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I do believe you may be being a little unfair there, RB. They're probably selling out the part of the ground for which they still have a ground safety certicate.. In fact I think they may have come up with a uniquely Pompey solution to obtaining sell-outs as they slide down the league... Just looking forward to the afternoon matches when the floodlights give out.

You didn't see his grim look on the touchline then?

Ah, I was wondering. I realised you never (G&S: 'What never?' hardly ever :-) ) went to St. Marys.

It was written by the work experience kid and Allen didn't get a chance to edit it.

There's a gin distilled in North London which was recommended to me called Sacred: haven't seen it on sale yet.

You naughty boy! Consider yourself told off. [giggle]

I apologise, my PTS Nutjob credentials are slipping. The one I saw lived in Gosport, I believe, and seemed eminently qualified..

It's worrying. What I didn't say in my previous post is that he appears to have a brother..

I believe he's an "adult". Having a tea-break, so a quick scan and there appears to be only one Kane Willis on Facebook: very enlightening..

.. and a knife ... Actually, I saw he was called Percy, had a giggle and thought decrepit old fool...

I thought we might catch Citeh, but Man Utd are losing 3-0 to Everton..

Yes, other parts of his game were OK. One of the chances were him feeding the wing man, getting the return in the box, neatly making space for himself and then...

They're sports bras, you twit.

Eh? Talk about jumping to conclusions. What's the betting Koeman has already had a word with the player congratulating him and explaining how he views his progression? We don't know either way.

MA in 'Delusional Behaviour, Transmission of Non-validated Information and Myth Making in the Context of Local In-bred Populations and Sporting Rivalries'..

Mine are still around, along with Thrush: they often go together I find, although more Black birds around here. Cats are a problem so I just play a tune on my whistle and they don't like the high frequencies.. One of my favourites is 'Cock up your Beaver' - a fine jig and also a Rabbie Burns poem.

The ability to strike a ball and risk a shot from outside the area? That slightly tongue-in-cheek comment aside, it's an ability that I'm not sure is entirely down to coaching or skill levels (witness Tadic..). The ball still seemed to be accelerating when it passed the keeper on Monday night, and even if we don't see him this season I think next we'll see more. He's also tall and solid, with a good turn of pace so a pre-season and possibly some early Europa cup games :-) will start to improve on the rawness.

It seems that there are some normal, intelligent people down there with a grasp of budgeting principles and with realistic expectations.

Thanks for the heads up SG..

I concur...

Looks like the mobile networks are coping! I was going to go but a bit too much on to get over. Can't see my local pub showing this!

The odds indicating an equal likelihood? Would Spurs pay, and more importantly would they outbid anybody if there were any competition for his signature, and there is likely to be. Secondly, why would he go there if his prime motivation were CL football? We could finish above them this season, which would make it even more unlikely.

Chelsea and Spurs both 10/1: what b*****ks.

Ma cazzo! E tutto in inglese, non si capisce nulla!

Lucky b*****d! I can't mention where I was living otherwise Turkish will give me grief suffice to say that I remembered all my glaciation stuff from 50 years previously. Erratics, moraines, roches, cirques: you name it, all local to me. Bit too expensive for a school field trip, but you could combine it with skiing - now there's an idea!