sotonjoe

33-ish I believe.

If Dulldays is playing, I'm going to listen to it on the radio and then bore everyone with my opinions about the game even though I'M NOT EVEN THERE.

I still can't understand what he's saying

Why don't they just infract him and be done with it?

It's his voice and accent. It's pretty high-pitched and he sounds like an extra from some northern soap opera. I was expecting something a little different from a Barbados international.

Seen blokes cleaning the inside of cars, sat in the driver's seat with fags hanging out their mouths at the Asda one. Not my cup of tea.

All I see is the same old whinging rubbish from those who don't even go to the games. Great 2nd half atmosphere today and Forte's post-match interview was the stuff of legend.

Yeh, she looked like a fat Spaniard in a wig.

Officialsaints twitter has confirmed it is cortese.

Cortese's new habit of going in the stands in disguise is wearing a bit thin to be honest.

no, you don't need to bring them all with you. you can just take the credit card used for the purchase.

Heard their song 'Do you Wanna' (think that's what it's called anyway) and thought it was good.

wtf?

I've always fancied 15mins with Amy.

Who?

Did he tell you this on Facebook?

I'd say there's a bit of difference between a few levels of shipping crates stacked on top of each other and a large power station with a 100m high chimney. I'd also say that it's not really your place to decide whether other people are allowed be against the idea.

I ****ing love Lambert

What are we singing in the "We are Southampton" song? It's not "We'll do what we want".

Lots of speculative "would haves" there to be honest.

I will buy any spare tickets you have (whether it's just one or a couple) for Saturday. I'm a st holder but missed out on the ballot. I have cash waiting and will come and collect the tickets from you anywhere you like (within reason). Please pm me.

I'm guessing we're not as desperate for cash as we were.

Morrissey - although he could probably spell "righteous".

Love him ... lots. Was earning $2m per episode in Twp and a Half Men playing a toned down version of himself. Well and truly living the dream.

Dickson should serve a ten match ban for his shocking pass which lost us the tie against Man Utd.