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Yeah, but I'm crap. :-) I'm also running a private bet on Turkish's hooking, but now you've ruined the odds! I think I may have scored an imaginary goal at The Dell in an end-of-season pitch invasion...

That made me laugh! You understand it's the economic imperative for those of us with limited incomes: we'll leave Khazakstan or wherever to you rich bu**ers; unless the club charters are going to be really cheap! :-) Christ! I used to play in a bigger ground than the one in Trouser's photo.. (http://www.101sport.net/asdaostasarre/photogallery.aspx)

And there was I thinking exactly the same about you! Either way, if I do make it to any away game I'll stand you both a drink!

oooh! Not sure that's good though, judging from some of the disparaging remarks made about him on here. But thanks KB for confirming your continuing existance! All we need to do now is to lure Toby to sign for us... (one for the anglers...)

Hot water? #firstworldproblems

I think an influx of a few hundred Saints fans, each with a bottle of duty free could make quite a good party!

I'm not atually a member of the other forum, I'm on enough internet forums already, but having had a quick scan of the last couple of pages here rather demonstrates why people have moved. What do some people get from being so deeply and consistently unpleasant?

Very good, and some teams even more obscure than Southampton! I'd hate to admit how many I hadn't heard of! Worth a pint of anybody's money, although not at Norwegian prices.;-)

..or what he's on (or forgotten to take.. NURSE!).

Well, we're all very glad that you're happy; like that round faced girl in the supermarket today. At least she doesn't think somebody sitting on her stool is grounds for violence. Actually, I think you are one sad *ucker

And how the fluck do you make that out unless you too get aggressive and can't hold your drink. The judge and jury, who know all the facts don't seem to agree with you.

seat (they collapse under you at FP)

The problem with leagues is that they tell you when to play, but friendlies you can do by arrangement.. It's probably more like "Well, the minivan didn't pass its MOT and nobody will hire to us without the money up-front, and then we haven't really got any deceent pitches to play on and you need a doctor in attendance for league matches and ...."

You tease..

Boom tish!

I can't manage two nights in a row: been out watching the girls tonight, and my budget and liver won't stand it..

Sorry, not you OldNick...

It doesn't matter if he was or wasn't for my joke to stand, you prat.

Ah, the wit, empathy and positivity for which CB is justly renowned.

I've written the League fixtures in my diary, but not sure I should have bothered since so many will be changed for TV and Europa. When will we know the TV changes? For Europa think I'll just wait until we know what actual teams we are playing. I appreciate the slots are known but can't be arsed to note them down. I'll just keep an eye on here and The9's posts!

Oi, haven't you got a tree to climb?

The evidence is against it.. If I were being generous over my morning cuppa I'd say that Roy picked Jones for his height against a tall Slovenian team. We've seen Clyne occasionally outjumped at the back post when the centre backs haven't done their job... I _am_ being generous, aren't I?

I hope we can short circuit normal procedures to get him. Lets ignore the Regs for once..

I think he means Bala..

So which big team does Gibbs not play for?