends their life growing up in the Muslim tradition, attending traditional Muslim services and going to a Muslim school then commits a terrorist atrocity in the name of that religion you would be absolutely falling over yourself to say they weren't Muslims. It's a funny effed up spaghetti of contradictory nonsense in that melon of yours, ain't it?

I find it highly unlikely that the amateurish rag tag rabble of overgrown student debating society ditherers will get anywhere near to writing a general election manifesto and selling it to anyone outside of their own miniscule fanbase. Can anyone else seriously see Corbyn in a TV election debate? He didn't really want to be Labour leader, there's no way on earth he actually wants to be Prime Minister.

Absolutely epic stupidity from SOG today, then. Hats off. It's my daughter's indoctrination ceremony at the school on Tuesday. I think she's one of the angels. I'll let everyone know how she gets on.

Except that the main thing counted at UK elections is seats won. The Labour victory at Oldham is of equal worth in May as in December regardless of total votes counted.

I think saying you're the new Jesus is about the least Christian thing you can do. You are an utter lunatic.

Suggesting a Nativity play is an indoctrination ceremony is just about the most bigoted thing I've seen on this thread, apart from when you claimed that "we" are "not overly bothered" by the actions of the Ku Klux Klan. You really are a mixed up individual, aren't you?

You're complaining about us not buying enough quality but also complaining that we didn't permanently sign Elia and Djuracic? Right.

Worth remembering that Dalek is a parody account, and he's admitted before he doesn't actually think the things he puts. He honestly thinks that it is hilarious to repeat the same routine over and over again, look out for him pretending he thinks we're planning to be a "yo-yo" club, oh it's hilarious it really is. Worth ignoring him where you can, I try to do but occasionally I do feel the need to remind him and others about just how much of a t wat he is.

What are you making up now?

Book the removal men, Jeremy, you're off to Number 10.

You've clearly forgotten the pure hilarity of when he pretends that he thinks we're going to finish 17th in the Championship. If we did go down, he'd just roll into that routine again and oh my aching sides it's so funny.

The article doesn't say that at all. Labour in the election - 30%, higher than the 29% in the poll, and the Tories on 40% in the poll, far higher than the election at 37%. If there was an election tomorrow, based on that poll, Labour would be annihilated.

So, if there was an election tomorrow, Labour would be annihilated.

Cup games don't get moved for international broadcasters who will televise a Man United game regardless of kick off time.

She's been blooded and no mistake.

Not really - there are countless player agents and brokers with vested interests alongside the players and managers and assorted hangers on and parasites. The papers really don't need to make stuff up, when all that is going on. These days there is a degree of clickbaitery, and some publications probably do engineer stories (hello the Daily Express) but pretty much all stories will have a source. The only issue on forums like this is when transfers don't happen then drips on here take that as proof that a story is made up by lying scumbag journalists. Anyone with half a brain can decode most transfer speculation but that nous can be a bit lacking on here.

Well, I was replying to someone saying we should buy cheaper players on lower wages instead. Cheers though.

Corbynistas think Corbynites are rabid fundamentalist lunatics while Corbynites think Corbynistas are lily livered apologists. They both agree on one thing, though. They all hate the Corbynettes.

The only game I don't understand them showing is Spurs v Leicester, a fourth choice match in any given Prem weekend.

Shane Long. The breadmaking machine in the kitchen cupboard of football.

I do like a Samosa though.