DT

If only there was an example we could draw on of a lower league minnow defeating a high-flying team from the top division - say, Man Utd - in the final. hmmm

No really, what are you a professor of?

Amazing result. Well done saints!

I think he's a jolly nice chap.

Pauline Fowler a better bet.

He is frustrating in that he often chooses the wrong final option but we always lose it a bit when he goes off. PS can't help thinking our profligacy in front of goal last night will cost us. Tie should be out of sight by now. PPS oy! Antonio! Pass!!!!

Actually, I'd quite like to bite Claridge's hand off anyway.

I wouldn't bite his hand off. I'd prefer promotion to a cup by a million miles.

Stock is different gravy. Someone had to say it. No, really.

Amazing. Excellent player. Great biz.

Yeah, 'cause all teams always play at the same time, don't they?

are we signing Fonzie?

Quite so. It's amazing how many people on here bleat 'he's smaaaaalllll' about Perry, whilst at the same time failing to see how he has been picked at centre backs by countless good managers, including in the Prem and never seems to have a stinker. Oh, and he wins a fair few 'vital' headers.

Norwich is caught in a time warp. The last time I went there they had only just discovered toast.

MeLT

keep trying

He looks really scared.

and Christian Dailly

we have needed a decent centre back for the last 15 years

Saintskates?

Still more than Pompey get, with their supposedly magnificent support.

Is your avatar about 'arry?

Those pesky work permit issues.

Has Christian Dailly signed yet?

v tricky tie and exactly the sort we **** up. not optimistic about our chances in this one.