Patrick Bateman

And; "Would the dark blue Jaguar parked outside the entrance, registration blah blah blah, please move immediately". Think that's about the only announcement I've ever heard. Oh and "The players would appreciate it if you stayed in the stands and didn't run on the pitch at the end of the game", 1000 times seemed to be perfectly audible.

Who "slips on his f00king arse ..." ?

I seem to recall Liverpool signing a rather good centre back though, who spent a lot of last season winning headers in the box and preventing them going in the Saints goal ... contributing towards one of the best defences in Europe for the first 3 months of last season ... He hasn't become rubbish just because he left!

In your opinion. In the opinion of 58% of people who have voted, they think Boruc is better. You tiresome irk.

Just read this; https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC It sounds like it's actually a bit boring!

Just watched Pochettino on ITV4 now ... he still dresses like a uni grad on placement.

It has an official different meaning to what you're implying; http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/mong

This, definitely this! He is well 'loved' by many Saints fans and he should definitely hang around to win the FA Cup for us! We can but dream, hey?

Give it a rest!!!! Dog with a bone comes to mind

Well this was very badly phrased then?? "shirleysfc Because you've stated 100% that he'll go. Mates will have insider knowledge, I'm not so sure about stalkers.

Nah, come on Artur, that number 1 shirt is yours unless you stuff it up. Competition is healthy - fight for that first team place Edit: Plus additionally, due to the injuries from last season, I think the competition is even more healthy as Gazzaniga isn't ready and Kelvin on his way to retirement (and hopefully staying with the club to coach long term??)

Take the medication. I have no more words.

Really?? How many points did we win without Artur in goal vs him in goal? His loss was THE biggest factor in our semi slump - with decent competition, we have two goalies who will want that number 1 spot, rather than one who is learning and one who wants to be a coach. I love Kelvin, although his injuries are worrying but he's a great 3rd choice with a sensible head.

Youtube, De Ridder, etc etc etc., but I like the look of this guy's defensive skill set. No nonsense, not afraid to put the big challenges in - a yes please from me based on this short compilation!

Yes I know, it was a joke.

Carlton Palmer?!?

Agree with this too - very sensible of Saints. Boruc had to fight for his number 1 spot at Fiorentina if memory serves me well and duly got his number 1 spot. Competition is good. They'll be fighting for that spot, but I do agree it's Boruc's until he does another Cruyff f**king turn in the penalty area

LOL

Unfortunately this is true I think. Those who think the club is being sold won't budge from that opinion now, despite what happens.

I think we can expect them down here for the weekend to do medicals and sign.

Ahh Marching In! + Dave Currie on the Uni server dishing up the "official Saints Website"!

Hah, interesting

I don't see the problem with this statement. Look, we're a 'provincial' club who was batting above its weight for 27 years in the top flight. Finishing 2nd once in an era where football was so different it was unreal; I mean, signing Keegan is like us signing Messi, Ronaldo or Bale now, right? It's mental! We have never and will never have the fanbase of Man Utd, Liverpool or Arsenal. They are the 3 defacto top clubs by power of revenue alone. Chelsea and Man City have joined them by ridiculous injections of cash and in the case of Man City, have fallen foul of the FFP rules. Even when we had the Dell with "unlimited" standing, 30,000 people was our max. Sure, for a big game we could pull 45/50000, but in these times of austerity, that would be once or twice a season. 30/35000 is about right for us and we're about the right size for a mid-table club who occasionally gets some amazing players (last season) that could propel us higher. Many would argue Pochettino should have done better with these players ...... But, why should we expect her to pump in her own cash? She has a self-sustaining, mid-table Prem side who make fluke the odd appearance in Europe and that keeps producing top class talent. The trouble with a lot of Saints fans is Sky; the Sky generation.

I don't see the problem with this statement. Look, we're a 'provincial' club who was batting above its weight for 27 years in the top flight. Finishing 2nd once in an era where football was so different it was unreal; I mean, signing Keegan is like us signing Messi, Ronaldo or Bale now, right? It's mental! We have never and will never have the fanbase of Man Utd, Liverpool or Arsenal. They are the 3 defacto top clubs by power of revenue alone. Chelsea and Man City have joined them by ridiculous injections of cash and in the case of Man City, have fallen foul of the FFP rules. Even when we had the Dell with "unlimited" standing, 30,000 people was our max. Sure, for a big game we could pull 45/50000, but in these times of austerity, that would be once or twice a season. 30/35000 is about right for us and we're about the right size for a mid-table club who occasionally gets some amazing players (last season) that could propel us higher. Many would argue Pochettino should have done better with these players ...... But, why should we expect her to pump in her own cash? She has a self-sustaining, mid-table Prem side who make fluke the odd appearance in Europe and that keeps producing top class talent. The trouble with a lot of Saints fans is Sky; the Sky generation.

Couldn't agree more! He hates pompeeeeee