Patrick Bateman

Morgan will more likely than not be with Saints until the summer, then I have no doubts he'll be off regardless of how well we do. Wouldn't be surprised if he ended up abroad though, PSG or somewhere like that.

And f**k me, I've got bamboo going ape at the bottom of my garden, I should start cutting it down, drying it and flogging them as sticks to put a camera on. FFS.

Doesn't Toby play RB for Belgium though!? Or have I made that up?

Jesus wept. Wonder what a colon selfie looks like? They'll find out with those sticks if they keep appearing at a football match, morons.

Yoshida is turning out to be a very good central defender and should be kept on. As an emergency right back, he looks okay, but today he faced one of the very best players in the world and struggled, but that's not a surprise, nor is it a slight on him.

What? A what now?? Is this the Christmas dinlo phenomenon this year?

Good read and good Reed!

No, Cabbage Face - you can tell by the posting style.

A job for Nige?

Oh I don't know, maybe he could listen to a forum member every different match and we'll see who does the best with him?

Well, you were wrong, with outdated info, just admit it!!

Good news to have someone in who obviously has some talent. If he's good, we benefit, if he's a d*ck, we can kick him out, so nothing lost.

What the hell is wrong with you? You're a proper weirdo. Have some respect and rather than posting on here like a complete tool about something irrelevant, just post some best wishes and then go away.

I think that's actually a good shout. Another player Chelsea have bought yet are happy to keep loaning out. Happy to keep taking them ... they've lost out on Cork and Lukaku, hopefully they'll lose out on Bertrand and let's add Bamford to that potential list. Any other players they seemingly don't give a monkeys about??

It's sad, but I love watching these!

And Wade Elliott. Isn't Wayne Bridge available too? He'd do.

Yes - it's definitely the truth.

That's a lot - I'm still on Virgin Media, only reason is that I like cable and there is no competition here for that. I pay £75/month for; XL TV (includes BT Sport HD) Sky Sports TiVo downstairs, V+ upstairs 152 meg BBI (which is pointless) Phone rental That is way too much - I've just this evening decided to downgrade to the basic TV package (never watch any of the channels), downgrade to the lowest BBI (who needs one hundred and fifty bloody two meg at home??) and dump the phone line as we never use it. What a waste of money.

F**k it, he sounds amusing. If we get the "Man City Dutch Balotelli" and not the "Liverpool Dutch Balotelli", we can't really complain.

I can't stand him, he really is the most miserable f**ker that exists, as summed up by this miserable post.

Sunderland, Newcastle and Everton matches I guess?

Yes - he's a very good defender who has happy to be backup and wait and when asked upon, has done okay. He's definitely someone who gets better with a run in the team.

It's not poor at all, everyone has said he looks knackered and been asking for him to be rested. He was rested and we won.

£2.5m a year, Saints or Man Utd. If he comes here, well, I'll be stunned.