Special K

The Sun is a pile of **** and anyone who "reads" it is a ****. Same went for the News of the Screws. Same will go for this new rag.

Neither are Cole, Piquionne or any of the other muppet strikers that took them down, and they've had a chance in the PL. Love to see RL mix it at the top flight. Reckon he's probably got about 2 years at current form and would love to see him play there.

Yeah, all these sound like a right ****ing laff.

People who stuff those blue paper towels into toilets deserve a slap. Not only do they block up wc's, they **** with Turkish and his superstitions.

I guess that's just the garage, eh?

I think you'd be a miserable **** whatever job you did. That persecution complex really isn't that attractive and does discredit to the vast majority of teachers who wouldn't dream of being such a whinging ****.

I'm sure you are aware of this website, but if not, then look at http://www.selfbuild-central.co.uk/ for suggestions on green issues. Also, you may want to look around http://www.ecobuild.co.uk/index.html - a free event in March at the ExCeL in London. I went last year and there is some good opportunity to get a lot of advice on the products and systems you are looking at. Whilst it is aimed primarily at the commercial market, there are many things for self builders too. If you choose to insulate way beyond B Regs, then it will a) impact on the cost and b) the space used to accommodate the extra thickness, so whilst it is a good idea you may need to consider the compromises you will need to make, including some form of mechanical ventilation (which can sometimes defeat the object of "over" insulation). But like all these things it comes down to good design. Good luck!

Look at the bright side. At least some Silks got an earner out of it, 'Arry got his profile raised and we all got some loledy out of the court proceeding tweets. 8 million is a small price to pay for that!

Yeah, it's the flue liner that will cost the money. Get it checked out first before you commit.

Stone the bleedin' crows. You've put me honest-to-goodness old 'ead at ease, so yer 'ave, Mr Scotty, sir.

Scotteeee went down like a sack of shyte though. And pansied around on the deck like a tart. Handbags, really.

You can't send the next England Manager dahn fer facks sake!!!

Looks good. Vebal, I fancy building this. Do us a favour and pop down to the ground to put a word in, will you? Cheers.

Agreed.

Always beware trying to turn a hobby into a business. There is a lot of competition out there at the moment and getting credit from suppliers is always a challenge when you start out. But if you are determined enough to make it succeed, then go for it and the very best of luck.

Is that the act or the wait?

Dark Passage

When I was at school in teh 80's, one of the teachers appeared in an edition of Fiesta Readers Wives. She wasn't a bad looker actually, but it's fair to say that once all the boys got a glimpse of her old clopper, she got a lot more attention in class. About 25 years ago my mate dumped all his old porn on me after his new bird expressed a dislike (huh, some birds eh? ) Anyway i was looking at all the VHS tapes he had given me. One of them was a homemade video of him and his ex G/F. He had set up a camera recording from the top of the TV i reckon, whilst he boned his missus on the sofa. **** me, it was one of the worst things i have ever seen; wobbly, fat arses, cellulite, dangleberries and of course, his pathetic rancid stump excuse for a cock. I had to get rid ASAP. Of course today, it would have been all over the interweb within about 5 seconds!

I have a theory as well - too much of 1) leads onto 2).

Whatever you do, at least run it under the skirtings. There is nothing worse than miles of that ****ty quadrant glued to every edge getting dirty and looking dreadful.

"Son I'm thirty, I only went with your Mother 'cos she's dirty" "And when i'm lying in my bed I think about life and i think about death And neither one particularly appeals to me." "in your eyes I see the doorway to a thousand churches in your eyes the resolution of all the fruitless searches in your eyes I see the light and the heat in your eyes oh, I want to be that complete I want to touch the light the heat I see in your eyes" "When i'm watchin' my TV, And a man comes on and tells me How white my shirts can be. But he can't be a man, 'cos he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me"

I'm sure NC isn't stupid enough to not offer decent wages, but i bet more of it is linked to performance than at most clubs (obviously i don't know this fo sho, just speculating). Also, I dare say that avaricious Agents also play a part - "Fack that boy, you can get a bigger wedge than that, they've got loadsamoney!", etc etc. Probably the usual last minute cock bashing whill throw up a few deals.

I like him. NA likes his "impact" players (subs in my book ) and De Ridder has the ability to be an excellent impact player. But he also has more than that. When he comes on he often pushes the play further up the park. He often takes one defender away man marking and another on cover, he covers a lot of ground and can be an effective link up man, but for some ropey first touches (where i dare say he almost looks as if he's trying too hard). I think he should start more to try and influence games, as opposed to trying to break the established pattern of play when he comes on with 15 mins to go, imho of course.

Mugabe? Moses? It's a easy mistake to make.