CB Fry

Never heard of him.

I'm with Fitzhugh. Arthur Dominoes, Bert Rawlingson and Shelley Rawlings are legends of the club and should be on the banner, it's a disgrace they aren't. Not sure about Willy Elleringworth and Timmy Trailor, but if the majority of the forum think they should be up there then I say go for it.

No, not saying that. Actually shows how much of a non fire sale we have had this summer that we are spending that much on solid squad filler. With the amount of new-to-the-Prem players we have, signing an absolute banker in terms of knowing the league is a good bit of business.

I think that sounds like it would fit Radio Ga Ga as far as the Northam is concerned.

Interesting. How is it pronounced?

Actually quite a doable chant. And relatively original. Therefore, it will never catch on.

Correct. Don't quite get this "just ignore the price tag" stuff. It's always relevant.

Even if they do, they are shopping for players a level down from us, and all in all a smaller proposition than we are. I doubt they will finish above us anyhow.

Don't ruin their fun. It's a very sweet little story they have cobbled together. Alpine and other hysterical tarts whining on a forum saved the club. Thanks guys. Seriously, thank you.

Come on then Crabby. Apparently everything is not okay. What's not okay. Tell us. I bet you have some right gems that if only we knew etc.

I've been talking about the shades of grey all summer. Thanks.

In your caramel - centred opinion.

You're being black and white if you think I am talking about you. The shades of grey got screamed out by Crabby and the hystericals. Did you know the club didn't return some phone calls from Adam Lallana? I mean, really. It's a disgrace.

You thought we were in a mess. Massive difference.

I knew it wasn't a fire sale or asset strip. It was obvious, at the time, to people that were not fu cking idiots.

I knew it wasn't a fire sale or asset strip. It was obvious, at the time, to people that were not fu cking idiots.

No. For me, everything has been okay all year. With the exception of the day we sold Chambers.

Beautiful. Great read. So, not a fire sale, then?

Quite. I love the fact now seem to have genuine options and insured against some of our new signing flop (one or two may well do, it just happens). If Gardos doesn't settle, we have Toby (vice versa) and if Mane doesn't work we have other attacking options. For a club not in Europe, on paper, we have a very solid squad.

That'll be a grand total of two loans, one in a position where we also spent £8m on one player and extended the contract of another key man. And the other loan is in a position where the club will hope our young back up will flourish over the next twelve months. Or, if the worst happens and our "foundations" are destroyed we might have to, gosh, try and purchase a left back next summer. I mean, the club is doomed and no mistake.

I think I can finally see what's happening here. Thank you for opening my eyes, Crab Lungs. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Easy in hindsight.

All I can see is a load of asset stripping, with Katharina taking all the money and keeping it in a Swiss bank account. Morgan definitely is going because Krueger is a lying liar and he said something like Morgan will still be here on Sept 1st but that really meant he won't be here on Sept 2nd because we can still sell him or something. All a technicality which is a lie and he will be sold definitely. Les Reed is incapable of signing any players and we have no vision and the days of us signing £10m plus players from Celtic and £8m plus defenders from second tier European clubs will clearly never happen again. We have no vision anymore because it's not like Reed, Krueger and Koeman have talked about aiming to qualify for Europe. No-one at the club has said it or if they have its a lie and laughable. Koeman said we were going to sign a winger and a defender before the window shut but he's just placating the fans, it won't happen because Les Reed is useless. And anyway, we should be doing all our transfer business early like all the big clubs do. Basically we're a laughing stock and I feel abused. Abused I tell you. Oh, and conned. Conned and Abused.

Sky could mention it...or....show a shot of two cars driving to Carrington. Again.

Club now teasing us. Trolling the eff out of the fanbase. Quite funny really.