suewhistle

Steady on with the maths, boys. I didn't even do calculus at school..

That's not a bad summary, Bearsy (or heatstroke if my phone's suggestion was taken - that would explain a lot..). How do you feel about Gary Monk?

I went to the main museum _and_ the art gallery when we played Anderlecht..

He arrived as an overweight L1 footballer and left as a Premiership star.. but you knew that really..

..and CB Fry...

Just seen the report. What made me chuckle is that you could have got from 9/1 to 12/1 on Liverpool to win! In 1976 I remember 2nd division Saints werer 5/1....

..what telly?

How many spare beds, sofas, and patches of carpet have you got?

Not sure why Crouch was moaning : lead with his arm and high studs in an uncontrolled, late tackle.

Bollo##s

Ya bu***r, I only came on here to post that: lucky I read yours.

'Long

I think this is a critical point: not one player is hiding, and I've seen plenty of that watching football.

Ta!

To be fair, Levy also got a fair bit of stick.

Occasional schadenfreude is fun..

GSR?

Edited a) show the bits that really made me chuckle (there's always truth in humour) b)worries me too!

Oooh, Ohio, I had you more down for smut than *****iness! I should explain that I injured myself at training during the week, which is why I was at home with a cuppa...

I didn't realise that Spurs were playing today, until a couple of minutes ago when I was browsing The Guardian website over a cup of tea and saw that they'd lost. Then had a look at the partial league table in a column on the right, and they weren't even there - it only goes down to Hull at number 10...

Reasonable report there, and although Stoke had no real clear-cut chances, hands up who wasn't a bit worried towards the end that they might nick a goal?

You're just trying to innoculate yourself against disappointment, standard fan practice.. Why not have a bet on Stoke, that's what some people do to lay off the pleasure, I understand.

If winning the League Cup is a reasonable possibility why isn't the FA Cup likewise? So yes, let's concentrate on the League for now and see where we are in January. Who knows, it could all be very exciting/depressing - take your pick. But remember that, for all the moans, the team that Pokey put out was perfectly capable of beating that Sunderland side.

Have they realised yet that this is a concerted wind-up?

Great description! Pity Seamus Heaney's not around any more..