CB Fry

....powered by a mandate as the party with the most seats in 1945, so shouldn't you "shut the fu ck up" about it and accept the result?

This coming season is clearly a write off. Let's start building for 2016-17 where hopefully we will bounce straight back and not be reliant on the play offs.

Absolutely correct. I will not reply.

This is what is known by some round these parts as "ambition".

80s, whatever, I couldn't really follow what your pi ss weak analogy was so I thought you were talking about the semi before 1976 (I have no idea who played in the other semi) I was 5 to 7 ish when we had those two semis in the eighties, so not particularly strong memories anyway. Did you not celebrate getting to those semis?

Your "finishing seventh in the Championship" analogy will take some beating in the utterly ridiculous strawman stakes. Although your slightly demented ranting about fictional third place games in 1970s FA Cup rums it close. Exceptional stuff.

Finishing in a better position than 21 other teams in the tournament sounds like success to me. Would certainly be successful for England men in a World Cup or Saints in any cup you care to name. Or a GB Football team, Hockey team, Curling team or any other GB team or either stripe in either one of the Olympics. They did great. Brilliantly. Get over it.

Just celebrating your victory. Congratulations.

Weak. You could have tried a bit harder to structure that as a Haiku.

Nothing to be embarrassed about. Ireland showed the way with that referendum thing a couple of weeks back.

Dead giveaway.

I've Googled "Toby Alderweireld is happy". Except not the word happy. Another word. That means the same. But also means something else. Personally I think he'll be pleased he is now in the navy. And white kit of Spurs.

We need to nuture the next generation of Alpines, and I like this guy. He made a strong start with his rants where he clearly demonstrated a laughably pitiful lack of understanding about how ticketing works for the incredibly popular last game of the season. Exceptional work. And now he's taking it up a notch. This is a serious talent we've got here. Like Fergie with Giggs back in the day let's not put too much pressure on the lad. He needs time and space to develop into the all-consuming walking clusterf uck of knee jerk ing total idiocy that Alpine has grown into. But I can see he is going to get there.

No we don't and clearly we won't be signing another one.

Not really. Just wildly over - interpreted by people on here. He gave a vague politician style "no concrete deal done" statement and the forum went nuts. "This trumps everything!". Or, no.

Like Wyclef Jean did not say, he'll be gone by September.

Brilliant. You got yourself a thread right there. It needs a grand title, and there is an obvious one. "Everything is easy in hindsight"

You don't say.

Completely agree.

His name was Cuco Cuco Martina He's got a name like a drag queen-a He came from Twente Where he played plenty Football and passion were always in fashion for the Cuuuuu-coo Third choice right back (Clap clap clap clap clap)

Exceptional stuff. Well done boys.

Too many people hear Champions League and miss what Les, Ronald and Ralph say over and over and over again. We can't and won't be competing with the bigger clubs on fees and wages. The Champions League thing is just a little dream that if we all pull together we might just do it, like we kind of nearly did in the season just gone.

Why on earth would that even exist? Wait for the interview on the THFC website. I think he'll be really impressed with facilities and the manager and of course I know some of the lads already and I am joining a big club with a proud history and passionate fans and once the gaffer had spoken to me I knew and I can't wait to get started and

That's annoying. I need his meltdowns to start about 6 am on a weekday so I can get him all dealt with before I get to the office.

Seriously? All he says is a very vague "no concrete agreement yet" - classic politician's answer. I wouldn't expect him to say anything else.