CB Fry

Jack Cork= goals goals goals.

Amazed Long not starting, nice to see Gardos on the bench. 2-1.

and for Balotelli.

Er, right.

Tranmere in the fourth division? Okay then. Don't really understand why people on here think the Balotelli signing changes anything for Rickie. He knowingly signed as a squad filler back up striker. He signed when Suarez was still at the club. Liverpool were always going to sign a Suarez replacement, and RL would know this.

I think you'll find he never said any of that stuff on that thread.

Pretty sure there should be several thousand fans in our huge catchment area who support neither team but who just want to enjoy some real live Premier League action. Maybe they'll all turn up tomorrow?

Build it now FFS.

What the hell are you on about, CB?

What a pointless thing to say, then. Well done.

Not Bale, Berbatov, Modric, Carrick and so on. Good old Daniel Levy.

You keep saying this stuff like Boruc was doing us a favour. We took him as a free agent and he did well. And we paid him to do his job. We don't owe him anything. We've now spent ten million quid on a keeper the club think is a better option. The sooner he goes the better, If nothing else to get you off this forum.

What does?

He never went there as front line replacement for Suarez. He knew he'd be back-up and playing cup ties, so none of this would be a surprise for him. It's a perfect move and he'll be more than happy to be squad meat: almost the direct opposite of our friend Artur.

Does the name Steve Ogrizovic mean nothing to you?

You said Lallana was replaceable in the same way that Liverpool could replace high profile total failure Andy Carroll. Doesn't say much for your opinion of what we've lost, does it? And if you think the enquiries for Morgan and Jay Rod were made up by the press then god help us. I think you said the same when the reports linking Shaw with Man U came up. In fact, I know you did. And, guess what, it wasn't all made up by nasty-wasty journalists with an agenda, was it?

So you still think Koeman is Steve Wigley standard then?

Why can't people say I told you so? We have to read you churning out drivel about us appointing a "Steve Wigley style manager" and "Rudi Skacel players". Turned out to be utter sh it, from a knee jerk grizzling idiot. Told you so.

Come on, there is always room for astonishing displays of zero self awareness like this absolute gem: Roll on us being one nil down at half time sometime in the next month. Let's see who is "deeply frustrated" then.

That's a lovely left field bit of whataboutery, well done. Funny the "no such thing as instant success" routine from the forum brains trust is dead now, in that four of our last five managers delivered exactly that. It's a shame, I miss the Alex Ferguson story being endlessly retold. Let's be clear: I like Tadic and hope he will be the best signing we make this summer. He has massive boots to fill. My beef us with Wes Tender sneeringly dismissing Lallana as not a significant player for us, comparing him leaving Saints with Andy Carroll leaving Liverpool as a flop, and Lallana being straightforward to replace because the club has replaced poor performing players with better ones and this is just like that. I know Les is waiting for Tadic to score and have a great game so he can pretend I have written him off but I haven't for a second: I think he's going to be brilliant, and by far the most exciting signing we've made.

He's already said we are not buying another CB. We have our first choice two, one just signed a new deal and is now captain and one cost eight sodding million. We have two squad back ups. We're covered. So crack on and get furious because it won't happen.

Would be amazed if it that kind of thing isn't more widespread, as we saw with that nice David Dein a while ago. Laddish culture/banter but getting out of hand. Tan has just mined the company phone/email records and done him over just when he was about to land a new job. Pretty sweet. Doesn't excuse MM, by any means. Idiotic stuff in the main. But I would think there are a few managers out there deleting their sent items this morning (not that that would actually help).

He scored all his 10 goals last season in one game against Newcastle? Wow. I didn't remember it like that but you know best. Guess it must have been that single performance that got him in the Premier League team of the year and the England squad.

That's just what Lionel Messi would say. Great debating style.

Tadic coming from Holland via Serbia is relevant because while you think he can just drop in, I think he has a job to do to adjust to the league, the city, the club and his new team. He is a newcomer in all departments. It is very difficult to expect him to stroll in and take on the role of a massively significant member of our squad. Let's remember in your great debating style Tadic gets compared to Messi but just as pointlessly I could say one of Barcelona's best players is Messi, we've lost one of our best players, we've lost our Messi. Do you see? We can all pointlessly compare people to Messi. Great debating style. Meanwhile, you continue to bridle at anyone daring to say Lallana was a significant player for us and hard to replace. Hey, compare him to Carroll again. Compare him to "players that leave because they're not good enough". Great debating style.