Special K

It won't cost anywhere near that and they will probably borrow the money from the bank.

Why not! And I predict their forums will be full of posters fretting about SRL bagging a brace on their turf!

I'd never take an ale into the khasi! Not with some of the pan-steamers that come out of my 'arris anyway. Why would you try to sup a nice beer when you're gagging 'cos you've pebbledashed the porcelain with last night ruby?

Brown-nosing ***t. But a foxy wife though. He must have had to sharpen up his delivery to talk her into the old sack as he's **** all to look at. Either that or he's got a cock like a baby's arm holding an orange?

My mate bought a plot of land about a year ago in the Cotswolds. He has started to plant apple trees as he hopes to make some cider and found some roman building remains whilst digging. He has subsequently found out that Ackerman St (the old roman road from St Albans to Cirencester) ran at the bottom of his field and there is some speculation from local historians that there may have been a merchants house close to, if not on, his land. He thinks there is very little chance of anything valuable being found, but may get the old metal detector out!

I assume this sort of thing only appeals to pre-pubescents?

Today's worry is Roberts. Tomorrows worry will be Rooney, Van Persie, Ballotelli, Adebayour, etc.

I thought it was generally seen as a sensible policy to concentrate resources into getting long term unemployed off benefits and into work. Wasn't that known as the New Deal - one of Labour's flagships (which i believe fell flat on its arse)?

Gentlemans Agreements? Yeah, can really see NC allowing that. Sharp up front for me. Will want to prove something to his old club. Let's hope he bags a brace and delivers a hard size 9 right in to knackers of his doubters on here.

A night for firsts. I've never cheered a Middlesborough goal before, but when that nipper banged in their equaliser, i was chuffed to bits. Fantastic win for us at a very difficult place to go. Can't quite believe how this season is going.

Give him a close season to get himself right and in the groove of the way we play. He will be good next season and will be a valuable member of the squad. Sometimes it takes a while for a player to make an impression. I'm sure NA will give him every opportunity and it will be up to him to take advantage.

Merse is great value and his inarticulate presentation is part of his charm. In fact the whole programme is enjoyable to watch precisely because it seems like a bunch of mates having the crack about the football. I love taking my nipper to games now, but the best times i have had at the football have all been with my mates and to me this is just another version of that. Compare it to the stuffy, boring, over-analytical BBC Final Score which doesn't have any real personality. I know which i prefer.

Bloody hell. I know he's just another pig**** ignorant redneck, but what an utter, utter ****.

Sage 50 here. Very good i think, but only really use it to run off reports. I know the "accounts dept" (all 1 of them!) like it though.

No it's not. What a load of old pony. If he didn't like it here because it was so much of a "shock" (seems everything is a shock to him), he should have ****ed off back to Italy or France after finishing at Pompey. But he didn't. Why? Because he wanted the wonga. He was on a big wedge and could easily have done his time and gone back home with a few quid in the bank. The fact is he's one of those players who lost it and couldn't maintain any type of form or consistency.

It was rare and bloody. The steak was nice though.

My parents bought their council house in the 80's and still live there. Not a bad estate it is either, built post-war when space wasn't an issue hence large gardens - back and front and areas given over to play and recreation. True, the place has changed, but not really through increasing numbers of students or nasty landlords renting out to scumbags, but really through the number of cars and vans parked up on roadside verges and the large swathes of tarmac that cut from the road to the hard landscaped driveway. The people are generally the same and home ownership certainly didn't cause the distopia that some posters would like to think (bet very few have ever lived on a council estate, as it happens). And they have always suffered from image perpetuated by ignorant, lazy middle class types on both sides of the political pendulum who have no real experience of having lived on such estates. IMHO I don't see any rejuvination of a right-to-buy scheme being a problem at all. The vast, vast majority of purchasers will be owner occupiers and why should they, after paying rent for so many years, be denied the opportunity to purchase their house? It is also important to get away from this myth that no social housing is built these days. True it has decreased, but any private development over (i think) 12 units will need to give 15% over to social housing, be that affordable, intermediate or purely rental through an HA. However, SH provision is heavily reliant on private investment from developers and/or housebuilders, i.e. the whole scheme has to be viable from private sales to be able to provide the social housing. And don't think they are shoddy and inadequate. If you have ever worked within the parameters of an HA "toolkit" (their specification documents) you'll soon realise the minimum space and spec requirements are pretty damn good. I worked on a development where the HA flats were bigger than about 20% the private sale flats.

Yeah, but who's the scruffy ***t next to him. Wouldn't have hurt to run a comb through his hair, had a shave and bought a shirt / suit that fits.

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I agree, but there are too many wishy-washy pansies out there providing excuses left, right and centre for scumbags like this.

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You'd think so, eh? But it's not me I'm glad to say.

Not personally, but i heard of a story (which i guess is an urban myth) about a lad who was at a party once where there was a girl taking on all the boys. Bent over doggy styleee she was. Anyways, said lad was awaiting his turn and whilst he was hanging out the back of the lass, realised it was his sister (who he didn't know was at the party). As I say, it's probably a myth, but a fun story to tell alongside your 3some story. I don't agree with pap as it happens. I don't think you were out of order making the 2nd one wait and indeed doing so could be defined as a challenge, a test of mental and physical strength; gearing yourself up for an immediate round of seconds with an ugly bird so soon after firing your lean mix up a decent bit of clout is not an act that can be easily ignored. For that, you deserve to give yourself a big bear paw on the back. Incidentally, did the ugly one "try" harder when you got around to giving her one? It's often said that ugly ones do try harder and from my experience years back, i banged a couple of real Doris Karloff's - a real house of horrors they were. One was average, but one was a right old dirty bag of carrots. Nothing was too much trouble for old K. Welsh bird she was, cracking ****.