Patrick Bateman

HMRC are a weird org. I had to pay extra tax last year at the end of the year. They sent me a letter to tell me this, probably 6 or 7 times within 2 weeks. I paid on receipt of the first letter. I then got a letter to say it's been paid, again, probably 5 or 6 times, each in a different format. I then get a letter saying it's not paid. I phone up, they apologise and say they'll send a letter to confirm it's paid. They do, another 3 times. I mean, seriously? I've got them all - what a massive waste of taxpayer money

And his name is Toby alderveirweld That works.

Ohh Tony Underwood He used to play rugby But he's a soccer star now

She's in Italy still, surely?

Well I've just finished a 2 hour conference call working, looks like I didn't miss much then? Unsurprisingly.

This, exactly!

Chaplow

I think I love this guy already. His massive smile when talking about Tadic and Pelle and that we'd taken the best players from the league - love it - couldn't care less or not if it's not true, I got a warm and fuzzy.

Whoever came up with the 'Sadio Mane' chant to Radio Gaga is a genius - I've had it in my head all morning. Definitely one that should catch on - simple, distinct and not the usual chant.

Great transfer window in my view. It was a shame we couldn't keep the same team, but it was obvious (I think) that Pochettino's clique weren't good to have around at the club. Think they've all gone now, so hopefully no manager clique and they'll grow together as a larger team instead of a few stand out individuals. Top half finish and a cup final now please

As expected, what a load of utter drivel and sh*t!

Over it already.

He'll be class if he hoofs it forward.

I don't understand this?

Taider Taider

It is so boring. And now the "Man Utd don't want to sell to a rival for the title". In what f**king world are they going to be title contenders this season? FFS.

Agree to a certain extent, but he still has too much talent (and potential, yes yes yes) to be let go.

I find that weird and a bit f**king odd. Oh well! In Koeman we trust!

Jesus Christ. Well it might be to some people's views, but why would Welbeck have joined Saints? He probably wouldn't have. Exactly the same as Hernandez who has ended up at an infinitely bigger club!!

Being nice to NCFC for what reason I wonder ... who could we possibly want from them?

Must admit I've had this utter boring w*nkfest on for an hour since I got home and haven't heard Saints mentioned once. I'm bored already.

Toby? Toe-bee

I thought exactly the same!

Why? He's not even a "wide man". Anyway, we need strength in depth at a higher quality than last year.

The modern day 'Keegan' equivalent would surely be Messi. I'm in, despite him not being as good as Lallana.